Reposted by @drewcifergie.bsky.socialrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 12/10/2026shane gillis is so unfunny that putting him on national tv is the same thing as throwing him under the bus lol 41171793
Reposted by @drewcifergie.bsky.socialBenny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Here is my stand-up comedy special Butterfly Pavilion 🦋🎨 I hope you enjoy 👽 youtu.be/9OYtBmBqFO0youtu.beBenny Feldman - Butterfly Pavilion - Stand-Up Comedy SpecialYouTube video by Benny Feldman 116740
Reposted by @drewcifergie.bsky.socialChipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026 110104242379
Reposted by @drewcifergie.bsky.socialJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I remember pouring you a glass at a friend's house in SF after another mutual friend's wedding in 17'. I was decanting another,you didn't want to wait "honey badger drinks when he wants". I made the clutch move of ordering us pizza at 1am... 0233
Reposted by @drewcifergie.bsky.socialBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026We were all treated to a demonstration of what happens when one guy gets too much money and makes himself everyone's problem, and there's no political consensus to stop that from happening again. Enough to make you feel insane 182479309
drewcifergie.bsky.social @drewcifergie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Genuine new thing to be concerned about, lonely older people being misinformed by the friendly bullshit machine 021
Reposted by @drewcifergie.bsky.socialPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 05/08/2026the Michigan primary was close enough that you can pretty plausibly say it was the weird voice that lost it for Haley Stevens 40141352
Reposted by @drewcifergie.bsky.socialHagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him 138126602830
drewcifergie.bsky.social @drewcifergie.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Extremely funny considering nobody at comic con cares about this project 010
Reposted by @drewcifergie.bsky.socialjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Bought a white noise machine to try to drown out the babbling brook running through my back yard 122125
Reposted by @drewcifergie.bsky.socialRyan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 16/07/2026High of 92, 68-degree dew point - this is just more Chudler weather 1153
Reposted by @drewcifergie.bsky.socialTricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 15/07/2026everyone get ready for the new website *I* am going to have. it will be called normal website and the things I put on it will be normal 1664766
Reposted by @drewcifergie.bsky.socialMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/07/2026This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE. 10736505320337
Reposted by @drewcifergie.bsky.socialAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 12/07/2026I choose to believe the Knicks winning broke the final seal. 372273205
Reposted by @drewcifergie.bsky.socialJamie @booravenxer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026The universe keeps hitting the wrong target but it's getting closer. 421124361524
Reposted by @drewcifergie.bsky.socialrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 12/07/2026i think there’s an intensely homophobic way to do ‘lindsey graham was gay lol’ but there’s also a way to just relish that if he had to be a disgusting, opportunistic warmonger at least he almost certainly lived and died in a poisonous state of self denial and loneliness 2123898
Reposted by @drewcifergie.bsky.socialThought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Feeling really left out that Mitch McConnell is calling everyone but me 1683944471
Reposted by @drewcifergie.bsky.socialBrosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work: • study hurricane forecast • who hates me • what did i forget • relive supreme humiliation • win 12-yr-old argument • buried alive? could happen • what i did vs should have done • dead people i miss • what if i’m bad • why do i say stuff • what’s my fuckin deal 1080542173
Reposted by @drewcifergie.bsky.socialSam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 06/07/2026Mitch McConnell remains in a sealed box with a cesium atom 927730
Reposted by @drewcifergie.bsky.socialcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I sort of thought the Madison Square Garden bit was a joke but no, you truly cannot buy taste with all the money on earth 2158728
Reposted by @drewcifergie.bsky.socialLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 06/07/2026The beauty of sports is you can just decide at any point “I give a shit about this now. Against all reason.” Ten minutes later you hate one of the teams more than life and it’s all downhill from there. 555301698
Reposted by @drewcifergie.bsky.socialAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 03/07/2026the kelce bros tearfully disassembling their bunk bed 425993684
drewcifergie.bsky.social @drewcifergie.bsky.social · 03/07/2026The process server if the Empire State building couple gets divorced: ok so you're SURE she's up there 000
drewcifergie.bsky.social @drewcifergie.bsky.social · 02/07/2026The X-Force intro to the new episode of X-Men 97 makes me SO happy 000
Reposted by @drewcifergie.bsky.sociallittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I took a test online that said I’m high functioning and it said some other stuff too 2947
drewcifergie.bsky.social @drewcifergie.bsky.social · 02/07/2026My favorite memory of seeing this film in theaters was after the movie was over my brother's friend ran out of the theater and vomited all over the lobby and to this day I cannot bring myself to watch it again 000
Reposted by @drewcifergie.bsky.socialBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Trans rights are human rights always and forever. 104154514143
Reposted by @drewcifergie.bsky.socialKyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 26/06/2026BREAKING NYT: A New York City panel just voted to freeze rents for nearly one million rent-stabilized apartments — fulfilling one of Mayor Zohran Mamdani's key campaign promises and handing the mayor a major policy win six months into his tenure.nytimes.comMamdani’s Rent Freeze Is Approved by New York City Board 10078241700
Reposted by @drewcifergie.bsky.socialMelissa Stewart @lissajostewart.bsky.social · 24/06/2026New Yorkers think they’re so much cooler than everyone else with their Zohran Mamdani and their leftist congressional candidates and their championship trophy and they are correct 274124061339
Reposted by @drewcifergie.bsky.socialUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 19/06/2026with a biometric authentication system that injects actual urine into your veins to verify login. 1015242
drewcifergie.bsky.social @drewcifergie.bsky.social · 14/06/2026 in the arena. straight up "dirking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My basketball 000
Reposted by @drewcifergie.bsky.socialSacha Coward @sachacoward.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Also as a mere plebian I have only recently realised that when a person gets to a certain level of insane wealth the actual number they're 'worth' becomes a kind of made-up quantum number that isnt actually real but allows other insanely wealthy people to make even more money. 510110
Reposted by @drewcifergie.bsky.socialspooky cannoli @boner.ink · 13/06/2026i'm going to move to one of those places that's going to be underwater soon, so i can sit on my porch and let the unrelenting ocean swallow me whole 0507
Reposted by @drewcifergie.bsky.socialjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 11/06/2026The story of Icarus provides us with a valuable lesson: never fuck up real bad 5480341946
Reposted by @drewcifergie.bsky.socialᕕ( ◔3◔)ᕗ @iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I am not a sports fan, but I am a New Yorker, which means I’m a Knicks fan, baby 0344
Reposted by @drewcifergie.bsky.socialJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 11/06/2026We now know it takes 3.98 quarters of basketball to remove a curse. 08711
Reposted by @drewcifergie.bsky.socialJason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Gonna need to get knocked out by a bouncer to sleep tonight 17120665
Reposted by @drewcifergie.bsky.socialBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I like the shot clock in basketball, they should have that for work zoom meetings 151250109
Reposted by @drewcifergie.bsky.socialpublic health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 11/06/2026will the mayor have the courage to declare an extra couple hours of sleep for everyone 557732
Reposted by @drewcifergie.bsky.socialBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Crazy at the end of the day the team name is pants. Let’s go pants. Pants in five. Pants or nobody etc. 942194111
Reposted by @drewcifergie.bsky.socialBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Everyone on this plane to JFK is friends now. Knicks in five. 384282172
Reposted by @drewcifergie.bsky.socialMichael Chasin @chasin.bsky.social · 26/05/2026As Jabba the Hutt's son I'm often gatekept from progressive spaces due to preconceived notions about my family. At the same time, I acknowledge the reasonable concerns my presence would raise, and I'm working every day to unlearn the harmful attitudes instilled in me on my father's pleasure barge. 243922709
