iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Lying about your height on your dating app? Weak. I’m going to lie about my height on my tombstone.

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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

It’s actually because of Tolkien that the plural form is “milves”

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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Sexy singles in your area are waiting to chat with YOU about Swan Boy

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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

dense stones beat stones for pockets heavy stones near me

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

People have been debating the question of "who the real predator is" in Primetime. I would have thought the answer was obvious, that it's the giant lion that is perpetually stalking the show's set, but I guess some people were too taken in by Pattinson's magnetism to notice.

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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Get online right now if you want some websites

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 17/01/2026

neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I need it to be winter already. I need it to be pitch black at 4 and everything frozen and snowed over and still as death while everyone is huddled inside dealing with seasonal depression. then I can sip a nice hot coffee and go “ahhh” real loud

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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Ah man I think there’s a baby Nope monster in my garage

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Ben (Bee) Kahn @benkahncomics.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

They call him Batman Beyond because he's made entirely of plant proteins

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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

If you’re fucked up like me he’s appropriate volume jay hawkins.

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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

We have to post with such volume that it gets surfaced in search results: there is a setting that makes jerking off with the shock gloves safe and more pleasurable

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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Latest update allows you to open and browse bluesky while you drive

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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I have elected not to trap Dolly Parton’s spirit in a gemstone

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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I’m teaching more animals to pollute

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Aura @aurahack.ca · 15/08/2026

you cant convince me that Chairman Kaga is played by an actor, he's real and so is Kitchen Stadium. In 2026, you can only get to Kitchen Stadium through the sewers of kabukicho like in the Yakuza games I just know it

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HATE Mulgrew @josie.zone · 15/08/2026

"Got mental problems? Addicted to obscure substances? Paid too much attention in histoy class? I'm Warren Zevon, and you may be entitled to some bitchin' rock music"

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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Oh boy, I’m just so tired of all these Star Wars

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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect

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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

guys it says my application to YOU WILL NEVER BELONG club is “pending!”

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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

(sweating and pacing around) no see if you think about it the first two panels *can’t* be diegetic or else Noel wouldn’t be doing that

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laura “Skeleton” cavegift @cavegift.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

reading more blood meridian where the judge lays out his perspective on the world and it’s like man chill out you sound like sephiroth

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Friday Night @fridayyakuza.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Friday at last…

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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Latest strange new worlds sucked very hard. You’re supposed to get to the bottom of shit!

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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

the bog body keeps the bog score

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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I just imagined an ai in the future that’s going to put us all in cyber heaven except for everyone who bought into roko’s basilisk.

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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

You idiots this isn’t the “Noel fumbles the hot panda waitress” arc; this is all preamble to the “Rona gets with the hot panda waitress” arc. Think big picture!

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furby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. You were killed by DARK WIZARD!

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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

You can literally get out of debt with the power of friendship. It’s called “mooching,” and if you subscribe to my online course I’ll teach you how

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morticia toastems @toasty.cx · 18/07/2026

Had Malort for the first time tonight and everyone who goes "UGGHHHH AAAAHHH GROSS" is weak of spirit and must train like Vegeta in 100X gravity to improve their tolerance for uncommon liquors

lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

If everybody calms down I’ll stop Doing That to all the lettuce

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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Honestly I was a little worried that za/um would leave their roots behind and forget to fuck a bunch of their staff

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

If I have to read one more AI-written post on LinkedIn I am going to eat the business end of a shotgun. Because here's the thing: communication is the essence of being human. We're social creatures and are nourished by the richness of human diversity. Find your own voice. And thank me later.

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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I have captured Lindsey Graham’s spirit in a gem

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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

New York dinosaurs be like “Ey! I’m roamin’ the earth over here!”

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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

If you’re ever feeling unsafe at a bar you can try ordering a “Jecht Shot.” Bartenders in the know will pick up on this signal, dive into a giant pool, and kick a soccer ball through your harasser.

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Out: Better things are possible In (laser eyes etc): Better things are inevitable

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

You know who shouldn’t have air conditioning? Christians. Every time you use air conditioning you’re saying God made a mistake when He set the temperature.

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RTÉ News @news.rte.ie · 19/06/2026

Scientists say the Earth may not be engulfed by the expanding fireball of the dying Sun, which has long been assumed to be our planet's ultimate fate

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The Sun may not engulf Earth after all, scientists say

Scientists say the Earth may not be engulfed by the expanding fireball of the dying Sun, which has long been assumed to be our planet's ultimate fate.

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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Anyone who talks enthusiastically about orbital data centers needs to learn firsthand about radiating heat in vacuum the same way laika the space dog did

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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Sick of the bullshit; QKA23 should be a valid straight

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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

And then the doctor goes “No, no, you’re not Pagliacci. Pagliacci’s funny.”

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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Clearing up a common misconception: Juster is the name of the *band*, and Buffoons is the last name of their lead singer

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lincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

It’s safe to say that everyone who sees the mandalorian and grogu will take a little piece of the baby yoda home with them. Because of how they reproduce

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