Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social · 20hMy kid found this and said its "the elf on the shelf" (We dont do elf on the shelf in our house) 261
Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Tired of working with people my age taking up *really desireable postions* who keep making excuses for being lazy - and then say "well, this is how gen-z works" No. Gen-z works their ass off. They would love to have your job. And they'd do it better too. 2122
Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026How i sleep at night with all my haters out there 0133
Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Its wierd to live in the city and look over to your neighbors yard and see this 2141
Reposted by Keely BriarAccell @accelldraws.bsky.social · 15/08/2026🌮🐇 @snowballbunny.bsky.social 🐇🐇🐇🐇 211531298
Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"Reluctantly" having a Halloween party again this year. Who wants to go 140
Reposted by Keely BriarKeely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Sitting down to play 6 hours of Mahjong on Yakuza - i grab my mug full of Diet Coke... 18033
Reposted by Keely BriarKeely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social · 08/03/2026You better fucking believe I'm spiraling 48220
Reposted by Keely BriarBryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This picture of the Pope at his 40th birthday party is everything to me.x 65250602
Reposted by Keely BriarKeely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social · 28/08/2023What did Keith Haring mean by this? 1136984
Reposted by Keely BriarDiscontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Quaker Salty Surfers were part of a line of corn chips that were apparently a product of "Quakers Nibble Division," each with their own specific aesthetic. Cornskis (Soviet), Dippy Canoes (Native American) and these, with a 60's beach party aesthetic. The slogan for the line? "Tis Noble to Nibble" 2317912
Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Some kids mom: "We are raising him early 90s style: no internet, no tablets, no streaming, no activities after school, hes free to do what he wants! He needs to live in boredom and discover himself!" Me: "So huffing glue out by the derelict shipping warehouse like we used to do. Gotchu." 6102
Reposted by Keely BriarIncorrect Final Fantasy Quotes @incorrectffqts.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Introducing the plans for the Final Fantasy VII franchise 417565
Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026The worst part about living in L.A. is all the gangs 080
Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Just came back from a screening of Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron at Vidiots and there were a lot of sad looking people there (me and my friends) 050
Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Becoming an avid marathon runner my feet look all sorts of fucked up - I've traded feet pics for mileage 120
Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Lots of talk about pussy that grips but how about pussy that is all consuming 260
Reposted by Keely BriarSasha's Retrobytes 🏳️⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Evryware Offices, 1989. "You know what Manhunter 2: San Francisco needs next?" "What?" "Foxy anthro rat-dogs. In bikinis." "Right on!" 📖 : ST Action, 1989 110722
Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026This man's body produces more testosterone than any of those male 'manspace' alpha-bro liver eating influencers could ever hope for 1122
Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Look at this dumbfuck spilling salt everywhere. 1131
Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Youre telling me you dont remember Terminator Salvation The Ride - a Rollercoaster based on the *hit* McG movie Terminator Salvation (2009) that operated for only 2 years at six flags magic mountain? 380
Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social · 23/08/2026My 5-year-old drew Loona from Helluva Boss (no, she doesnt watch the show) 3101
Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I work in hollywood on major projects with major studios and I can verify this 0163
Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Its the 50th anniversary of The Hobbit, we gotta make a cover that slaps. Okay, how about that guy who works at the family pizza joint on the corner. He looks like a hobbit. Lets put him in a cloak and slap him on the cover. Great. And make gollum look like a fucked up alien. Yes sir! 6224
Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I dont really care about Avatar. I've only seen the first one. But at this stage, the Avatar franchise is more "Star Wars" in filmmaker philosophy than Star Wars ever will be again 130