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Bruce Eric Enloe

@bruceenloe.bsky.social
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And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you bake at 350 F for an hour to an hour and fifteen minutes, until a skewer in the centre comes out clean.

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Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 24m
I’m ’that person who looks way older than I think I look is actually ten years younger than me’ years old
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Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Gender neutral bathrooms aren’t just a culture war punching bag - I have zero interest in bringing my disabled/assisted toileting daughter into some greasy men’s room in your dumb restaurant that I’m definitely never coming back to - let’s fix this please and thank you. Oh yeah for trans people too.
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Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
One interesting note about Rush touring with Anika Nilles is that for the first time in over 50 years of performances, Rush will finally be guaranteed to have at least one woman at every concert
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Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Did anyone else notice that the plot of the Mandalorian and Grogu was a wholesale lift of the Clone Wars animated movie? LITERALLY THE SAME- “Jabba The Hut’s son has been kidnapped- antics ensue” Honestly, it was made for tv the first time and maybe should have been again 10/10 - will watch again
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Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I’m really starting to consider pulling out of the freedom 250 concert
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Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
This does mean that I officially never have to watch CBS/Paramount again, correct?
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Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Having afib is like… Every once in a while, my heart gets to the drum solo
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Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
It occurs to me that if you don’t use ai, you probably think everyone sure got smarter recently- and if you do use ai then you KNOW everyone got dumber
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Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I love that we call dogs pooping “ doing their business“ which reminds me, I think I have some business to attend to.
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Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Guys seriously, given the choice, I’ll take the fake ceasefire over the nuclear holocaust
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Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Any headline that starts with ‘trump is learning….’ is immediately suspect
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Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
These days as a white guy I have to be careful so I try not to wear suits or present as a billionaire in order to avoid being profiled as a criminal
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Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Rip Bobby- hope you are rolling in the rushes down by the riverside
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Ron Sexsmith @ronsexsmith.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
My New Years Resolution this year is to be less hard on myself.. Even though I don't deserve it! RS
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Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I wrote a secular Christmas album over the course of a decade, steeped heavily in novelty and nostalgia… as a ‘cultural christian’, naturally, some of my nostalgia was for hymns, a genre I no longer really celebrate… So here’s one anyway… Happy solstice! bruceenloe.bandcamp.com/track/winter...
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Winter Solstice Hymn, by Bruce Enloe
from the album Christmas is Awesome!!
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Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
My Christmas album is weirder than your Christmas album bruceenloe.bandcamp.com/album/christ...
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Christmas is Awesome!!, by Bruce Enloe
10 track album
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Post-Paced-Pillar @post-paced-pillar.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Whew. I was sick as a dog last week, but I managed to pull it together just enough today to write a little something on how and when to season your damn food: open.substack.com/pub/zacharyr...
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Techniques #1: Take This With A Grain of Salt
Welcome back everybody.
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Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Anthology takeaways (show and release): Breakup was the fans fault- if we hadn’t like them so much it would have taken the pressure off. Bam. Beatles forever. John+Paul+George singing is like a Stradivarius- is it the paint? The wood? The craftsman? All of the above? All we know is it works.
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Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Have to say - one of my Christmas songs being used in a video to sell boner pills on TikTok was not on a list of things I ever thought… I… would… anything?
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Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Theory: in the world bank era of international capitalism, debt isn’t real… it’s more of a philosophical construct - I mean it’s definitely real at ground level for every day people, just not as a macro - and should therefore be measured with many, many grains of salt in policy development
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Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
What’s going to be amazing is if Tecca chairs is a real company and the entire show is just a clever advertising campaign
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Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Thinking about naming my next band The Quiet Part so whenever anyone talks about it they have to say the quiet part out loud
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Jeff McDonald @jmcdonaldsa.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
I don't know if this is my favorite Todd Snider song, or the best Todd Snider song but it is undisputably the most Todd Snider song. Rest in chaos to my hero. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaYi...
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Todd Snider, "Too Soon To Tell"
YouTube video by American Songwriter Archives
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Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Thank you for your service
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Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Well that’s a relief 😅 thanks Cali
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Daniel Abraham @abraham.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
If I were running the DNC, there would be Democratic Party sponsored food relief banks across the country right now that specifically welcomed anyone regardless of party affiliation. Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
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Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Well, I’m definitely not pro-fascist…
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Ron Sexsmith @ronsexsmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
YOU: I can't believe you wore a suit jacket for our hike thru the woods today! ME: What this? It's my trail blazer! RS
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Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
The rapture happened years ago, if you’re still here I’ve got bad news
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Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Autism ‘cures’ are the top of the slide for eugenics. After a ‘fix’ for disability will come a ‘treatment’ for gender nonconformity and a ‘solution’ for race. It’s not about Tylenol.
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Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Literally designating anti fascism as terrorism seems a little on the nose
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Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I don’t know, Charlie K seemed like a really good guy except for all those things he said and uh believed
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Post-Paced-Pillar @post-paced-pillar.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Please click the link and head over to apt613 so you can read about all the amazing people over at town. and Citizen who have been making Ottawa a friendlier, tastier, and better place for the last 15 years. apt613.ca/15-years-of-...
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15 years of Town
This past June however, a little powerhouse on Elgin Street celebrated its crystal anniversary. I’m of course referring to Town — the homey, cozy, funky little joint beloved by many Ottawa foodies.
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Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I can’t imagine the kind of pressure that Jesse Wells is feeling right now
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Post-Paced-Pillar @post-paced-pillar.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
I made Japanese curry and you can too, so click that link. If you're already subscribed to my Substack - thanks! Get a friend to subscribe. And if not, it's free and I swear you'll love it! open.substack.com/pub/zacharyr...
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Maybe This Will Curry Your Favour?
I give you a delicious recipe, you get people to subscribe, we both win?
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Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Everyone is laughing about trumps hands but I’m actually terrified that it’s the first physical manifestation of experimenting with force lightning and his full palpatine-to-darth sidious transition
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Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Maybe now Taylor Swift will finally release the Epstein files
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Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Is it weird that my version of negative self talk is often something dumb like “Jesus Bruce, what kind of idiot can’t tell the difference between a clone trooper and a mandolorian?!”
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
that ADHD ability to lose something you were holding in your own hand without even standing up
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Post-Paced-Pillar @post-paced-pillar.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Click that link to head over to my Substack (subscribe while ya there!) to learn why you (yes, you) need to start eating a good breakfast, just like Bubby told you. open.substack.com/pub/zacharyr...
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Mental Health Monday: Part of a Complete Breakfast!
Welcome to my online breakfast nook.
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Ron Sexsmith @ronsexsmith.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
ASTRONAUT: Well, I'm off to space now...would you happen to have any quarters you could spare? WIFE: What do you need quarters for? ASTRONAUT: To feed the parking meteor RS
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Audrey Sargent @stoutheartstudio.com · 17/08/2025
You guys: my Mom has the solution to ALL our woes! I should make my art into my job.
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a cartoon character with a nickelodeon logo in the background
Alt: Kitara from Avatar lifts her head out of her hood saying “Why didn’t I think of that?!”
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Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Well them childs ain’t gonna traffic themselves, are they?
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Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
The thing about taking over the dc police is release the epstein files
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Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Important:
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Post-Paced-Pillar @post-paced-pillar.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
It's finally tomato season, so that means it's also time for the annual discussion about how the BLT is the most perfect sandwich ever. Follow that link to see what I mean. open.substack.com/pub/zacharyr...
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The BLT is Still History’s Best Sandwich
A long time ago, on a blog not so far away, I wrote a post about my undying love for that greatest of all sandwiches, the BLT.
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Post-Paced-Pillar @post-paced-pillar.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
It's a one-two punch of tomato-y goodness today for you! Click that link, head over to my Substack, subscribe (it's free! what more must I do to convince you?), and never miss a single top notch tomato recipe. open.substack.com/pub/zacharyr...
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Keeping It Cool With Summer Tomato Gazpacho
It's tomato season bay-bee
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Bruce Eric Enloe @bruceenloe.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Serious question: when exactly is @weirdalyankovic.bsky.social going to give us the Metallica parody we desperately deserve ’Enter Password’?
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