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Noah Milligan

@milligannoah.bsky.social
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Author & Co-founder of the Writer's Co-op at @lpwriterscoop.bsky.social Books: An Elegant Theory (2016), Five Hundred Poor (2018), & Into Captivity They Will Go (2019) Find them here: www.simonandschuster.com/authors/No…

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Noah Milligan @milligannoah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
God help me I'm writing a novel again
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Noah Milligan @milligannoah.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
First, they came for the trans community And I said good! Surely, they'll stop there --centrist democrats (2026)
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Noah Milligan @milligannoah.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
C'mon @espn.com, I'm trying to watch the semis here. What's up with all the technical difficulties?
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samantha @commiesamantha.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
given that democrats will need to flip five seats in the senate after fetterman switches parties in january it really seems like they're going to need to win some very close races where they can't actually afford to tell trans voters "fuck you, stay home"
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A secret third thing @secretthirdthing.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Trans people dont have to vote for people who dont think they deserve equal protection under the law. If you are mad about trans people theoretically not voting for someone, then its the person seeking their vote you should be mad at.
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Noah Milligan @milligannoah.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm sorry, but saying the fascists are right about the trans community is not a winning proposition for dems. Fix your hearts or die
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Tamra Bonvillain @tamrabonvillain.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Very disheartening to see more and more Dem politicians lean into anti trans positions and when trans people say "man, this sucks" they get swarmed by people yelling at them for handing elections to the GOP. Wish they had that energy for the politicians.
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Vote Angel 2028🏳️‍⚧️ 👉😎👉 @benotafraid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The dems are currently running against a bunch of pedo supporters who crashed the economy, started a losing war with iran, and sent out secret police on our streets. And yet, for some reason, they're choosing to attack trans people, one of the groups the pedo supporters use as a scapegoat.
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The protection of civil rights is a perfectly reasonable and just hard line to have. Especially when it was supposed to be your party's main deal for the last few decades. And you don't deserve to be gaslit over it.
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 13/09/2026
No candidate, regardless of party, will ever get my vote if they call me a "biological man" and advocate for laws targeting my community. Its that simple.
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Noah Milligan @milligannoah.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Cover reveal for my upcoming novella collection!
Cover of the upcoming novella Vile Wonders & Wicket Tales. Purple sunset with a devil child playing the trumpet and a UFO. It is awesome with like a Fear Street or Goosebumps feel and you should totally buy it this October
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Noah Milligan @milligannoah.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I'm still pissed about the Western Michigan game
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Noah Milligan @milligannoah.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Y'all, I'm a couple days late on this, but a new story just dropped in Okie Modern. Pretty proud of this one, and the issue is full of dazzling writers. Read them here: okiemodern.org/issues/issue...
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Issue Two — Okie Modern: A Journal of Contemporary Oklahoma Literature & Art
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Noah Milligan @milligannoah.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Rented caskets???
A headline that reads: "the funeral industry is killing American's bank accounts: credit cards, rented caskets, amazon urns: here's how Americans are coping with the rising cost of dying."
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𝓔𝓻𝓲𝓷∘₊✧˚ 🎃💀🦇👻 @astrokittycat.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
One of the best lines in all of horror is the moment Pinhead realizes that Tiffany is neurodivergent and was only told to open the Lament Configuration; and that Channard was really behind it. Holding back fellow Cenobites, he says: “No! It is not *hands* that call us, but desire.” Because, 🧵
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Love this a
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Noah Milligan @milligannoah.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Wrote a new story that only kinda sucks
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
A new study shows that Medicare for All would save over 114,000 lives and over $1 trillion every year. The new research out of Yale shows that reductions in administrative overhead, lower pharmaceutical prices, less fraudulent billing, and fewer emergency care trips would lead to huge savings. /1
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Yale Study: Medicare for All Would Save Over 114,000 Lives and $1 Trillion a Year | Common Dreams
"Do not tell me we cannot afford Medicare for All," the senator said. "What we cannot afford is a broken healthcare system based on greed."
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Noah Milligan @milligannoah.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Sometimes I forget how much Warren Zevon kicks ass
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Noah Milligan @milligannoah.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Will someone pay me $10 million so I can retire please?
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Noah Milligan @milligannoah.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Talking with my bosses
Screenshot of a text exhange. I show a picture of Greg Proops and I ask if if Greg ever Prisses.
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Noah Milligan @milligannoah.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Mowed the lawn, read a book in The Odyssey, submitted a couple short stories to a few mags, ate a salad. Now I need a nap
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Noah Milligan @milligannoah.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Took a walk today
Mountain lake during a rainstorm
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Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Reminder this Pride Month that the more than 40% of transgender adults have attempted suicide and 81% of transgender adults in the U.S. have thought about suicide. williamsinstitute.law.ucla.edu/press/transp...
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More than 40% of transgender adults in the US have attempted suicide
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Noah Milligan @milligannoah.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Star Wars would be so much more fun if Star Wars fans didn't exist
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 18/05/2026
THIS IS HUGE: Colorado Supreme Court orders Colorado children's hospital to resume gender affirming care for trans youth. www.coloradopolitics.com/2026/05/18/c...
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Children's Colorado must resume care to transgender plaintiffs, state Supreme Court rules by 5-2
The Colorado Supreme Court, by 5-2, ordered Children's Hospital Colorado on Monday to resume providing certain medical services to a group of transgender plaintiffs, which it had ceased in the face of...
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Noah Milligan @milligannoah.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Sunday evening
Record playing Johnny Cash live at San Quentin
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 17/05/2026
this is such a great encapsulation of what the various factions of the reactionary right want. i might add that they envision themselves as slave masters and the rest of us, in one way or another, as their slaves. betterdonkey.substack.com/p/the-vra-wa...
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Noah Milligan @milligannoah.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I'd say because then execs are less likely to make movies like that in the future. Then we get less experimentation, representation, new voices, etc.
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
33 years ago today, May 16, 1993, Homer Simpson woke up from his April Fool’s Day beer explosion/candy machine-induced coma/clip show. #TheSimpsons
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 10/05/2026
I want to clear the air over some recent reporting. Like many, in my youth I experimented with being expialidocious. It was a mistake, and I recognize that now. But to say I went so far with it as to be FRAGILISTIC, or even supercalifragilistic, is frankly something quite atrocious.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
The last thing they find on my phone when I disappear.
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power to the ice pick (Liz) @pluplubasch.bsky.social · 24/02/2024
This one’s for philsky.
George W. Bush meme when he said the infamous fooled me once can’t get fooled again line. Instead, the text above reads: there’s an old saying in Schelling, I know it’s in Hegel, probably in Schelling, that all great world-historic facts and personages appear, so to speak twice. He forgot to add: the first time as… as… tragedy.. the second time as …  as.. it’s funny if it happens again.
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Noah Milligan @milligannoah.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I really need a hot dog
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Author Cassidy Carson @authorcarson.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Don't forget that today is independent bookstore day! A great excuse to go pick up a new read. Also, be sure to ask if they carry books by local writers since it's also indie author month.
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Noah Milligan @milligannoah.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I'm always amazed by people who are proud to announce they don't or can't read
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Noah Milligan @milligannoah.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
On this April 19th, as a former Okie currently in OK, it saddens me that Timothy McVeigh ended up winning
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Noah Milligan @milligannoah.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Took a walk today
Mountain River whitecapping over stones, ascending pine trees in the distance, a small  peninsula to the left in the foreground
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Noah Milligan @milligannoah.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Philly's city connect jerseys or whatever are an affront to humanity
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Noah Milligan @milligannoah.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
DeLauter!!! Holy shit!
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Chrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
All day, every day. Transphobes are not welcome here.
A still from Twin Peaks featuring David Duchovny as the character Denise and David Lynch as Agent Cole. The text reads: And when you became Denise, I told all of your colleagues, those clown comics, to fix their hearts or die.
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 30/03/2026
your grandparents voting for reagan
Coop from Interstellar piloting a spaceship and saying "This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years"
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FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
New Star Wars droid just dropped.
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Noah Milligan @milligannoah.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I've seen enough. Give DeLauter ROY
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 25/03/2026
A viral dog rescue from 2016 is now immortalized with a statue in Kazakhstan. When a dog fell into the Sayran reservoir, bystanders formed a human chain to pull him to safety. The statue is a reminder of the value of unity, solidarity and collective action. 14/10 for all
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Kate Marvel @drkatemarvel.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
My resignation letter
screenshot of a resignation letter expressing sadness at leaving NASA
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/03/2026
Markets Surge After Trump Claims He Had Sex With An Angel theonion.com/markets-surge-after-tr…
Markets Surge After Trump Claims He Had Sex With An Angel
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 21/03/2026
Reigning NBA champion Oklahoma City Thunder will not visit the White House during their road trip to the nation's capital this weekend.
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Thunder won't visit the White House during trip to nation's capital, a spokesperson says
The reigning NBA champion Oklahoma City Thunder will not visit the White House during their road trip to the nation’s capital this weekend.
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