yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Any teacher who has spent 10+ years acknowledging student wrong answers would be great at cold reading. 000
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 08/11/2025I feel like there’s a version of Late Night with the Devil that comes out in 2007 starring Matthew Broderick 000
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 08/11/2025If you want to test a marriage disagree about a fever 000
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Man what do you even want from Schnoodle? 000
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Did we ever figure out what eyes without a face was all about? 010
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Bet it feels nice to be a lazing warthog and have a mob of meerkats scrambling over you, eating your parasites. 010
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Two year old is pretending her string cheese is earrings 000
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Sure I panicked and overreacted but does it say about what you did to allow me to? 000
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Sometimes you reminisce with your two month old about the cute way they used to say something when their brain was significantly less developed 6 months ago 000
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Lawn care renewal company called Fescue 911 010
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Someone should write a science fiction story where the surveillance state backfires on those who create it 010
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 06/11/2025My 2 yo will watch three episodes of Bluey and somewhere in there she will say: “they are all dogs” or something like that 010
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 05/11/2025It’s just nice that New York City found their Spanberger 000
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Haunted commute this morning as the grave markers of dead campaigns still pepper the roadside 000
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 05/11/2025I can’t believe local stations at the gym are safe again. 000
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Spanberger should thank Dave Brat 000
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 05/11/2025people don’t yet that Hashmi’s phd dissertation was on William Carlos Williams 000
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Watching Bluey. “What’s that called” “That’s a cricket bat. It’s a game they play.“ “and that’s a dog” “well yeah” 000
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 05/11/2025My cats and dog recognize that my wife and I are larger and more powerful than them but they aren’t scared of us. The two year old absolutely terrifies them. Small, exciting, wild, invulnerable. 000
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 05/11/2025We’re at the stage where 90000 votes seems like a lot but really it’s almost nothing 000
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Angela’s Ashes? Wow spoiler alert 000
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 04/11/2025My wife who grew up middle class doesn’t quite know the smell of a cigarette thrown into a toilet in a steamy bathroom 000
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 04/11/2025The H means you should pronounce it ga-host 000
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Thank god for Super Simple Songs 010
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 04/11/2025If you otherwise only know The Exchange by John Grisham is a sequel to The Firm I bet you couldn’t guess even the rough premise based on that. 000
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Does anybody else remember the random books one of your English put on the reading lists for class? I don’t mean the classics but books like Leon Uris’s QBVII and Walter Edmonds’s Drums Along the Mohawk. 000
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 04/11/2025That’s a lot of Christmas ads for my Nov 4th viewing of Longlegs, Hulu. 000
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 04/11/2025need a labeler for accounts here who saw Kull: The Conquerer in the theater 000
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Whoever is writing John Grisham novels these days seems a more competent stylist. 000
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 04/11/2025<shakes treat bag> Terrrrrrrriersssssssssss come out to plaaaaaeeeayyyy 000
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Funniest nepotism is college basketball coach with son on team. 000
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Was wondering how a certain author kept putting out more books and it turns they didn’t die a few years back like I thought. 010
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 03/11/2025Tried to sell a rubber awareness bracelet for those of us with very hairy wrists and it wasn’t a huge success 010
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 03/11/2025the weekend is great but nothing compares to a day off replacing what otherwise would have been a work day. 000
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 03/11/2025I got a haircut and nobody here has said a word about it. 000
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 03/11/2025If Betty White hadn’t died at 99, she’d probably be dead by now. 000
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 03/11/2025AI family fun coming to you this Christmas season: Elf in the Veldt 000
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 03/11/2025Don’t tell my family I was killed by a dozen mice from Prince Caspian’s army. 000
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 03/11/2025You’ve exceeded 50gb and we might throttle your speed. Oh wow I’ll definitely slow down now. 000
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 03/11/2025How dare you write a book that’s not the book I wanted you to write 000
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Deeply suspicious of memoirs with self-important titles. Speak, Memory is a big exception but he’s earned it. 000
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Celebrity memoir audiobooks read by the celeb are nice because it’s the first time either of you have read it. 000
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Wow, Deborah Eisenberg looks great. 010
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Daylight Saving delays feeding; cats declare Constitutional crisis. 010
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 01/11/2025I wonder if this novel about slavery and imperialism is having characters stage The Tempest for some important reason. 000
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Dogs love to be like “this is definitely my business“ 000
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Halloween candy does not really go with beer but you know we endure. 010
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 01/11/2025I bet it would fun to ride a train across a whole continent, especially if you got to investigate a murder. 000
