Reposted by SamSam @spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social · 8hThere’s a dog at our local park called Boo who always carries the biggest stick she can find (carelessly smacking into passersby if necessary). Today she decided to take things in a bold new direction. 251
Sam @spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social · 8hThere’s a dog at our local park called Boo who always carries the biggest stick she can find (carelessly smacking into passersby if necessary). Today she decided to take things in a bold new direction. 251
Sam @spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social · 18h“Right, OK, yes, it’s weird she wants to be friends with you, she knows where you stand. Still, this could be your big break. Maybe she can help you get that book deal you always wanted. If she brings anything like that up, just change the subject. Here she comes. Hi Jo—“ “THE MOST COMMON PARAPHILIA 041
Sam @spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026An excellent newsletter as usual. I’m beginning to think the greatest pillar of the two-party system is the inability of challenger parties to not - to quote @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk - “scare the hoes”.* *I think the hoes should be scared fwiw 110
Sam @spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Whereas I’ve been radicalised by Kiehl’s discontinuing my favourite SPF moisturiser. They must be made to pay. 020
Sam @spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I’m just out of Hope and I don’t think I’ve ever gone from thinking something’s going to be my movie of the year at the ~hour mark to wanting to boo it by the end. I would genuinely recommend people see the opening forty-five minutes and then walk out at your leisure. 120
Sam @spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026English football for like the last twenty years apparently. 030
Sam @spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Is now a bad time to mention there *is* a cane in Citizen Kane? 130
Sam @spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026A wasted opportunity not to call this A Better Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow. 020
Sam @spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026We should all aspire to be so good that we can take ourselves 10,000% seriously and not look ridiculous. Pac was one of the best wrestlers of his generation. His matches against Zayn and Cassidy are masterpieces. The best ambassador for British wrestling in a crowded field. Rest in peace. 010
Sam @spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Silver lining of this: my wife dropped her phone on the bus, I caught it after a mere six stops. Yes, I am training for a half marathon. No, I didn’t consider if it looked to the passengers like they were being chased down by the T-1000. 080
Sam @spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026[Guy who watches ~200 films a year] Where do you all find the *time* to watch all this television? Jesus Christ. 270
Sam @spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Me two weeks ago: They’ve got to come down on this guy like a ton of bricks. Me now: They can’t let him upload I Tried To Kill A MAN With A KNIFE?! Part 3 to YouTube with monetisation turned on. Me in a month: I don’t think the king should allow this but I guess he does command a majority. 040
Reposted by SamAlasdair Mackenzie @alasdairmackenzie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The BBC has long given up even pretending to be interested in who these people are, why they are coming or how they might feel, in favour of acting as a kind of shop window for the parties to display their wares of violence and crueltybbc.co.ukMost migrant small boat arrivals in single day of 2026A total of 781 migrants arrive on Wednesday, but the yearly total is below the same point in 2025. 14531178
Reposted by SamAsher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 23/09/2026There's a certain sort of abuser who figures out quickly that they can relentlessly attack other generally well-meaning leftist/punk/DIY folks, because they not only won't hit back, they'll think it's their responsibility to keep taking it. Extremely destructive to a community if left unchecked 1337258
Sam @spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This reminded me of the Tolkien exhibition at The Bodleian, where I saw something that I’ve not seen before or since: If someone was caught taking pictures, they had to show their camera roll (!) to the guard, who would ensure they deleted any photos they had of the exhibition. 130
Reposted by SamJay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Arresting Jay Zedbee for stealing tinnies and posh treats from M&S will just make her a martyr. This will only strengthen her. it will just give her the spotlight. we should instead try to address and appease the legitimate concerns that lead Jay Zedbee to steal tinnies and posh treats from M&S 310716
Sam @spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The rule of law should apply to everyone regardless of whether they want it to or not. 161
Sam @spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Streep levels things up. Three months remain. It’s going down to the wire. 021
Sam @spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026We all contain multitudes and we’re not all going to agree on everything but Rees-Mogg is the politician I personally find most confusing. Generally I find the man insufferable if not repulsive. Occasionally (see also his comments about Shamima Begum) I think he’s very thoughtful and brave. 140
Sam @spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026As someone who got married in a building flying both a British and an Indian flag, I have some suggestions about where Braverman can stick her conspicuously unevidenced claim that one can’t consider themselves English and have Asian heritage. 030
Sam @spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Alright, yes, I did say that it’s pathetic to be enraged by the James Bond casting choice. However, at the time, I didn’t realise that Danny Tommo had been at RADA or the reason he hadn’t been arrested for his many crimes was because he had such an effective agent. 020
Sam @spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Mr. Burnham, sir, it’s time for leadership. It’s time for definitive action. You must, this very hour, insert a pointed allusion to the blackshirts trying to kill charity workers into the speech you’re due to give to Labour Party Conference next week. A nation waits. 1194
Reposted by SamDylan Difford @dylandifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I mean, at this point, it's fairly unambiguously paramilitarism. You've got a non-state actor using violence to further political objectives. It's flagrantly in breach of democratic principles several times over. Inaction would be the most ultimate failure of a democratic government. 732170
Sam @spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Apparently the press were trying to reach Shabana Mahmood for comment but what they thought was Shabana Mahmood was a cartoon dust cloud that approximated her image and slowly dissipated. 032
Reposted by SamRob Ford @robfordmancs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Why has this live-streaming serial criminal not been arrested? 830387
Sam @spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Attempted murder while racist to be added to the crimes that are now legal list. 021
Reposted by SamAlan Beattie @alanbeattie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Will keep boringly saying this (no disrespect to OP): it's not a health surcharge. It's not hypothecated to the NHS; you can't choose not to pay it and thereby eschew healthcare. You could equally call it an education or roads surcharge. It's using the NHS's sanctified status to rip off immigrants. 12302120
Sam @spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The playing of stupid games continues at pace. I can’t wait to see what the prizes will be. Good ones probably. 2312830
Reposted by SamIt's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Is YOUR teen texting like a millennial? LOL - lumbar, oh lord DIAF - dentist! Incisors are fucked! AFAIK - Asprin for aching, irritable knees YMMV - you moved my varifocals ROTFL - Really ow, this fucking lumbar 1127889
Reposted by SamJames Ball @jamesrball.com · 19/09/2026I think it should be a source of deep embarrassment – and perhaps even shame – that Rishi Sunak has spoken out on this before Andy Burnham has. 651940446
Sam @spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This is a curmudgeonly view but as I’ve grown older, I’ve thought people’s character is much more important than their opinions per se. Particular because when the rubber meets the road, character is what dictates how people behave. I think this is true of politicians and people on the street. 021
Reposted by SamVikki Blake (Vixx) @vixx.bsky.social · 18/09/2026My husband’s g-g-g grandfather, coxswain of the Mumbles lifeboat, lost two of his own sons and most of his crew when he went out in 1883, but saved c.130 people during his time with the RNLI. These are the bravest, kindest, most selfless people on the planet. Am fuckin OUTRAGED by this. 13817
Reposted by SamMarie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 16/09/2026"person gurning and repeatedly asking if they can stroke your arm because it would feel really really good interviewed about the objective upsides and downsides of MDMA" 1955
Sam @spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social · 16/09/2026What I find striking is her linking this with previous racist movements and not pretending it’s something that’s just spawned from the ether. It’s the same ideas, often the same people, but in racing to legitimise the movement it’s a link that many - e.g. the government, the BBC - cannot make. 1153
Sam @spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social · 16/09/2026When you make fun of the people of Piddington, this is who you’re mocking: honest hardworking Britons. 060
Sam @spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Sorry, Lisa Nandy said what? I know she’s not normally up this early but come the fuck on. 181
Reposted by SamSam @spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Yeah, there was a girl I was interested in that couldn’t identify any political leaders. But, when pressed, she got Lowe, Lowe, Lowe, Lowe, Lowe, Lowe, Lowe, Lowe. 041
Sam @spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Yeah, there was a girl I was interested in that couldn’t identify any political leaders. But, when pressed, she got Lowe, Lowe, Lowe, Lowe, Lowe, Lowe, Lowe, Lowe. 041
Sam @spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social · 15/09/2026“I’m seeing double here - *four* Krusties!” is such a stupid, clever joke. 020