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Too Fail To Big. I'm on the Yes-Fly list. Not mentioned in the Epstein Files.

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NFL News Poster @nflnewsposter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
[Schultz] An NFL ref appears to say “Fuc* you” to Cardinals TE Trey McBride 🤦🏻‍♂️ twitter.com/Schultz_Repo...
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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When can My girlfriend sit on my face again
I'm 21M my Girlfriend 21 F, and I broke my lower jaw 9 weeks ago, it was fractured in 2 places and I have 2 titanium plates and screws in my mouth, everything has gotten back to normal now at this point though, l've been eating and going about my life almost completely normal, but I was wondering if she was able to sit in my face now at this point in jaw surgery. I'm not on any medication I haven't been since week 2 and I'm healing great. Any feedback is greatly appreciated, please and thank you!!!
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Trump operative Cerimedo jailed in Bolivia, accused of ordering a hit on pregnant ex, and facing money-laundering and drug-related investigations. US then targeted the prosecutor investigating him; Bolivia's pro Trump gov arrested prosecutor days later.
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Bolivia arrests prosecutor on Trump ally Cerimedo, accused of beating, ordering hit on pregnant ex
Fernando Cerimedo ran right-wing campaigns on Brad Parscale's software, posed with Trump Jr. and says he arranged Trump's Honduras endorsement. He is jailed in Bolivia, accused of ordering a hit on hi...
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Firstname Lastname @nasdaqistan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm boycotting target for selling Osama shirts. Liberal cucks aint getting a penny from me.
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Theprogressive ✊️ @treadres.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
MAGAts really are Special kind of idiots.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Drake Lindsey x Bobby Hill
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Firstname Lastname @nasdaqistan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Clemson pretends to go for it on 4th down with 9 seconds to go in the 1st quarter makes miami take a TO. then clemson unsuccessfully tries to draw an offside and a clemson timeout. then a field goal and a change of possession timeout. and now the kickoff with 4 seconds to go and end of qtr timeout.
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Nick Baumgardner @nickbaumgardner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
no, Chris, I do not think Clemson will be containing Baby Jesus this evening
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 03/10/2026
I see Cybertruck has a Molotov cocktail defense system.
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Firstname Lastname @nasdaqistan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
when i was a kid and they asked me what i wanted to be when i grew up, they didnt say this was an option. i think i can do this job well.
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Kate Burns @katerqburns.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Normal stuff!!!!
Laura Loomer and Trump on Air Force One both in suits and giving the thumbs up.
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PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
New Assistant White House Press Secretary Beni Rae Harmony wearing a “fuck Joe Biden” t-shirt and holding a rifle.
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Freedom of the Press Foundation @freedom.press · 01/10/2026
"How much does it cost to get more information about a cop who punched someone in the face? If you guessed anything lower than $2.5 million, you’d be wrong — at least according to the city of Eugene, Oregon." Read more from FPF's @laurenleharper.bsky.social in @theintercept.com.
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Oregon Police Are Charging a Local News Outlet $2.5M for Records About One Cop
Eugene-based Double Sided Media requested police officer Justin Peckels’s records. The city slapped the publication with an exorbitant fee.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 02/10/2026
Pilots in beautiful machines dropping bombs down air chutes into drug slash nuclear factories?
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Bruce Arthur @brucearthur.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What a battle of quarterbacks whom I detest
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Firstname Lastname @nasdaqistan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Toyota make a hell of a car This is better than any Toyotathon - and the dude was in his underwear smoking a jint. www.reddit.com/r/dashcams/c...
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From the dashcams community on Reddit: Freeway bumping Cars
Explore this post and more from the dashcams community
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Firstname Lastname @nasdaqistan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
1 Trillion dollars
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ex-WV police chief violently attacked a woman over an expired registration. Though innocent, she spent five days in jail before the charge was dismissed. He resigned and was decertified.
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Jack Jenkins @jackjenkins.me · 30/09/2026
Last year, a pastor saw masked immigration agents arresting someone at her church and filmed them. DHS denied they were there. A year later, DHS finally acknowledged the incident — days after WH border czar Tom Homan claimed "no one has been arrested at a church." religionnews.com/2026/09/30/t...
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Do federal immigration agents make arrests at churches? Depends on what day you ask.
(RNS) — Over the past year, the Trump administration has issued contradictory and, at times, seemingly false statements about whether federal agents have conducted operations at churches.
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Pat O'Leary @patoleary.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The village of Muff has a similar problem
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Spokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 29/09/2026
Send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
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Firstname Lastname @nasdaqistan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It took 25 years to kick us out after Bush invaded. They're having a 4 day celebration.
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
National anthem played by a mariachi band is elite
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PANDA™ @pandanook.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Break time: Just in case you needed a laugh.
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en_passant @en-repassant.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#Dublin #TrinityCollegeLibrary #Bibliothèque Source: Rajesh Sharma
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Resist 🕎🍉 @antizionistjew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Psychopath !
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Firstname Lastname @nasdaqistan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
His US visit, UN visit and UAE visits were all for his campaign.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Final shot of the Seven Samurai 米国政府の費用負担による
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
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Firstname Lastname @nasdaqistan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Women being able to talk to other women unsupervised is unholy somehow?
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ƎIkͶOM @spacemonkie42.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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US Department of Shitposting @usdosp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Come to my Walmart bro
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Firstname Lastname @nasdaqistan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gangsta shit
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Firstname Lastname @nasdaqistan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tim Tebow is still a big deal in fuckin Gainesville? They're hopeless.
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Firstname Lastname @nasdaqistan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I want her liquids on my face www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHJs...
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Liquids
YouTube video by Viagra Boys - Topic
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Josep Goded @josepgoded.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Palestinian bus driver narrowly escapes a lynching attempt and roadblock near Salfit.
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
So, your mom is making house calls now?
Van in a residential driveway with a sliding side door that when opened, spells "WHORE"

Just like your mom.
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Firstname Lastname @nasdaqistan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Racist ass country to the core. www.youtube.com/shorts/NbDxZ...
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Customers WALK OUT of Black-Owned Business—Owner Says This Is Why 😳 #business #viral #shorts
YouTube video by Lamont Tyson
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Maya Media @mayamedia.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Epic lecturing of LAPD for violating a court order. Most of LA cops are moonlighting as ICE slave catchers.
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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Xi is throwing up high speed rail lines, massive bridges, entire cities in months and Trump thinks he'll be impressed with a helipad
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The Wolfpack @wolfpack11720.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mohammad Sabaaneh
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Firstname Lastname @nasdaqistan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The second point isnt being discussed enough. Even before this ban, the WH press corps was the least questioning of all. They're tag-along buddies more than anything else. Journalists reporting on the WH without setting foot on the property deliver deeper and more insightful coverage.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Times have been tough in this Western Massachusetts town ever since they closed the old pottery studio. So when the lesbian bar promised to ease its mask mandate, they finally had something to cheer about again. But then the owner left for clown college.
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Firstname Lastname @nasdaqistan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
LOL
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Emily Harper 🌺 @eharperxo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Matt Ford @mford.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The replies to his tweet are spectacular. Explaining the difference between race and culture to Elon-pilled zoomer fascists is like teaching nuclear physics to a squirrel.
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Paul Eric @pauleric70.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🚨 SECRET CONGRESSIONAL MEETING: Just a few hours ago, Congress held special secret commission meeting away from the public’s eye to cut your Social Security. WE. TOLD. YOU. SO. Bless this man for blowing the 😗 MAGA CULT SLAYER 😎
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