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Keely Briar

@tinydinosaurs.bsky.social
1.3K followers 1.5K following 3.5K posts

Just a saluki dog-thing from Los Angeles. wooooofwooofwooofwooof Super gay lesbian bisexual pan queer+ Cross-stitch fiend 🪡 hashtag furry hashtag MMA BJJ master (idiot) L.A. girl but a dude.

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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social · 20h
My kid found this and said its "the elf on the shelf" (We dont do elf on the shelf in our house)
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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tired of working with people my age taking up *really desireable postions* who keep making excuses for being lazy - and then say "well, this is how gen-z works" No. Gen-z works their ass off. They would love to have your job. And they'd do it better too.
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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I hate when she looks at me like this
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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How i sleep at night with all my haters out there
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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Its wierd to live in the city and look over to your neighbors yard and see this
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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I need both of them to hit me with a car
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Accell @accelldraws.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
🌮🐇 @snowballbunny.bsky.social 🐇🐇🐇🐇
a black and white shitpost drawing of an arctic hare holding a taco in front of a taco bell
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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ADHD thoughts during important work meetings
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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I need to find the polished black shaft
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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Reluctantly" having a Halloween party again this year. Who wants to go
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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Sitting down to play 6 hours of Mahjong on Yakuza - i grab my mug full of Diet Coke...
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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
You better fucking believe I'm spiraling
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5uki5en5or @5uki5en5or.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This picture of the Pope at his 40th birthday party is everything to me.x
The Pope at his crazy as fuck 40th birthday party wearing a tiny sea captain hat, holding a tiny ice cream surrounded by THREE sad looking balloons. He's wearing a blue jacket and jeans with a brown belt and he's got a navy polo shirt on.
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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social · 28/08/2023
What did Keith Haring mean by this?
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💐 vibe. @artxvibe.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
☕️💋
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💐 vibe. @artxvibe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🦴 🤎
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💐 vibe. @artxvibe.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
🤎🎵🌿
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Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Quaker Salty Surfers were part of a line of corn chips that were apparently a product of "Quakers Nibble Division," each with their own specific aesthetic. Cornskis (Soviet), Dippy Canoes (Native American) and these, with a 60's beach party aesthetic. The slogan for the line? "Tis Noble to Nibble"
A very late-60's looking blonde woman with heavy eye makeup and wet hair, reclines on a surfboard in the middle of the ocean, in a black swimsuit, holding up a can of Salty Surfers. "I bring you salty surfers"
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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Some kids mom: "We are raising him early 90s style: no internet, no tablets, no streaming, no activities after school, hes free to do what he wants! He needs to live in boredom and discover himself!" Me: "So huffing glue out by the derelict shipping warehouse like we used to do. Gotchu."
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Florence @justflorence.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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rose 🩷🪽 @aerti.pink · 19/08/2026
Did... did the heartless do this!?
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Brian sticking it to Aerith/Aeris/Aries
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Incorrect Final Fantasy Quotes @incorrectffqts.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Introducing the plans for the Final Fantasy VII franchise
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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Which one of you is driving this
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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The witching hours have begun
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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I dont remember buying this
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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Fuck as much as you can (consensually)
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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The worst part about living in L.A. is all the gangs
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Kage damagé @kagedamage.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Just came back from a screening of Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron at Vidiots and there were a lot of sad looking people there (me and my friends)
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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Rural America is a wild place
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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Becoming an avid marathon runner my feet look all sorts of fucked up - I've traded feet pics for mileage
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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Lots of talk about pussy that grips but how about pussy that is all consuming
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Evryware Offices, 1989. "You know what Manhunter 2: San Francisco needs next?" "What?" "Foxy anthro rat-dogs. In bikinis." "Right on!" 📖 : ST Action, 1989
A photo of a page in the mag reviewing Manhunter 2: San Francisco. It has a scene from the game with two female anthro canines with long nuzzles sprawled around a guy in a crown and robes sat in a throne fashioned from an old car with its hood open
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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This man's body produces more testosterone than any of those male 'manspace' alpha-bro liver eating influencers could ever hope for
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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Look at this dumbfuck spilling salt everywhere.
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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The four types of gays
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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Youre telling me you dont remember Terminator Salvation The Ride - a Rollercoaster based on the *hit* McG movie Terminator Salvation (2009) that operated for only 2 years at six flags magic mountain?
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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
My 5-year-old drew Loona from Helluva Boss (no, she doesnt watch the show)
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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Oh god im even older now
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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: an alien is sitting behind the wheel of a sedan with the window rolled down. He looks over at another car and says, “is this guy for real?” Panel 2: a second alien is stopped at the light next to the first alien. He is sitting behind the wheel of an enormous pickup truck with hover wheels. The truck is absolutely decked out in crazy hyper-macho patriotic stickers and flags, like an alien punisher skull, a flag sticker that reads “We the Bleeple”, and a bumper sticker that reads, “offended? GLOOP.”
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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I work in hollywood on major projects with major studios and I can verify this
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apfelhund @apfelhund.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Austral Lights
A sketch painting of Sherry being photographed in front of a night sky with red aurora, reflecting on a mountain lake. She looks different than usual, flashing a tired smile at the camera.
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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Its the 50th anniversary of The Hobbit, we gotta make a cover that slaps. Okay, how about that guy who works at the family pizza joint on the corner. He looks like a hobbit. Lets put him in a cloak and slap him on the cover. Great. And make gollum look like a fucked up alien. Yes sir!
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Warrior_Snail @kungfuaction.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I dont really care about Avatar. I've only seen the first one. But at this stage, the Avatar franchise is more "Star Wars" in filmmaker philosophy than Star Wars ever will be again
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maya butchpussy @membrane.hellstar.plus · 19/08/2026
silver paint pen on a red pole reading “FAT BITCHES FOREVER”
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