pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Breaking News: Police believe that the suspect in the killing of health insurance executive Brian Thompson has uploaded himself to the Dark Web and become a being of pure information, a “ghost in the machine” 954355464
Gnome Chompsky @4ktung.bsky.social · 07/12/2024And this is supposed to mean what? They're not going to keep searching for him? Giving up? Now that's a conspiracy! 000
vanillanarutozero.bsky.social @vanillanarutozero.bsky.social · 06/12/2024And his Raya account is doing bonkers good 000
Scotty B @scottyb.bsky.social · 06/12/2024And they're paying a dark web psychic in Bitcoin to find him 030
Incredibly-boring @incredibly-boring.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Are we sure he wasn’t born on the dark web from all the times people asked for a hit on BT but couldn’t afford it from paying off their surgeries? 000
henriqueplacido.bsky.social @henriqueplacido.bsky.social · 07/12/2024And his birth cry will be the sound of every phone on this planet ringing in unison. 040
BBnotsonice @bbnotsonice71.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Hmmm so the FBI can't find some latte running hippie 🤔😏 000
swan2swan.bsky.social @swan2swan.bsky.social · 06/12/2024media.tenor.comHacker Laughing GIFALT: Hacker Laughing GIF 040
Dennisn't @stradicat.bsky.social · 06/12/2024media.tenor.coma pixelated image of a man with his mouth open in front of a honeycomb backgroundALT: a pixelated image of a man with his mouth open in front of a honeycomb background 3220
D W the Gutless @dwoboyle.com · 06/12/2024They have released this picture of himmedia.tenor.coma close up of a person 's face with a slight smile on their faceALT: a close up of a person 's face with a slight smile on their face 0350
Vem @vemmikado.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Where he took on Salt Typhoon and became the storm itself for everyone’s benefit? 000
ACleveland10 @acleveland10.bsky.social · 06/12/2024A terrible movie that takes place in Cleveland! 110
Soren 🇵🇸 @glauxincarnate.bsky.social · 07/12/2024theonion.com/cackling-jul...theonion.comCackling Julian Assange Disintegrates Into Lines Of Code As Baffled Authorities Attempt To Handcuff HimLONDON—Quickly contorting his hands to type into a faint keyboard embedded in his wrist, a cackling Julian Assange reportedly disintegrated into lines of computer code Thursday as baffled authorities ... 0100
💀Orbit Boo-y💀 @orbitboy.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Subject was last seen swan diving from a skyscraper before activating their thermoptic camoflague and dissapearing. The police were quoted as saying it looked "fucking sick". 21173
THAC0 Malfoy @capn-acab.bsky.social · 07/12/2024 i’m just glad that someone finally showed us how to use the three shells 1150
Logan (Enid Fanboy) @enlightenedlibra.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Can he come out again though? Cause much like Santa, I have a list and I'm checking it twice. 010
Paul [REDACTED] D. Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300K+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™ @paulwdawkins.bsky.social · 07/12/2024What, again? 010
Iggy Grey @iggygrey.bsky.social · 06/12/2024We regret to inform the suspect that his UHC do not cover the Dark Web. We don't cover anything that's dark. If you get injured or catch a disease while in the dark YOU ARE UNISURED! Hope this clarifies your coverage is daylight only. 000
We need Luigi @billyslayvalentine.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Would you download an assassin? Me: actually, yeah. 010
highnumber @highnumber.bsky.social · 07/12/2024I might have just downloaded him and shared him on Facebook 000
kjell1979 @kjell1979.bsky.social · 07/12/2024NYPD is urging Taylor Swift to publish a sex tape to break the internet so they can flush out the suspect from hiding. 040
J. Michael Moncus 🌹🇵🇸 🍉 @hangedman1984.bsky.social · 07/12/2024media.tenor.coma cartoon of futurama characters with the words good for him below themAlt: Fry from futurama saying "good for him" 030
Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 06/12/2024I would watch this season of Ghost in the Shell for sure 130
IsLiz @islizclare.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Put some damn respect on the suspects name- The Claims Adjuster is a ghost in the machine 000
erinhinds.bsky.social @erinhinds.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Guess that means we can stop looking for him now 010
Thomas Graf @thomasg86.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Everytime I go on CNN's website there is some new breathless headline regurgitating what we already know but trying to make it sound fresh and dramatic. 010
Notorious P.I.G. (Your Halloween Hogmother) 🐽🦇 @anotoriouspig.bsky.social · 06/12/2024A spirit in the material world 010
Shields @shieldsup.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Honestly I’ve said this on my own wall but now that we’ve found out the shells said “DENY DEFEND DEPOSE” it’s clear we’re in Stand Alone Complex territory and we should all be acting accordingly 030
PinkTheCat @pinkthecat.bsky.social · 25/02/2025media.tenor.coma close up of a girl 's face with green rays coming out of her eyesAlt: A close-up of a girl's face with an unsettling digital background made of green rays. Her name is Lain. Let’s all love Lain. 000
Kimmylea @kimmylea.bsky.social · 07/12/2024I heard that now his mission is complete, he's returned to the future he came from 160
Topher Qastro @wemyx.org · 06/12/2024media.tenor.coma robot is standing in front of a cloudy sky with the words `` there are no strings on me '' written on it .ALT: a robot is standing in front of a cloudy sky with the words `` there are no strings on me '' written on it . 000
ozyimandias64.bsky.social @ozyimandias64.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Listening to the Russian intro audio...good times. 000
🏳️⚧️ Amanda Rae 🏳️⚧️ @realamandarae.me · 07/12/2024Idk if this is more Lain-pilled or GitS-pilled 040
Bluesky’s Official Twenty Millionth User @beerguyrob.bsky.social · 06/12/2024So, ScarJo’s going to reboot “Lucy”, but as a documentary? 000
James “Vamp” Fleet @horrorfilms101.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Oh God. He could be anywhere now. He could be *everywhere* now. 0280
neilbinns.bsky.social @neilbinns.bsky.social · 06/12/2024He'll live on in all our toasters as a being of pure ethereal malevolence. I welcome his crisp dark energy. 010
Lance Frostheart @lfh-env.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Time to create Public Security Section 9 and start diving into the Wired. 000
epistemic crisis actor @insaanity.bsky.social · 07/12/2024The police have released a new sketch of the suspect: 0192
Matunos @matunos.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Sources indicate he's now able to deny insurance claims at 3,000x the speed of a human. 000
Phil Bothun @phil.70percentcomplete.com · 06/12/2024Authorities are now saying the case is at a standstill, stating they “wouldn’t download a person.” 060
Ralph Nozwicki @ralph-nozwicki.bsky.social · 07/12/2024No, he’s being hidden by the Deep State. Or the Illuminati. I forget which. 010
Habeas Jocus @toowoke2joke.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Aha! Emailing the NYPD with the OSINT I've compiled from scraping the darkweb: "If you want to capture the shooter, purchase this Single Shooter Meme Coin--only $4.99. Collect enough of them and he can't escape!" 010
