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he/him I can only promise you good takes (mostly about movies) Sandwich Feed: bsky.app/profile/juan.mywasteofspac… letterboxd.com/juaninja

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 14h
Flubbed my gaffe in an important cock-up this morning :/
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Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 13h
funny to me that last year taylor lorenz was privately trying to suggest i was being funded by peter thiel after we got into an argument over her shitty takes, and now she’s literally running cover for him saying being evil is good. quite a journey she’s on.
Taylor Lorenz: "Listening to this whole interview and these comments in context you see he is actually making a pretty nuanced point. You can criticize him all u want but taking clips out of context to manufacture outrage is so lame— critique what he actually said!"
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My wife has recently taken to dictating texts with the fervency of a convert so my grocery lists now are long muses on what we may or may not have or need at some point and what our kids like or used to like and how their tastes change and how life is funny that way
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ushmel @ushmel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What do you mean
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Real Follower Count @realfollowers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@juan.mywasteofspace.com has 636 real followers (followers that have not been blocked/suspended/deleted)
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The effects of the gummy progressed as tonight’s Lanterns got weirder, thus i must declare it the greatest episode of television in history
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Isaiah D. Colbert @shineyezehuhh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lanterns time.
Man jumping out of a car.
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Jaz @jaz.sh · 27/09/2026
Okay so I've built a new Atlas, this time it lets you explore the conversations on Bluesky over the past 7 days graphically. It should update every ~6 hours and help you navigate the information environment that exists on here. I've learned a LOT about what people do here today... atlas.jazco.dev
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Atlas
A living map of what Bluesky is talking about: the past week's conversations, grouped into topics and regions and rebuilt every six hours.
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James Gunn @jamesgunn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The end is getting closer. New episode of #Lanterns airs tonight at 9pm on @hbomax.bsky.social.
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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 10/06/2026
ME [SUSPENDED FROM HOOKS AND CHAINS]: you like this too, yeah? like, hurting me is a good time for you? PINHEAD THE CENOBITE [WINCING]: am I not being enthusiastic? I said all that stuff you suggested ME [FLESH STRIPPED FROM BONES]: I’d just love to feel like this was your idea
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Liana Kangas @lianakangas.com · 27/09/2026
I’m always being real… I don’t have anything to hide.
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
theonion.com/i-appreciate...
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I Appreciate The Muppets On A Much Deeper Level Than You
Dennis, Dennis, Dennis.
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Armando Iannucci @aiannucci.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Though we make shows for the fun and hell of it, I’m delighted to be included in this lovely list ( #ThickOfIt, #Veep) though it’s really our audiences that matter and not some list we shouldn’t take too seriously but #Barry should have been way way higher!
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it's Juaners @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 26/09/2026
oim tired of hearing about smartglasses in either direction just let them fade away
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it's Juaners @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 10/08/2025
from building feeds, I've learned that there are thousands of people that think bluesky is mostly a pornography/fetish site where they should click "like" on as much porn as possible, all day long
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it's Juaners @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 26/09/2026
perhaps some hawaiian pizza will settle my hash
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note.
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Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Almost that time of year to find that random $10 and a bag of Doritos in ya winter coat pocket.
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David Sims @davidlsims.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
talked to Zach Cregger about Resident Evil www.theatlantic.com/culture/2026...
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Adapting a Video Game Might Be Harder Than Playing It
The director of the new “Resident Evil” movie glanced past the details to capture the franchise’s spirit.
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it's Juaners @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 22/07/2026
when have you ever know me to be ingenuous
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it's Juaners @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 25/09/2026
this has been talked about extensively you're just 21
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Alison Willmore @alisonwillmore.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Blood boys OVER we’re out here Renfieldmaxxing now
He’s on a quest to live forever.
Mr. Emanuel’s morning routine involves waking up at 4 a.m., stretching for 40 minutes and then doing breath work, sauna, meditation, an ice plunge and infrared light therapy before ingesting a protein shake and a cup of live worms to fight off “the bad bacteria in my gut.” He describes a recent lunch with his old CAA boss, Michael Ovitz. Mr. Emanuel writes: “He goes to the gym; he thinks that means he’s taking care of himself. But it doesn’t. I scold him. He hasn’t gotten his blood work done in years, he isn’t doing ice plunges, he isn’t doing daily breath work, he isn’t fasting. And he needs to be eating worms.”
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it's Juaners @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 24/09/2026
wups stomach is already rumbling from hunger
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Emily Yoshida @emilyyoshida.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The rumors are true!!!! I'll be joining the boys for Blank Check Live at the Refocus Film Festival in beautiful Iowa City, Iowa 10/25/26! Tickets and passes on sale now: tickets.refocusfilmfestival.org/websales/pag... @blankcheck.bsky.social
Griffin Newman, Emily Yoshida, and Ben Hosley doing some real nerdy shit
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pilot @pilotv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
okay who is gonna get me an advanced copy of the 600-page donnie darko sequel novel. pls. it is my one wish in this world
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i will NOT be doing that. see you all in portland in 8 hours or something. or in greenland. or in hell.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m under your mom’s bed right now! I can hear you practicing for your Maroon 5 a capella covers show! You’re very good!
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
wrong guy
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it's Juaners @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 11/04/2026
do you guys remember those slightly wet donuts they had in the school cafeteria where do you get those?
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it's Juaners @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 23/09/2026
to the FN key on my keyboard: get the fuck away from me!!
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it's Juaners @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 23/09/2026
Clock needs an update. We are getting the update ready for you...
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Joe Reid @joereid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Digger? I dug it! Tom Cruise sails through as a man worth billions, just don’t bill him for the cost of saving the human race. Iñarritu, Bruté? Grab your shovel but don’t push and shove. When you get to the front of the line, dig yer ticket out of your pocket and tell ‘em your old pal Gene sent ya!
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David Sims @davidlsims.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I quite liked DIGGER lol. What do I do. Who do I talk to
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412th Man @unlox.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ME WITH A TIME MACHINE: even accounting for inflation, we’re talking about the most expensive diesel ever. the proximate cause is Trump starting a war in Iran- 2024 MEDIAN VOTER: hawk tuah! ME: yeah pure adventurism, quickly getting bogged down in- what 2024 MEDIAN VOTER: spit on that thang!
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Francesco Francavilla @ffrancavilla.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🎶 MYS-MYS-MYSTERIOOO 🎶 (and SPIDER-MAN!)
Mysterio fighting SPider-Man
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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
frodoitsdone.gif www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjPR...
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I Tested Every Cruise Line to Find the Least Evil
YouTube video by Lindsay Ellis
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David Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Process video
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Steles are up.
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Mike Maihack @mikemaihack.com · 20/09/2026
Some more Kara in the Batcave shenanigans. 🦇
More Batgirl and Supergirl fanart, this time Kara having a bit of fun in one of Barman's BAT-tle suits (against Batgirls heeded warning). Cue best gravely voice impersonation: "I'm Batman! Gotham needs justice! I should drink more coffee!" I'm sure good ol' Bruce would agree with all of this.
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James Gunn @jamesgunn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bowl cut. Back up. An all-new #Lanterns premieres tonight at 9pm on @hbomax.bsky.social!
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ceej @ceej.online · 16/10/2024
attempting to level up my posting by tracking down the last remaining bluesky elder only to find out the thing they’re actually good at is getting invited to closed betas
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it's Juaners @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 13/06/2026
I didn't even know she was sick
Norm
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Josh Sawyer @jesawyer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My washing machine locked just before I realized I have two more things to clean and I’m glaring at it and punching my fist like Danny Witwer watching John Anderton escape his wrath in a self-driving Lexus as featured in the 2002 Steven Spielberg sci-fi thriller Minority Report.
The aforementioned scene.
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ISAAC CHOTINER: well mr. cruise, im impressed. you've given me absolutely nothing TOM CRUISE: [weirdly aggressive handshake] its been a pleasure. what was the name of that series you mentioned? ISAACH CHOTINER: dragonball z TOM CRUISE: goku, right. excellent, thanks for having me
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Film Crit Hulk @filmcrithulk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Zach Kregger's RESIDENT EVIL is so much darn fun. 90 minutes of tension, screams and, laughs. But much of the functionality is both the simplicity of its aims and the core of if its conceit. Wrote about it all here: www.patreon.com/filmcrithulk...
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Zach Kregger's RESIDENT EVIL, Video Games, and You! | Film Crit Hulk
1. A DOG THROUGH A WINDOW It's 1996. I have a Sony Playstation. I watch my neighbors play a game that interests me greatly. Granted, they're
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DC @dc.com · 18/09/2026
Everyone’s favorite Lantern (according to Guy). See how Guy Gardner’s been handling the ring in the next episode of #Lanterns, this Sunday at 9pm on @hbomax.bsky.social.
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Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Watching a kid in my office consume 600mg of caffeine via an electric blue can while I measure out my daily antacid powder into lukewarm sink water. He asks me what the 90s were like. they were loud, you insolent whelp
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at Boingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese. THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity ME: you want anything VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
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Judge John Hodgman @judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🚨CALLING ALL CARTOONS!🚨 Artist Lisa Hanawalt, of Bojack Horseman fame, is a guest on an upcoming episode, and we want all your CARTOON-RELATED disputes! Do you think Roadrunner and Coyote should stop fighting and get together? Are you a Simpsons-head but your partner loves South Park? LET US KNOW!
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i support identifying however you want with one exception and idc if this gets me cancelled but sharepoint you are not a social media site
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