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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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kjell1979 @kjell1979.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We might have lost Dolly, but we're still in good hands with Ms. Rachel.
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 13/09/2026
$5000 midterm bribe for 330M Americans costs $1.6 Trillion GOP:¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Meanwhile: •Insulin for diabetics: $40B •Universal Pre-K: $60B •Universal 4-yr-college: $70B •SNAP for 40M Americans: $80B •Cancel all medical debt: $150B •$1.2T REMAINS GOP: HoW wE gOnNa AfForD iT? SOCIALISM COMMUNISM NOO!
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kjell1979 @kjell1979.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
E to the X, D-Y, D-X. E to the X, D-X. Cosine, Secant, Tangent, Sine, 3.14159. E-I, Radical, Pi. Fight 'em, Fight 'em WPI!
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kjell1979 @kjell1979.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This seems really sketchy. The whole having to login and it not being affiliated with bsky. It would seem this would be a great opportunity to skim a ton of bsky login info.
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kjell1979 @kjell1979.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
He can't door knock here because as his late brother used to say, "I have plenty to eat at home."
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kjell1979 @kjell1979.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The worst part is that I find myself cheering for Doug Freaking Ford.
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Holy shit
At this point, Mitch McConnell is the only vegetable that hasn't been recalled.
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pmcTRILOGY @pmctrilogy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
video games are so good
a phone photo of a hacked 3DS playing Final Fantasy Adventure, with the screen showing the text after fighting Mr. Lee where the player character receives the Magic Book of Sleep and learns Slep
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
omg Argentina brought out a "THE FALKLANDS ARE ARGENTINE" banner after the win
Argentina players holding up a handwritten LAS MALVINAS SON ARGENTINAS banner
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/07/2026
worst Mortal Kombat roster of all time
Fox graphic: DOJ PHONE RECORDS TO SEN JUDICIARY: JACK SMITH READ THEIR TEXTS
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kjell1979 @kjell1979.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Taking people's homes so people can avoid learning how to write properly.
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kjell1979 @kjell1979.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Abolish ICE seems too lenient at this point. They need to be thoroughly prosecuted.
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kjell1979 @kjell1979.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I'm surprised it took this long for Trump to ruin the World Cup for Americans.
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kjell1979 @kjell1979.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Uff da
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kjell1979 @kjell1979.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I want to sleep with his dead wife The Movie
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Cat facts.
Screenshot of a post from Twitter (Not having being kicked in the head by a horse, I refuse to call it the other name). Shows two carts. Downwards after getting a cat: My depression. Upwards: Crime rate in my house.
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
with our luck he gets superpowers
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kjell1979 @kjell1979.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
So inflation is good when it comes to recklessly bombing a country most Americans can't find on a map, but not when it comes to a once in a generation pandemic where you're paying people a living wage so they can survive? Got it.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Today's winner of the Internet. Congratulations!
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for
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kjell1979 @kjell1979.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Yeah but Kamala had a weird laugh.
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Eurogamer @eurogamer.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Double Dragon creator Yoshihisa Kishimoto dies, aged 64 - "Please continue to enjoy my father's works with a smile in the future" www.eurogamer.net/double-drago...
Double Dragon screenshot showing characters brawling in the street while one hoists an orange barrel above his head ready to throw.
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
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Rep. Melanie Stansbury (NM-01) @repstansbury.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Why are folks not asking more questions about this FBI complaint in the Epstein Files? www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Getting shown up in the arena of elite impunity by *the British monarchy* is an incredible “America at 250!” achievement
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 08/02/2026
Green Day: “don’t wanna be an American Idiot” Page Six:
Garfield looks at a photo of himself with a big red circle & line through it and says “huh. I wonder who that’s for”
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kjell1979 @kjell1979.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
You can do everything legally when interacting with ICE, but I have no confidence that ICE will respond legally or be held accountable in any way. It kind of reminds me of this image. ICE is holding a gun to us and they do not intend on acting within the bounds of the law.
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Robert Ellingsworth @by1959.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I Love Graffiti.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
roll a deception check with disadvantage
The Department of Justice has officially released nearly 30,000 more pages of documents related to Jeffrey Epstein. 

Some of these documents contain untrue and sensationalist claims made against President Trump that were submitted to the FBI right before the 2020 election. To be clear: the claims are unfounded and false, and if they had a shred of credibility, they certainly would have been weaponized against President Trump already. 

Nevertheless, out of our commitment to the law and transparency, the DOJ is releasing these documents with the legally required protections for Epstein’s victims.
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Maggie Tokuda-Hall @maggietokudahall.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
This is what I look like when someone is explaining a new board game's rules to me
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
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fae⁷ @onthistangent.eurosky.social · 19/10/2025
I would laugh if this wasn't so true 😭
exwife-of-frankenstein on tumblr:

Youtube is full of ads, spotify is full of ads, tumblr is full of ads, pinterest is full of ads. Everything uses ai. Every new update makes the website/app worse. Youtube auto translates almost every video I want to watch. Sometimes pinterest only loads ads for me. Check out this new ai feature. Here's a new update that breaks ur laptop. Here's a new update that breaks ur phone. Why are u complaining about ur phone, just get the newest iphone lol. Join my patreon. Join my membership. Pay a monthly membership to get all features. Upgrade your membership to get even more features. Subscribe to netflix. Subscribe to disney. Subscribe to amazon. Subscribe to hulu. This content isn't available in ur country. This content was removed. This website was removed. This feature only exists for apple. This app only exists for apple. U need to a WiFi connection to play this game. U need an account. We need your email to finish creating this account. We need your number to finish creating your account. We need your id to finish creating your account. In order to delete your account please write an email. In order to delete your account you need a laptop. Oops our database was hacked and ur information was stolen. Ur data was sold from this random website u used once 10 years ago. Spam call. Spam call. Spam call.

#IM GOING INSANE #NOTHING WORKS NOTHING
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Barry Deutsch @barrydeutsch.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
A photo of a building with a long row of identical large posters on the wall. The posters say "DON'T OBEY" with a drawing of the Portland inflatable frog's face.
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Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 13/10/2025
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Will Oremus @willoremus.com · 30/09/2025
This post is getting ratioed on X because all the Democrats are like "no they're not" and all the Republicans are like "no we're not"
X post by Jeff Flake captioned, "C'mon, fellow Republicans, we're better than this." Image is screenshot of CNN with chyron, "Trump posts fake, AI video of Jeffries & Schumer"
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 27/09/2025
Portland doesn’t need the military. Portland has its own defenses.
The Unipiper, a Portland institution, shown here wearing utilikilt, coconut shell bra, and Darth Vader mask with brightly colored snorkel, while riding a unicycle and carrying a beach ball and, of course, trademark flaming bagpipes.
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Matt Anderson @mattbegins.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Every lawyer working for Tylenol tonight
Meme of Anthony Adams rubbing his hands together
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kjell1979 @kjell1979.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
So does this mean that anyone celebrating Tom Homan getting caught accepting bribes means losing your job?
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Stephen Totilo @stephentotilo.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Highly disturbing open.substack.com/pub/erininth...
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Republicans Push FBI To Designate Trans Advocacy As Violent Extremism. Inside The Project 2025 Organization's Proposal.
On Thursday evening, news emerged that individuals within and outside of Trump administration were pushing to cast trans activists as domestic terrorists. Then, Project 2025 dropped its proposal.
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 18/09/2025
Disney learned nothing from Andor.
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kjell1979 @kjell1979.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
media.tenor.com
a cartoon character with a beard is standing on a sidewalk holding a box
ALT: a cartoon character with a beard is standing on a sidewalk holding a box
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kjell1979 @kjell1979.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
The pro-life party is at it again. Also, lethal injection like the cheap kind that results in a horrific painful death?
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I am having a hard time reconciling "Charlie Kirk was a fierce advocate of open dialogue and free expression" with "we must identify and persecute everyone who is insufficiently mournful"
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After Charlie Kirk's death, teachers and professors nationwide fired or disciplined over social media posts
At least a dozen faculty and staff have faced fallout over insensitive comments online.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Meanwhile AI is still a great advancement, congrats techbrahs
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Murshed Zaheed @murshedz.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Another day - another high school shooting in America. When is enough is going to be enough with these guns?
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Shooting at Evergreen High School in Colorado leaves several students hurt; suspect among those injured
Three students were critically wounded on Wednesday in a shooting at Evergreen High School in the Colorado foothills. The Jefferson County Sheriff's Office says one of those students is the shooting s...
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
this is the future liberals want
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kjell1979 @kjell1979.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Brought to you by the same people who insisted that the Supreme Court would never overturn Roe v Wade.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
This is A+ trolling
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