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THAC0 Malfoy

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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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THAC0 Malfoy @capn-acab.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
“Les ClayPaul”
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
i bet puke is a refreshing change of pace if you're a toilet
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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
RIP jesus. you would have loved birkenstocks
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Rogs @stev.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Goofy describing a porn movie
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
It’s the future, it’s inevitable, just accept it, it’s the way we will all be working very soon and there is no point in trying to oh wait it sucks, no one asked for it or wants it, and it’s shutting down forever.
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THAC0 Malfoy @capn-acab.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
referring to anyone who owns a car as a ‘’normie’’
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I'm Dirt Mother Fucker @aynrandy.boontavista.com · 20/01/2026
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THAC0 Malfoy @capn-acab.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
it’d be even less prevalent if they’d only called it can’tibalism
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I don't know about this, Woody. Maybe the guitar could say 'This machine gives fascists better training'?
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THAC0 Malfoy @capn-acab.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
chewin my own dick off rather than listen to ‘’the Ezra klein show’’
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THAC0 Malfoy @capn-acab.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
chewin my own dick off rather than listen to ‘’the Ezra klein show’’
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ceej @ceej.online · 30/07/2025
the enemy of my enemy also sucks ass
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 25/06/2025
this meeting could've been a raven croaking ominously from atop a broken spire
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 04/06/2025
mdf is the hot dog of wood
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THAC0 Malfoy @capn-acab.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
[creed dude stranded on the highway] Can you change my tire??
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THAC0 Malfoy @capn-acab.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
is the ubiquitous australian sausage sizzle to be considered a unique regional variation of the hot dog??
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Bec Shaw @brocklesnitch.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Nobody has said “also a factor was how incredibly fucked Dutton’s head is and how evil his vibe and aura is”
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THAC0 Malfoy @capn-acab.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
voldemort has lost his mandate to lead and been euthanised by a team of senior death eaters #auspol
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THAC0 Malfoy @capn-acab.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
skeet idea: weird owl yankovic
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THAC0 Malfoy @capn-acab.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
a minotaur but the demarcation is at the taint, running in a vertical plane. a beast with the butt of a cow and the balls of man, the toes of the uplifted ape with cloven heels
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THAC0 Malfoy @capn-acab.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
if we all agree to stop talking about kanye, he will go away
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THAC0 Malfoy @capn-acab.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
do americans know they went through the mcfreedom drive thru and came out the other side with 100 sachets of ketchup and no nuggets ?
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THAC0 Malfoy @capn-acab.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
whatever you think of their politics, it is undeniable that ACDC have written some of the all-time great songs about nutting
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THAC0 Malfoy @capn-acab.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
whatever you think of their politics, it is undeniable that ACDC have written some of the all-time great songs about nutting
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THAC0 Malfoy @capn-acab.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Margherita?? I barely knowherita !!
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THAC0 Malfoy @capn-acab.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Legendary folk rock troubadour Cravid Dodsby
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THAC0 Malfoy @capn-acab.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
holding my living funeral from 2pm until 4 so i don’t need to provide lunch
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THAC0 Malfoy @capn-acab.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
february 2025: at last the media have developed the ability to Write Headlines
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Mustache guys are either no nonsense or 100% nonsense
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THAC0 Malfoy @capn-acab.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Althony Anbanese
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THAC0 Malfoy @capn-acab.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Norm Chumsky
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THAC0 Malfoy @capn-acab.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
been lookin at this guy heaps. keep going back for a look
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THAC0 Malfoy @capn-acab.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
in my best upholding truth and justice fbi director voice: oh yeah well you *can’t* fire me buddy, because i quit
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THAC0 Malfoy @capn-acab.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
in my best upholding truth and justice fbi director voice: oh yeah well you *can’t* fire me buddy, because i quit
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THAC0 Malfoy @capn-acab.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
looks like I really misread the room on this one
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THAC0 Malfoy @capn-acab.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
oh shiiii luigi with the blue shell ⚡️
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THAC0 Malfoy @capn-acab.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
no *I’M* shooticus
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Sorry I haven't kept in better touch it's just that the past is dead and the inescapable current of time swiftly carries me away
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THAC0 Malfoy @capn-acab.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
hot gun guy is gonna turn out to the ceo of a rival upstart health insurance company. I can feel it in my waters
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THAC0 Malfoy @capn-acab.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
important to remember that unplugging from social media means you might miss the good news, not just the depressing stuff. They dont tell you that
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 05/12/2024
Using my free will to prevent myself from getting 8 hours of sleep
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THAC0 Malfoy @capn-acab.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
i got ______________ at the _____________ and now I got __HERPES__ and __TINNITIS__
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THAC0 Malfoy @capn-acab.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
dead crab with crouties
Screenshot from a recipe website showing a bowl of soup and the text “Cornish crab bisque with lemony croutons”
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
date: I think we’ve actually met before Picasso: sorry I’m not good with faces
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THAC0 Malfoy @capn-acab.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
beloved australian actor Wham Servington
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THAC0 Malfoy @capn-acab.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
*me, a sculptor, finally laying down my tools after years working on my magnum opus* phew thats a relief
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THAC0 Malfoy @capn-acab.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
legendary jazz guitarist Jope Ass
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