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swan2swan.bsky.social @swan2swan.bsky.social · 21h
@zerglinator.bsky.social do you know anything about this homophobic wind-breaking guy?
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BitterGiantsFan @bittergiantsfan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dodgers Lose! #BeatLA #NLDS .
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Katie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
BORAT VOICE MY WIFE!!!!
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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don’t know if it was this one, but my youngest memory of being truly terrified was a Japanese Frankenstein movie. The monster made the same noise as my dad when he snored. My parents’ room was across the hall from mine, so there were many nights of terror.
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swan2swan.bsky.social @swan2swan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
maybe playing Lightning Returns would have fixed my life wdym you can dress her up wydym she can get cat ears or a chef's hat or cool spectacles or a giant top hat
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Scott "KaiserNeko" Frerichs @kaiserneko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Forgotten Island is a fucking treat. High energy, deeply earnest, beautifully animated, and genuinely funny. Please give it a watch if you haven't already! Or rewatch it, it's a movie that benefits from rewatches.
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
💰🎁🙏📥
a fake screenshot of the game final fantasy 8 with the character Irvine saying "the wealthy are always the biggest welfare recipients"
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Mirror] @nintendoamericax.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
September 30th vs October 1st
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✨🥤SUPER SODA🥤✨ @supersoda.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jubilee, Rogue, Jean Grey, Emma Frost, Storm & Magik #Marvel
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JL Foster @jlfoster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My hot take for today: ALL fraternities should be abolished. We don’t need them. Nothing good happens within them. Any perceived value they provide can be found elsewhere.
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Alexis @alexispace.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Rent is due TODAY and I'm still $550 short of my goal—if you can help me at least get close by the end of the day it'll really help.
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The fact someone can commit sexual assault and be punished in a discrete manner so as not to “ruin their life” and then years later become a popular entity in media, causing even more trauma when the assault is revealed? If the initial punishment didn’t favor the assaulter, this’d be less common.
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🔸Riamus🔸 @riamus01.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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onion person @junlper.beer · 01/10/2026
it’s amazing that there’s no crime anymore. if you do crime you’re actually just the victim for getting caught. the people who catch you are the criminals
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swan2swan.bsky.social @swan2swan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I somehow forgot who Cynthia was when the Game Grumps were talking about her as they approached. Then they entered the room and I Remembered.
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lend me your gender energy
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Scott "KaiserNeko" Frerichs @kaiserneko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tired: Power Scaling Wired: Power Bottom Scaling
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swan2swan.bsky.social @swan2swan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wanted to use a Metroid: Ravenous reaction image for a thing and so, as if I was thirteen again, I went straight to Google Image search and typed in "metroid ravenous samus hungry". It was a...tricky operation.
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swan2swan.bsky.social @swan2swan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
kpop demon hunters is delightfully homophobic
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“The Force doesn’t work that way” I don’t know, man, have you read the expanded universe books? Because the Force does some pretty wacky shit in those.
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swan2swan.bsky.social @swan2swan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ichiro stepping on the mound to remind everyone why the Old Man trope is a thing:
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Don't let the sound of keys jingling become louder than the sound of opportunities disappearing.
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Mila ........ Flip The United States Senate Blue 💯💙🇺🇸💙 I’m Blue @iwantmycountry26.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Robert Kraft Is a Epstein Island Visitor. The New England Patriots Owner Is a Child Rapist
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’ll have the weird one please
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Alexandra Phelan 余雪莲 @alexandraphelan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Americans are unafraid of putting too much in a sandwich and it makes for some truly excellent sandwiches.
Photograph of a stacked sandwich with three pieces of toasted brioche bread, herbed chicken salad, cos lettuce, apples, sharp cheddar cheese, cranberry ginger chutney, candied bacon, and a Dijon mayo spread
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bart Allen: The God Engine is crashing! I'll have to disassemble it!
Wally West: No, Bart. I'll do it.
Bart Allen: Uh, Flash Fact: I'm faster than you.
Bart Allen: Flash Fact: I'm older, more experienced, and frankly, smarter than you.
Bart Allen: Flash Fact: suck my dick.
Wally West: Flash Flash: Cram it, you cock mongling shit gnome
Bart Allen: FLASH FACT: YOUR MOM!
Wally West: FLASH FACT: YOUR MOM!
Donna Troy: by the gods this is the dumbest argument ever.
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Mathew Buck @filmbrainbmb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ed Sheeran could have been big enough to stand up for his friend. He could have said, "You don't want the money from my gigs into local economy? Okay, that's on you." He did not.
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Natasha 🏴🌻 @alterici.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Put sprinkles on the banana bread, cuz I can do what I want.
Banana bread
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Retro Blast 👻 @retroblastpod.com · 15/09/2026
Happy 25 years to the Nintendo GameCube
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Calvin Lin @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am
A scene parodying the Neon Genesis Evangelion scene of Asuka and her Eva unit getting pierced by the spear of longinus. In this scene, Linguini and Remy from Pixar's Ratatouille take the place of the EVA unit and Asuka respectively. Linguinis eye is pierced by a fork version of the spear and Remy is depicted in an inset where he is grabbing his eye and screaming like the anime. There are anime subtitles at the bottom that say "AHHHHHHHHH!"
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Kdin Jenzen 🏳️‍⚧️🐺 @kdinjenzenvo.com · 15/09/2026
Vaporeon is the best Eeveelution.
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Vaporeon
Alt: Vaporeon jumping gif
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onion person @junlper.beer · 15/09/2026
remember that song thrift shop
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swan2swan.bsky.social @swan2swan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
they killed my 24/7 yugioh stream that was my asmr why would they do that
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Pop Base @popbase.tv · 14/09/2026
Legendary fashion designer Bob Mackie has died at the age of 87.
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 13/09/2026
logging on
an old Superman comic panel with 'next stop, gay city!' in the speech bubble
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swan2swan.bsky.social @swan2swan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If I had a nickel for every time over the past week I found out my favorite characters' names were pronounced "Coy-yo-tay" and not "Cai-oh-tee", I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that I never paid attention to the Japanese and no one watched the Looney Tune.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Commercials for Pizza Rolls would be more realistic if they had the kids screaming in agony as they burned their mouths on the cheese filling.
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Curt Hogg @cyrthogg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Cartoon Baseball: Pitcher and Batters
ALT: Cartoon Baseball: Pitcher and Batters
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i’m sorry but you don’t begin your argument with “fe fi fo fum” unless you’re arguing in bad faith
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onion person @junlper.beer · 13/09/2026
went to vintage computer festival today, its so funny how nerds who aren’t fascists or love ai are still out there making super neat stuff and love showing off their cool old repurposed tech
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
In baseball, we call this a wheeeeeeeee!
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swan2swan.bsky.social @swan2swan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Bleach is giving me yuri options that even I had never conceived. #bleachtybw #tatsino
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
hey I have something for this
The Atom explains to Wonder Woman that he's saving lives by dating Giganta because supervillains who engage in cross-morality romances kill fewer people.
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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
[metroid] hungry hungry energy for me. give me battery life now
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Kind of awkward when one of the owners on the first night of the NFL season was in the Epstein files and one of the owners in the second game of the NFL season was arrested in a prostitution sting. What the f-k with these guys? 
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Brandon Santiago @4brandonjs4.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
So I think Instagram just removed this?
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Alexis @alexispace.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I promise the blue wave won't dissipate if you don't scold the trannies on bsky dot net for not being happy about being the designated rhetorical sacrifice. you simply don't have to do that.
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Moby Dick: So, what did he say? Does he like me? You know, like like me?
Ishmael: I don’t think so. I’m pretty sure that the whole “biting his leg off” thing was a pretty big turn-off.
Moby Dick: I WAS NERVOUS
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Brandon Santiago @4brandonjs4.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Space Momma’s HUNGRY #samus #metroid #yuri
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Lizard: my son...l lost control. The Lizard took over completely and I...I ate my son.
Peter Parker: Sounds like you had-Peter Parker: -a reptile dysfunction.
The Lizard:
Peter Parker:
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