Reposted by it's Juanersjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 14hFlubbed my gaffe in an important cock-up this morning :/ 31038
Reposted by it's JuanersParis Marx @parismarx.com · 13hfunny to me that last year taylor lorenz was privately trying to suggest i was being funded by peter thiel after we got into an argument over her shitty takes, and now she’s literally running cover for him saying being evil is good. quite a journey she’s on. 272160270
Reposted by it's JuanersDiedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My wife has recently taken to dictating texts with the fervency of a convert so my grocery lists now are long muses on what we may or may not have or need at some point and what our kids like or used to like and how their tastes change and how life is funny that way 484959
Reposted by it's JuanersReal Follower Count @realfollowers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026@juan.mywasteofspace.com has 636 real followers (followers that have not been blocked/suspended/deleted) 002
Reposted by it's JuanersPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The effects of the gummy progressed as tonight’s Lanterns got weirder, thus i must declare it the greatest episode of television in history 187622
Reposted by it's JuanersIsaiah D. Colbert @shineyezehuhh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Lanterns time. 51017
Reposted by it's JuanersJaz @jaz.sh · 27/09/2026Okay so I've built a new Atlas, this time it lets you explore the conversations on Bluesky over the past 7 days graphically. It should update every ~6 hours and help you navigate the information environment that exists on here. I've learned a LOT about what people do here today... atlas.jazco.devatlas.jazco.devAtlasA living map of what Bluesky is talking about: the past week's conversations, grouped into topics and regions and rebuilt every six hours. 1141386404
Reposted by it's JuanersJames Gunn @jamesgunn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The end is getting closer. New episode of #Lanterns airs tonight at 9pm on @hbomax.bsky.social. 2173149
Reposted by it's JuanersAvery Edison @averyedison.com · 10/06/2026ME [SUSPENDED FROM HOOKS AND CHAINS]: you like this too, yeah? like, hurting me is a good time for you? PINHEAD THE CENOBITE [WINCING]: am I not being enthusiastic? I said all that stuff you suggested ME [FLESH STRIPPED FROM BONES]: I’d just love to feel like this was your idea 347298
Reposted by it's JuanersLiana Kangas @lianakangas.com · 27/09/2026I’m always being real… I don’t have anything to hide. 1338481
Reposted by it's JuanersMara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026theonion.com/i-appreciate...theonion.comI Appreciate The Muppets On A Much Deeper Level Than YouDennis, Dennis, Dennis. 420710
Reposted by it's JuanersArmando Iannucci @aiannucci.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Though we make shows for the fun and hell of it, I’m delighted to be included in this lovely list ( #ThickOfIt, #Veep) though it’s really our audiences that matter and not some list we shouldn’t take too seriously but #Barry should have been way way higher! 121889
it's Juaners @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 26/09/2026oim tired of hearing about smartglasses in either direction just let them fade away 000
Reposted by it's Juanersit's Juaners @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 10/08/2025from building feeds, I've learned that there are thousands of people that think bluesky is mostly a pornography/fetish site where they should click "like" on as much porn as possible, all day long 181
it's Juaners @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 26/09/2026perhaps some hawaiian pizza will settle my hash 000
Reposted by it's JuanersTom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note. 543302750
Reposted by it's JuanersRoy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Almost that time of year to find that random $10 and a bag of Doritos in ya winter coat pocket. 1239032
Reposted by it's JuanersDavid Sims @davidlsims.bsky.social · 25/09/2026talked to Zach Cregger about Resident Evil www.theatlantic.com/culture/2026...theatlantic.comAdapting a Video Game Might Be Harder Than Playing ItThe director of the new “Resident Evil” movie glanced past the details to capture the franchise’s spirit. 21057
Reposted by it's Juanersit's Juaners @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 22/07/2026when have you ever know me to be ingenuous 001
Reposted by it's JuanersAlison Willmore @alisonwillmore.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Blood boys OVER we’re out here Renfieldmaxxing now 41297225
Reposted by it's JuanersEmily Yoshida @emilyyoshida.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The rumors are true!!!! I'll be joining the boys for Blank Check Live at the Refocus Film Festival in beautiful Iowa City, Iowa 10/25/26! Tickets and passes on sale now: tickets.refocusfilmfestival.org/websales/pag... @blankcheck.bsky.social 11314
Reposted by it's Juanerspilot @pilotv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026okay who is gonna get me an advanced copy of the 600-page donnie darko sequel novel. pls. it is my one wish in this world 2152
Reposted by it's Juanerssarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i will NOT be doing that. see you all in portland in 8 hours or something. or in greenland. or in hell. 119371687
Reposted by it's JuanersRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I’m under your mom’s bed right now! I can hear you practicing for your Maroon 5 a capella covers show! You’re very good! 11473
Reposted by it's Juanersit's Juaners @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 11/04/2026do you guys remember those slightly wet donuts they had in the school cafeteria where do you get those? 011
it's Juaners @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 23/09/2026to the FN key on my keyboard: get the fuck away from me!! 000
Reposted by it's JuanersJoe Reid @joereid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Digger? I dug it! Tom Cruise sails through as a man worth billions, just don’t bill him for the cost of saving the human race. Iñarritu, Bruté? Grab your shovel but don’t push and shove. When you get to the front of the line, dig yer ticket out of your pocket and tell ‘em your old pal Gene sent ya! 110212
Reposted by it's JuanersDavid Sims @davidlsims.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I quite liked DIGGER lol. What do I do. Who do I talk to 282929
Reposted by it's Juaners412th Man @unlox.bsky.social · 21/09/2026ME WITH A TIME MACHINE: even accounting for inflation, we’re talking about the most expensive diesel ever. the proximate cause is Trump starting a war in Iran- 2024 MEDIAN VOTER: hawk tuah! ME: yeah pure adventurism, quickly getting bogged down in- what 2024 MEDIAN VOTER: spit on that thang! 10921109
Reposted by it's JuanersFrancesco Francavilla @ffrancavilla.bsky.social · 22/09/2026🎶 MYS-MYS-MYSTERIOOO 🎶 (and SPIDER-MAN!) 529955
Reposted by it's JuanersLindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026frodoitsdone.gif www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjPR...youtube.comI Tested Every Cruise Line to Find the Least EvilYouTube video by Lindsay Ellis 1252043260
Reposted by it's JuanersMike Maihack @mikemaihack.com · 20/09/2026Some more Kara in the Batcave shenanigans. 🦇 272669475
Reposted by it's JuanersJames Gunn @jamesgunn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Bowl cut. Back up. An all-new #Lanterns premieres tonight at 9pm on @hbomax.bsky.social! 2580565
Reposted by it's Juanersceej @ceej.online · 16/10/2024attempting to level up my posting by tracking down the last remaining bluesky elder only to find out the thing they’re actually good at is getting invited to closed betas 213610
Reposted by it's Juanersit's Juaners @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 13/06/2026I didn't even know she was sick 1481
Reposted by it's JuanersJosh Sawyer @jesawyer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026My washing machine locked just before I realized I have two more things to clean and I’m glaring at it and punching my fist like Danny Witwer watching John Anderton escape his wrath in a self-driving Lexus as featured in the 2002 Steven Spielberg sci-fi thriller Minority Report. 91417
Reposted by it's Juanersfoaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026ISAAC CHOTINER: well mr. cruise, im impressed. you've given me absolutely nothing TOM CRUISE: [weirdly aggressive handshake] its been a pleasure. what was the name of that series you mentioned? ISAACH CHOTINER: dragonball z TOM CRUISE: goku, right. excellent, thanks for having me 152590303
Reposted by it's JuanersFilm Crit Hulk @filmcrithulk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Zach Kregger's RESIDENT EVIL is so much darn fun. 90 minutes of tension, screams and, laughs. But much of the functionality is both the simplicity of its aims and the core of if its conceit. Wrote about it all here: www.patreon.com/filmcrithulk...patreon.comZach Kregger's RESIDENT EVIL, Video Games, and You! | Film Crit Hulk1. A DOG THROUGH A WINDOW It's 1996. I have a Sony Playstation. I watch my neighbors play a game that interests me greatly. Granted, they're 26515
Reposted by it's JuanersDC @dc.com · 18/09/2026Everyone’s favorite Lantern (according to Guy). See how Guy Gardner’s been handling the ring in the next episode of #Lanterns, this Sunday at 9pm on @hbomax.bsky.social. 210729
Reposted by it's JuanersInspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Watching a kid in my office consume 600mg of caffeine via an electric blue can while I measure out my daily antacid powder into lukewarm sink water. He asks me what the 90s were like. they were loud, you insolent whelp 549779
Reposted by it's Juanersjesse, head of endorsement deals at Boingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 02/06/2025ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese. THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity ME: you want anything VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import 24101442881
Reposted by it's JuanersJudge John Hodgman @judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026🚨CALLING ALL CARTOONS!🚨 Artist Lisa Hanawalt, of Bojack Horseman fame, is a guest on an upcoming episode, and we want all your CARTOON-RELATED disputes! Do you think Roadrunner and Coyote should stop fighting and get together? Are you a Simpsons-head but your partner loves South Park? LET US KNOW! 96713
Reposted by it's JuanersCrowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026i support identifying however you want with one exception and idc if this gets me cancelled but sharepoint you are not a social media site 2704