antimoral @antimora1.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Just because you're still using the word 'rescue'... someone's a narcissist alright. 030
Tricia Ann Esto @sharingtree.bsky.social · 15/03/2025My rescue dog is an asshole-side eying- judgy-mauls me in my yard- pouts 24/7- play is gnawing me- 85 pound bully breed beast!!! Certain he hates me. But when we go on walks he will suddenly stop -turn around and stares at me w/ love and won’t move until I pet him. Brief moment of ❤️(Or thirsty)? 050
Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 15/03/2025If you go faster than light or get it clonazepam 050
dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 15/03/2025still got some zah left for u dude about to fire up some vr porn if you wanna use the suck n stroke 5000 when I'm done 2191
timwalshaw.bsky.social @timwalshaw.bsky.social · 15/03/2025That depends. How good is your sense of smell? 020
Zipwhaa @zipwhaa.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Is it a Husky? It feels like it either is or has spoken to one lately to get tips. 020
Nathan Arizona @nathanarizona.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Neighbor: oh who's a happy boy, look at that tail wag! You: no he's being malignant, please don't encourage him 1952
rilr @rilr.net · 15/03/2025No sadly only God and himself are the only people able to save him. And coincidentally he thinks he’s both. 040
Katrina T. Lamia @katrinathelamia.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Not going to lie... I was worried about what the comments would contain in response to this one... 040
texasiswhereillbe.bsky.social @texasiswhereillbe.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Been there, done that. Good luck. 020
Falkirkbairnexiled @falkirkbairnexiled.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Probably. I once had one I'm convinced was a psychopath...after he knocked a toddler in the river, just for the sweets in his hand, cornered my neighbour's toddler after running off and entering their home, going straight for the groomer's windpipe,attacking a guide dog..I was glad to hand him back. 030
joe•iuculano 🇨🇦🇮🇹🇪🇺 @iuculano.bsky.social · 15/03/2025You can't un-elect a president, so why should one be able to unrescue a rescue dog? Just asking 070
Jack of all blades @thejackoning.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Asking the foster owners of the cat I’m adopting what the return policy 060
remote man!!!!!!!! @deadlyremote.bsky.social · 15/03/2025this dog is giving me bad vibes can i request a vibe check 030
Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 15/03/2025Brings a whole new meaning to those “who rescued who?” bumper stickers 080
Tuneraider @tuneraider.bsky.social · 15/03/2025It’s probably a mixed Narcissist, full ones are rare in the dog world .Narapoo’s or Doberitsallaboutmeman are common. 😂😂 030
JudyN @chelsiejan.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Dogs have hearts and souls They're incapable of being Narcissistic🐾💙 1120
Komi @komiflorish.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Brain the dogmedia.tenor.coma cartoon dog is holding a cup of coffee and standing in front of a door .ALT: a cartoon dog is holding a cup of coffee and standing in front of a door . 040
BucketShopBob @bucketshopbob.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Your dog told me it's all your fault....soo 0120
Bossmang Drumma aka GraveRobyn @graver0byn.bsky.social · 15/03/2025No. I rescue the hard ones and that hurts them more. 020
drewcifergie.bsky.social @drewcifergie.bsky.social · 24/03/2025I hope your dog is not asking you to do emotional labor. That would be so fucked 030
vicky-ursa-titan.bsky.social @vicky-ursa-titan.bsky.social · 15/03/2025I know it's a joke but no. I once ended up with an involuntary foster for 8 months. I was about to give up and take him to a sanctuary when I finally found someone who had a perfect owner. 020
Anthony Vickers @anthonyvickers.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Don't know if anyone else has noticed this but, in my experience, narcissists will do almost anything for a spoonful of peanut butter. 090
Blue Sky Over Europe @exxitterexodus.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Take him to a pet shrink, maybe he's just bipawler 2330
patrickj223.bsky.social @patrickj223.bsky.social · 15/03/2025This thing is an asshole, WTAF did I get???? 030
amynic.bsky.social @amynic.bsky.social · 15/03/2025My rescue dog is a total dick. Yet I still troll the local grocery stores for meats on sale so he can have a good snack. 0110
The other Samantha @sentinelstrider.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Dogs are never giving you a hard time, but are instead having a hard time. And it’s usually because we’re not living up to our potential as best pawrent in the universe and spoiling @ the level they’re entitled to. 😄 0100
JessesgirlCT @plants32.bsky.social · 15/03/2025I live with a narcissistic foster that kept getting returned. 5 years later, I can say narcism never dies but it’s definitely love 040
Very Demure Very Cunty Very Antifa 🖕 @demureandcunty.bsky.social · 15/03/2025The way food prices are going? You may want to keep it around 030
nemaxilb @nemaxilb.bsky.social · 15/03/2025It's best to cut toxic people from your life whenever possible 0130
feewee.bsky.social @feewee.bsky.social · 15/03/2025no..once you own a narcissistic dog, it is yours. 150
RA Jones AKA Opa Jones @mifd327.bsky.social · 15/03/2025One of our Dobermans was an 18-month-old rescue, initially he was the most work, but in the end, out of all of our dogs that we've ever had he was the most well behaved and constant companion of 14-years. Invest time and effort into working with your dog and you will both be rewarded. 091
PEBKAC @telecom-terrorist.com · 15/03/2025No, I think you're just supposed to sprinkle food on the floor as you slowly walk out the back door. 060
beefunwellington.bsky.social @beefunwellington.bsky.social · 15/03/2025I’ve actually done that. “Smarmy”later ran for office & won. 040
tunibell.bsky.social @tunibell.bsky.social · 15/03/2025You get what you get and you don't get upset. 020
oceans9-11.bsky.social @oceans9-11.bsky.social · 15/03/2025I didn't adopt a cat just for it to become fat. Refund please! 070
Jey Mongoose @madmongoose.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Yes, absolutely. There's even a myriad of horrible methods, the least of which is to tie them outside of a shelter overnight so they get found the next morning. But it's frowned upon by polite society. Like abolitionists once were. 030
kalliejupiter.bsky.social @kalliejupiter.bsky.social · 15/03/2025I’m the only black person my parents dog doesn’t bark at, but think he thinks it’s because I was adopted by white people & therefore one of the “good ones” 1150
andrewsawyou.bsky.social @andrewsawyou.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Put up a picture so we can all go awww and side with the dog. 0130
F@&k Fat Nixon @tlb72.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Is it a Chihuahua? I didn’t know this u til I got one… fascist dictators are reincarnated as Chihuahuas. 😬 Mine is for sure Castro. 2190
Colorful @areallycolorfulpix.bsky.social · 15/03/2025is it really narcissism if they are actually better then everyone else? 020
Wanda B @wandabaxter.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Haha. No. They're the best kind. Here's my narcissist rescue cat George. Couldn't love him more. #georgetheperformancecat 0120
A Buffoon Walks Into The Oval Office... @alter-idem.bsky.social · 15/03/2025No, but, you can arrange for an intervention. 010
𝕎i𝕃L ⭕'𝕄a𝕃L(Ξy©️ @helpnyfour.bsky.social · 15/03/2025I'll assume your question is rhetorical, seeing as it answers itself.🙏 050
Heavy Handed Satire @lurdiak.bsky.social · 15/03/2025UnRescued - Discovery Channel's most controversial reality show 2341
🪽🟦 @bluerealgood.bsky.social · 15/03/2025So far, it is known that President Musk and General Manager Trump are typical patients with narcissistic personality. 030
OhMyFavorite @ohmyfavorite.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Sir, if your dog is a narcissist, you have a cat 💅🏽 1381
rpbarrett111.bsky.social @rpbarrett111.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Nope! And the funny part is - the dog is stuck with you. Because he's a narcissist. Ant they look down on everyone. Normally we'd expect me to say you're stuck with him, or you're stuck with each other. But here I've said the dog is stuck with you. From the dog's perspective, you see. 020
Kevin Potter @cornell5877.bsky.social · 15/03/2025one day i staird at myself in the mirror all day and my dog died 040
Lynda..Hopeful Human🇦🇺🇺🇦🇨🇦 🐨🦘✌️🦉🦉 @hopefulhuman.bsky.social · 15/03/2025I just spoke to Eddie Vedder here, a fellow Rescue Goodboi. He thinks that perhaps you need to rethink things. He's actually Judging you as I type. Well he would be if he wasn't asleep. 0212
Rachel C. @rachelattack.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Narcissists can only rescue themselves if they admit they need it 040
TheLogicalSong @changepeople.bsky.social · 16/03/2025All dogs are covert narcissists. Cats, not so covert. 020
Soseeopath @soseeopath.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Nope. Sorry bro but you are stuck with the little munchkin. I am sure there are 12 step groups for this though. Hehe Hi, my name is Bob and I adopted an asshole. It has been 7 months since I adopted another asshole…. 🥰 1100
vibedancer.bsky.social @vibedancer.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Are you sure you didn't accidentally get a cat? 2350
pa n gｏ @stimallen.bsky.social · 15/03/2025“puhleeease I’d rather walk myself than be seen in public with YOU” 060
buddyspal13.bsky.social @buddyspal13.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Let me guess, a husky? They can be real drama queens. 050
Reesh @reeshb.bsky.social · 15/03/2025People don't rescue dogs. Dogs rescue people. Talk to your dog. They'll let you know what your problem is and how to correct it. Dogs know everything. Just ask yours. 080
Nick25 🇬🇧🇺🇸🇺🇦 @level90.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Have you considered that your dog may be perfect and can do no wrong? 040
Koyoteelaughter @koyoteelaughter.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Nope. Needs to be a narcissist and a clepto to qualify. 030
I want to kill you @iwanttokillyou.bsky.social · 15/03/2025You can unrescue your dog for any reason at all in most countries. 020
obsidiancr0w.bsky.social @obsidiancr0w.bsky.social · 15/03/2025You held space for him, thats the most you can do 030
Jen Popa @jenpopa.bsky.social · 15/03/2025What about if they’re religious bigots? Mine has made it his life’s work to harass the Catholics going to mass across the street. 3720
Rusted World of Pretend 💙🇺🇸🇺🇦 @pretends2.bsky.social · 16/03/2025My dog has been requesting to be unrescued because I'm a narcissist. 0100
Marie Louise Bosin @mlbosin.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Is it a puppy? Mine, a little over one, started pooping in the house NOT ON HIS PAD after our move into a new house in Rio Rancho. Admittedly, the move and settling has taken a long time. Still not settled. Set limits and love your rescue unconditionally! 020
grifbett.bsky.social @grifbett.bsky.social · 15/03/2025No. Like your kids - no refunds no returns - 030
Solesteonfire @solesteonfire.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Are you sure you didn't get a cat? I live under Earl's iron thumb every day 😄 020
Lady Tina Murphy @tinamur.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Unfortunately not. My two rescue mutts bully me mercilessly. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 1110
blessyourheart32.bsky.social @blessyourheart32.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Yes. As long as I can unrescue my jerk ass cats. 010
Alexis @alexis8.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Yes. That’s usually accompanied by sociopathy. You are at risk. 140
Usual Suspect. @ycry2me.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Why bother ? It already knows you're a co-dependant . 040
Sheloscope @sheloscope.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Only if he threatens to overthrow the government and make is fascist. 120
kendeezyspins.bsky.social @kendeezyspins.bsky.social · 16/03/2025My poor moms rescue dog (now she claims she’s only fostering (despite having her for 3 years and not being part of any official foster program) still pisses in the house no matter how much she is let out. Not matter how much she crate trains. This dog just like pissing in the house. 120
Elk @an-elk.bsky.social · 15/03/2025You can replace it with one of the starving TSA drug dogs. Hopefully, it won't be a Narcoticssist. 030
