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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Colin Farrell in his Civil War beard audition

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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My Ur-Dragon deck *by itself* clears $10k but, if Magic does UB Harry Potter, I'm out. All of it.

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Justin @sitkaworldsfair.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

the deliberate starvation of civilians is a war crime

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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Wait, this is the Deadpool "PERFECT" pose from Marvel Tokon lol

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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Bluesky would really just close up shop after like 11 p.m. EST. Like a small-town bar: everybody was in everybody's business and it closed up early. This was before the Brazilians arrived and taught us all how to samba.

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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Otherwise normal but with the strong implication that I am Q of QAnon

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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Turns out gaming's most infamous member of the Epstein Files is an all-seasons dirtbag. Bravo to PMG

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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

As Scorsese likes to say, the tools are all there

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Charles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The Emma Frost x Miss Piggy comic has hit the internet and it's so, so, so much more magnificent than I ever could have hoped for

Emma Frost: "Emma Frost, darling. I'm a telepath. May I read your mind to ascertain if you're telling the truth?"

Miss Piggy: "But of course, darling I am an open book, a tell-all memoir."

Emma Frost telepathically witnessing the entirety of Miss Piggy's life.

Wolverine: "Frost? She legit?"
Emma Frost: "She's..She's... She's everything. And I would die for her."

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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I assume this is like 99% orange man bad (98% car juice expensive/1% feeling guilty about the racism) 1% she doesn't look like a haunted Victorian clown jack-in-the-box with the paint removed

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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Before anybody ever called George RR Martin a "seat of his pants" writer, there was another really famous George who got famous the same exact way

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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Do I know anybody at @xbox.com? I have a feature request for the store: let me sort "Coming Soon" games by Release Date: Oldest to Newest. I will literally write the code for you if you need

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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Why does Alan Ritchson, the largest producer, simply not overrule all of the other producers

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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

"Nobody ever got fired for buying IBM": crimes against humanity edition

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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Tired: Twitter is real life Wired: BlueSky is real life

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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Me: So you're a programmer 20M: Checks out Me: Unemployed 20M: Laid off? Me: Burned out. You have a girlfriend though 20M: Holy crap really? Me: ...you should probably sit down for this next bit. How's your Ukrainian?

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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

It's a testament to how good the love story between Logan and Jean is in Wolverine that Cyclops isn't even in the game and I'm already mad at him lol

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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

@marykgames.com I just rolled credits on Wolverine and just thought you should know I've been crying for last 20 minutes (complimentary).

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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

GEFILTE PHISHING

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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Presidential fitness exam, the dentist, Confession

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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 14/09/2026

Keep that shit burning Zelensky

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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

A friend of mine from high school was "starring in a fan musical at LeakyCon"-level obsessed with Harry Potter. She just shared the Verge's "no ethical way to watch the show" piece. Rowling's cooked and she knows it.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

This idea applies to other things. If you wear a big sun hat, a polo shirt, and a pair of baggy cargo shorts to the zoo, you can tell people wholly fabricated, rather incorrect information about the animals and they will believe you.

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

putting in a mouth guard and then asking reacher if i can email his wife

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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Onimusha: Way of the Sword rules. Year of Capcom confirmed.

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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

We're doing 9/11 remembrances? Fear. Fear is what I remember. Watching my 5th grade teacher get pulled out into the hallway by another teacher and coming back white as a sheet. Watching the feds descend on a local hotel because a family had the temerity to be Muslim in America. Terror levels and

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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I was a tutor in SUNY Potsdam's Math Lab. It is very important to get that vowel correct.

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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Job board: Do you want to be a manager? Me: No JB: Do you want to be a manager? Me: No JB: Do you want to be a director? Me: That's a kind of manager

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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Breaking Benjamin played a show about half a mile from my house. Met him afterward. Still have my signed copy of Phobia.

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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

If I had a nickel for every time Capcom gave a protagonist a metal arm with a lady in it, I'd have 10 cents, but it's weird that it happened twice

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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Looks like the AI services are down today. Looking for a programmer who can -write his own code? -write his own emails? -write his own documentation? -do his own Powerpoints? -read books? -tie his own shoes? Inquire within!

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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Like with any get-rich-quick scheme, by the time you hear about it, it's too late

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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Paul Anka is so notorious for firing musicians that being fired by Paul Anka is known as "escaping from Anka-traz"

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booby flay @bakebythepound.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Doing a bakesale in partnership with All Hands & Hearts, and @kimhoyos.bsky.social to help support immediate relief efforts for the the families and communities in western Colombia affected by the devastating August 10 earthquake and ongoing aftershocks.

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Stephen Totilo @stephentotilo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

SCOOP: A few weeks before the launch of Star Wars Zero Company, most of the developers at its studio were furloughed The studio says they hope to secure funds to restore their pay. Some are skeptical it'll happen I learned about this via a bitter lawsuit: www.gamefile.news/p/star-wars-...

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‘Most’ of Star Wars Zero Company studio Bit Reactor was furloughed ahead of launch

The details emerged amid a legal dispute between company founders. The lawsuit also provides an unexpected look into a studio behind one of the best-reviewed Star Wars games in years

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