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Lance Frostheart

@lfh-env.bsky.social
249 followers 620 following 336 posts

"The feather of Liberty falls / from the wing of Rebellion." -Victor Hugo, Le fin de Satan. Romantic Satanist 28 he/him pan Art, video games, streaming, shitposting, whatever catches my fancy

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Carl Ott @bubba687.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
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Lance Frostheart @lfh-env.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Modern vampires are lame... all they know is suck neck, be bisexual , eat hot chip & lie.
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
I didn't come up with this one, but I wholeheartedly agree with it.
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Gaby Pulcinelli💮 COMMISSIONS OPEN @gabyponpoko.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
My sexuality: Girls (all of them) and boys that look like a princess
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Saganism @sagan.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
We’ve arranged a society on science and technology in which nobody understands anything about science and technology, and this combustible mixture of ignorance and power sooner or later is going to blow up in our faces.
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Sebastian Silverfox @silver-sebastian.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
I think in our case we need to take it up to Diderot levels. #NoKings
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
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𝕊𝕜𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕂𝕖𝕪 @skeletonkey.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit. ~ Richard Pryor
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𝕊𝕜𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕂𝕖𝕪 @skeletonkey.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
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thethinkingatheist.com @thethinkingatheist.com · 12/06/2025
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Crona @albarnsdemon.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
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The Unvirgin Mary @theunvirginmary.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Oh god, yes!
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Lance Frostheart @lfh-env.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Thanks Satan. @thedevil.bsky.social
Receipt for a 2L bottle of Coca Cola and a pack of gum totalling 6.66.
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Natalia (娜塔莉) @wrycritic.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Happy 🌈
"am i a boy? am i a girl? who knows!! but everyone finds me hot and that makes everyone gay"
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Lawrence @ldog562.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Yes
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Tofu @tofupixel.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
happy gay everyone 🌸☀️🌊
a pixel artwork of a simple house sitting amongst some trees. behind the house is a wide open sky at sunset, coloured like the pansexual flag; pink, yellow and blue
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The Unvirgin Mary @theunvirginmary.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
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BatBruiser @batbruiser.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
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Seth Andrews @sethandrews.com · 02/06/2025
#Pride
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
A poll started just seconds ago on Twitter, with the first 25 votes shown
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thethinkingatheist.com @thethinkingatheist.com · 24/05/2025
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The Unvirgin Mary @theunvirginmary.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
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The Unvirgin Mary @theunvirginmary.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
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LexiTheWulf @lexithewulf.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
" Someone once told me, 'I love you, but you are a lot.' But I am not too much. I am simply alive in a world that demands depth, clarity, and action.
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⛧ spicy whimsy ⛧ @spicywhimsy.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
picture of a white cat in a box with a rainbow and text that reads “stay negative.”
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Maybe it's called a corpse flower because that's a dead ballerina stuffed in a bucket.
San Diego's enormous corpse flower looking like aN upside down ballerina.
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𝕊𝕜𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕂𝕖𝕪 @skeletonkey.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/05/2025
Ashamed Woman Hiding Interest In Country Music Like It Hentai theonion.com/ashamed...
Ashamed Woman Hiding Interest In Country Music Like It Hentai
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Antichrist @poornh.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
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Centurii chan @centuriichan.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
the first conspiracy.
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𝕊𝕜𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕂𝕖𝕪 @skeletonkey.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
The great concern for the unborn: After birth, they have no use for that child until he can pay taxes, serve in the military & vote. No - Neonatal care - Daycare - Headstart - School lunch Preborn, you're fine Preschool, you're fucked ~ George Carlin
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thethinkingatheist.com @thethinkingatheist.com · 23/05/2025
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Lance Frostheart @lfh-env.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Hot take: The only reason the tomb is empty is because some rich Victorian man plundered the tomb of Joseph of Arimathea and snorted Jesus' ground up body like one of the Egyptian mummies.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
@ChuckWendig honestly do you blame it

New research finds Jupiter is flinging asteroids at Earth

[pic of jupiter]
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murderedbybluesky.bsky.social @murderedbybluesky.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Still true today....
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
woegurt
A yogurt parfait cup with granola on top appears to have a sad face formed by blueberries and a curved slice of strawberry.
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Carrie @carebear620.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
I believe in you.
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⛧ spicy whimsy ⛧ @spicywhimsy.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
feeling groggy
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a close up of a white cat 's face looking at the camera
Alt: a close up of a white cat 's face looking at the camera
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𝕊𝕜𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕂𝕖𝕪 @skeletonkey.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 09/05/2025
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PattiCakes ⚖️🔬♀️♿✊🏾🏳️‍🌈☮️🇺🇸🌎🌊 @warrior-patticakes.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Tax all the churches to pay for universal healthcare.

You know it's what Jesus would have wanted.
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter. They graded it. Bwahahaha.
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Ironlily @ironlilyart.com · 30/04/2025
Clinye's big idea for all succubi homies
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
We know exactly how you feel, Carney.
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𝕊𝕜𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕂𝕖𝕪 @skeletonkey.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
The face you make when you realize you’re trapped in the room with a babbling buffoon.
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
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