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chore doer @humidbeing.bsky.social · 5h
trump hitting that shy japanese schoolgirl pose
trump standing all hazukashii
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chore doer @humidbeing.bsky.social · 5h
an instagram page my algorithm keeps showing me says i will never see it again every time
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chore doer @humidbeing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the men who say “not all men” are some of the men
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chore doer @humidbeing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
mitch mcconnell stuns in new photo
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chore doer @humidbeing.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
you would sell out of these shirts at churches/maga rallies
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chore doer @humidbeing.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
going to tell my antivax parents every time my kid gets another vaccine
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chore doer @humidbeing.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ceo says he stays focused by slamming his balls in a drawer everyday
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chore doer @humidbeing.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it’s insane how good physical therapy is for everyone
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chore doer @humidbeing.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i’ve outsourced my identity to AI and no longer know my name or recognize myself in the mirror
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AI EXECUTIVE (bragging about his product): Using this every day has made me incredibly stupid
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chore doer @humidbeing.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
gerrymander is the worst pokémon ever
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chore doer @humidbeing.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
sunday is more of a weekstart day than weekend
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chore doer @humidbeing.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
not sure if we’ll even be alive in like 5 years when she could grasp the concept, but as of now i don’t want my unborn daughter to know what the internet is
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chore doer @humidbeing.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i think we could convince peter thiel that he is the antichrist since he makes a strong case for it himself
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chore doer @humidbeing.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i’ve outsourced my identity to AI and no longer know my name or recognize myself in the mirror
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chore doer @humidbeing.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i think i’ll feel much better about making art when there’s no monetary factor, only an imagination factor
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chore doer @humidbeing.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
oh you want to entice me with a delectable morsel? alright, i’ll bite
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chore doer @humidbeing.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
me: i want to go to this location as quickly as possible google maps: would you like to take this route that is 9 hours longer
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JLP @jlp.systems · 24/09/2026
I had to make this a jingle
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chore doer @humidbeing.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
unfortunately this picture applies to and can be used for many people
laughing blue circle guy pointing with text THIS PERSON THINKS THAT TWO THINGS CAN'T BE TRUE OR BAD AT THE SAME TIME
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chore doer @humidbeing.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
just got let go from my position at the being held store
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 17/09/2026
Do NOT vote for anti-transgender Democrats. www.erininthemorning.com/p/the-guide-...
erininthemorning.com
The Guide To Anti-Trans Democrats In The 2026 Elections, By State
These are the Democrats that LGBTQ+ people may wish to avoid this election cycle.
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chore doer @humidbeing.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i have resting sleep face
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chore doer @humidbeing.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
any democrats who think throwing trans people under the bus will somehow help their own case should just throw themselves under a bus
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chore doer @humidbeing.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
no more physical media, no more physical bodies, no more physical world. we’re all being digitized into the cloud and then accidentally deleted
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it’s time to give Ms Rachel a gundam
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chore doer @humidbeing.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
we have run out of vin diesel
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chore doer @humidbeing.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
madame, would you care to try a bottle of our finest red or white
mountain dew code redmountain dew white out
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chore doer @humidbeing.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
my efforts are not tireless. the efforts are tireful
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chore doer @humidbeing.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
his name is “sheeran” bc she ran as soon as she heard his music
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chore doer @humidbeing.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
people don’t seem to hawk tuah on that thing anymore…
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 16/09/2026
i love polls that are like "BREAKING: 64% of country now aware of most painfully obvious liar and crook in national history"
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chore doer @humidbeing.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i am prepared to give up global hegemony for the sake of leading a quiet domestic life
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
always check the seller
marketplace listing for shrek “hey baby girl” snapchat shower curtain for $10. Description says “please take this from me. $10 obo.” Seller is named Fiona Higgins.
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chore doer @humidbeing.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
miriam pataki
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chore doer @humidbeing.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
saw a hawk catch a squirrel the other day which was a win win for both of us
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chore doer @humidbeing.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
out: forgive and forget in: tribunals and gulags
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chore doer @humidbeing.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
free chiitan
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Michael Harriot @michaelharriot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Notice how those “apolitical” people ALWAYS end up siding with the oppressors
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chore doer @humidbeing.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
after conducting an internal investigation, the torment nexus has found no wrongdoing
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chore doer @humidbeing.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
if you think about it, ayn rand was kind of a proto right wing grifter
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026
Trans rights is inherently a bodily autonomy issue. Just like abortion rights is. We can't have gender equity or reproductive freedom without trans rights. Full stop. You can yell at me and make up shit that you claim I've said if it makes you feel better. I don't care. I'm right. And you know it.
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chore doer @humidbeing.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
isekai teleported to a fantasy world and all i do is take naps at the guild
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chore doer @humidbeing.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
yards being a holdover of ostentatious 🤝 hating doing aristocratic yard work excess
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chore doer @humidbeing.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
my dad in law came over and insisted i spray some mystery weed killer he brought all over the front yard bc there were too many weeds and i doused every corner because i hate yards
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chore doer @humidbeing.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
they can only keep mitch mcconnell unplugged for a few hours before he starts to die again
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chore doer @humidbeing.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
the concept of “owning” a professional sports team is kind of wild to me
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chore doer @humidbeing.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
just remembered how ed sheeran was in game of thrones and everyone hated it
screen rant article about ed in GoT
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chore doer @humidbeing.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
changing all the states to a hexagon shape. our borders must be secure and six sided
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 16/09/2026
memento but he's trying to figure out the mystery of the kids daycare activity carpet with the roads all over it
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