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Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 3h

Can I sue CNBC for a new laptop? They clearly caused me to punch mine.

Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 3h

The Phillies and Red Sox are both looking like teams that underperformed, surged, but maybe didn't underperform that much in the first place?

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Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 3h

It took them more than 30 years to do it live, but it's never too late until it is. www.youtube.com/watch?v=36io...

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Biohazard + Onyx - Judgment Night [first time live] - Pontiac, Michigan

YouTube video by DemonHead TV

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Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 3h

You know that live Donald Fagen or Steely Dan from The Beacon Theatre has to be good. Bands and performers so rarely have such obvious home field advantage.

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The Nightfly (Live From The Beacon Theatre)

YouTube video by Donald Fagen - Topic

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Michael Kupperman @mkupperman.bsky.social · 9h

From my series 100 Years Ago Today: Real People Tell Their Real Stories. #1: Doorman

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Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 11h

The Red Sox lost 9-0. Aka the official score of a forfeit. Which is basically what Chad Tracy managed towards.

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Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Rice be nimble, Rice be quick. (Rice jumps over the Candlestick.)

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Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Niners will have to hit the Create-A-Player soon on wide receivers and it doesn't even matter.

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Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

/blocks "substation" /creates virus that gives a short but extremely painful shock anytime anyone uses the term "substation" in any football mentions

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Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Hot take: I like having Mike Evans on my favorite team.

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Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The perceived need to keep up with Gritty's antics has had some...results.

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Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Browns much improved without the dead weight known as Miles Garrett.

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Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I guess I sort of understand why Ireland decided to go through with these stupid games.

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Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Fan service ultimately serves no one.

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Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Definitely the one who responds to questions like "Describe El-Sayed in one word" with something like "I DON'T TRUST HIM BECAUSE HE SAID HE'D MAKE SHARIA LAW HAPPEN THAT IS NOT SOMETHING I HALLUCINATED HOLD ON LET ME TIE MY SHOE ALSO WHAT EXACTLY IS A WORD"

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jesse @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

this is shot like she ODed on Doo Dads

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Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The most beautiful manspreading I've ever seen. You can't even unfold the other two seats under his watchful legs.

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Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It's such a delight to have to sometimes be on X for day job reasons.

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Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Infuriating New York Times panels are back, starring, "It's not my fault, I HAD to vote for Trump, it's your fault for not having better candidates."

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Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

One understated flaw with forcing workers back from home: your offices fucking suck. The elevators don't even get us to work on time, while I easily could have worked harder rolling out of bed and into my home office you dumb arrogant motherfuckers.

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Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

New Yorkers live in the sewer New Yorkers live in the sewer New Yorkers live in the sewer Rent's really expensive Sewer time! gothamist.com/news/manhole...

gothamist.com

Manhole mystery continues as 3 more people seen climbing out of sewer, NYPD says

Police continue to investigate as yet another group of people seen exiting a manhole.

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Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

"Hey! New York City! Did you know that your mayor is a m m m Muslim??"

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Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Here is a thing that actually exists.

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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got

Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Zohran post about filling one pothole: We filled our 2,000th pothole! Wow! New York is the greatest city in the world! Zohran post about meeting with the president: Some guy was here and that is now over.

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Nick Field @nickfield.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The State AGs were on pace to kill the Paramount/Warner Bros by litigation and delay until Gavin Newsom stepped in and turned the tide. Now the Trump loyalist Ellisons will control CNN and HBO. Don't ever, ever forget that Newsom stabbed us in the back www.wsj.com/business/med...

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Exclusive | Newsom Expresses Concerns About State Antitrust Suit Against Paramount

The California governor has told people involved in the suit that blocking the $81 billion deal could harm Hollywood jobs.

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Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

49ers have had the ball four times and scored four touchdowns. Is that good?

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Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Traveling to my memory palace, which I then realize contains nothing but back issues of BIG AND BUSTY and a bunch of open beers that have become fruit fly nests.

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Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Not every game should go to overtime. Packers-Jets isn't good, but it isn't going to get any better than this.

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Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Jordan Love(s) throwing passes with no chance of getting a first down.

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Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Every State Farm ad I see watching football (and there are so many) feels like watching a cigarette ad, if cigarettes not only gave you cancer but failed to cover your home after a wildfire.

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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

“you get those photos for the weed communion wafers ad?” “sure did, boss. real sexy, just like you asked.”

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

are you in the mood for snake?

A drawing of a woman holding a telephone to her ear. A snake is coming out of the phone, and the woman is saying "I live for snake."

Big text at the top says "ARE YOU IN THE MOOD FOR SNAKE?"

Text underneath says "CALL 1-888-SNAKE TODAY, THE ONLY PHONE NUMBER THAT WILL SEND REAL, LIVE SNAKES THROUGH YOUR PHONELINE TODAY.

SNAKES ARE STANDING BY TO TAKE YOUR CALLS.
EXPERIENCE SNAKE - 1-888-SNAKE"

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Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

In New York, even the subway ketamine ads are somewhat Jewish.

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Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Jay-Z AND Rick Rubin? For EIGHT episodes? Yeah, that was easy.

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Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

1) THE GODFATHER PART III definitely could have been worse 2) Never let the owner be the creative

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Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Kirk Herbstreit is a fucking donk, but yes, it is amazing how good Ted Cruz is at continuing to run his mouth while being booed, as though he's been doing it since Yale Law, if not elementary school.

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 17,1966

P1- NANCY IS OUT OF HER BED AND WALKING IN HER SLEEP, SHE IS WALKING TOWARDS THE FRONT DOOR
P2- NANCY IS SLEEPWALKING OUT IN THE FRONT YARD , IN HER PAJAMAS, ITS RAINING
P3- NANCY SLEEPWALKS BACK INSIDE THE HOUSE
P4- NANCY GOES BACK OUTSIDE, SHE IS STILL SLEEPWALKING, IT’S STILL RAINING BUT NOW SHE IS CARRYING AN UMBRELLA

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QuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

man what do you even say anymore

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Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Amazon committing a minor and hilarious act of hate by playing "Buffalo Soldier" in honor of... the Buffalo Bills. Woy yoy yoy.

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Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The Doctor is a binge drinking brilliant fuck up detective in the beat down Baltimore Police Department.

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Hell Gate *subscribe today!* @hellgatenyc.com · 17/09/2026

The pace and size of these police settlements are continuing under the administration of Zohran Mamdani. So far in 2026, the City has paid more than $53 million to settle some 500 lawsuits, with a median payout of $25,000. hellgatenyc.com/nypd-settlem...

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Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Computer Rage, Computer Rage Rage, against the dying of the light

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Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

This promotion couldn't have possibly gone better.

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Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

You know your site is rotten when its front page links to other pay content on other sites.

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Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

You're not just getting old. You were lacking as a human being when you were young too. This never comes out of nowhere.

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