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kalliejupiter.bsky.social @kalliejupiter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I think for my Mary Sue story, Death of the Author is going to be a character/MetaTextual.* it’s a mini-arc mid story. I think the subtext of this mini-arc is to explore what happens when the meaning & purpose of a concept gets warped in vernacular criticism…

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kalliejupiter.bsky.social @kalliejupiter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I just saw someone post that the reason younger Gen Z is so puritanical about sex is because Youth Group (church) is the only “third space” left for teens. First,I need everyone to read the original text about third spaces before they bring it up in online conversation…

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kalliejupiter.bsky.social @kalliejupiter.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I am starting a running list of things I see people comment that I need them to granularly define & or explain before I take them seriously. They are just buzzword-y talking points, & I’m not going to say they don’t mean anything, but I’m pretty sure they don’t mean what people think they mean…

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kalliejupiter.bsky.social @kalliejupiter.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I STG, the internet is the WORST place to hear how people invoke “death of the author.” I just saw someone claim that it was the best argument for AI generated art because if art derives its meaning from how it’s consumed, then it doesn’t matter if it’s made by machine or human…

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kalliejupiter.bsky.social @kalliejupiter.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I live in a town that has a world famous goth club. I’ve been going to that club for at least three decades. So it’s really bizarre seeing content from 18-20 year olds complaining about the fact that frat guys hang out there, as if they know what the club was like decades ago…

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kalliejupiter.bsky.social @kalliejupiter.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Since the mass migration from Wattpad, I feel somewhat vindicated in maintaining to the tumblr/AO3 girlies that some of the things the described as “fandom etiquette” are not, actually, universal things & MAYBE the shouldn’t represent some things as such

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kalliejupiter.bsky.social @kalliejupiter.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I don’t understand the people who say they hate Indesign because it’s “too hard.” On a difficulty scale of Photoshop to Illustrator, Indesign leans more Photoshop than Illustrator (fuck the pen tool). I’m assuming that the “difficulty” comes from navigating the interface…

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kalliejupiter.bsky.social @kalliejupiter.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Just wrote a super-long thread (because I am embarrassing & bad at the internet) that I was really proud of, & then re-read just to learn that auto-correct is awful & changes words like “diagetic” to “diabetic”, which is lame & embarassing in a different way than I am more than comfortable being

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kalliejupiter.bsky.social @kalliejupiter.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I’ve been thinking about my Mary Sue story. I’ve always had in mind that there would be other MetaTextuals she would regularly interact with, & I have 3 1/2 of the regulars figured out. Because it was 2014 when I first had the idea, I always intended one of the regulars to be from the manosphere

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kalliejupiter.bsky.social @kalliejupiter.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I hate that no one blogs anymore, but then love that people seem to accept extended posts on this platform as a sort of blog substitute, even though it sort of defeats the purpose of microblogging. I also hate that people do make fun of this platform for that on other platforms.

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kalliejupiter.bsky.social @kalliejupiter.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

99% of all contentious online “discourse” is just people not knowing what words mean.

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kalliejupiter.bsky.social @kalliejupiter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

More story idea for the universe. I’m trying to wrap my head around how Mary Sue powers work. It feels like it should be like breathing. Or rather, the way we perceive our own breathing. Like, you don’t notice you’re doing it until you do. And then it’s like a semi-voluntary/involuntary thing…

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kalliejupiter.bsky.social @kalliejupiter.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I had a conversation with my mom today that made me think about my Mary Sue story. (For context, we’re talking about vacations & waterskiing, which makes everything about this funny). Nothing makes some people more angry than encountering someone who excels at something they don’t care about…

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kalliejupiter.bsky.social @kalliejupiter.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

A little while back I was absolutely gobsmacked by the sheer number of adults who were surprised that fast-casual CHAIN RESTAURANTS got their fried appetizers & chicken cutlets, etc from the same food supplier. I don’t understand how this was news to anyone over the age of 30

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kalliejupiter.bsky.social @kalliejupiter.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Putting the old story idea out here really made me think about, well, said story. For clarification, the reason a lot of Meta Textuals hate their literary device abilities is because those abilities wreak absolute havoc on their personal lives.

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kalliejupiter.bsky.social @kalliejupiter.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Putting this out there so the universe has proof that I came up with it. I want to make a graphic novel about a failed writer who was cursed to be a “Mary Sue” in real life. She exists in a world where literary devices & memes exist as reql people. Which causes problems that our Mary Sue…

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kalliejupiter.bsky.social @kalliejupiter.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I really wish that online conversations about ADHD weren’t dominated by late-diagnosed adults. A lot of the times I bring this up with a late-diagnosed adult, I get a response along the lines of early diagnosed adults not understanding what it was like to grow up without accommodations…

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kalliejupiter.bsky.social @kalliejupiter.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

I had to stop engaging with a lot of fandom discourse for two reasons. First, 90% of fandom “discourse” is either “I don’t like this thing, there should be less of it,” or “there’s not enough of this thing, why isn’t there more of it?”*

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kalliejupiter.bsky.social @kalliejupiter.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Young weebs will really go on TikTok & acting like like anime only became popular in the past couple of years. I remember when we called that shit “Japanimation.” We are not the same

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kalliejupiter.bsky.social @kalliejupiter.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

The secret to getting away with having bad taste is knowing exactly why the thing you like is in bad taste. That’s not the same thing as not giving a fuck. It’s not qualifying, rationalizing, arguing, or apologizing. It’s saying “no, yeah, this is absolute trash & I love it.”

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kalliejupiter.bsky.social @kalliejupiter.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

I need people who complain about “hookup culture” to explain, exactly, what they mean by it. It doesn’t exist. People hookup, but that’s not a “culture,” it’s just a thing people do sometimes. I also think it’s funny that the people who bring it up insist they aren’t arguing from moral hazard…

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kalliejupiter.bsky.social @kalliejupiter.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

I’m not saying there’s never a reason to let dishes soak in the sink, but you at least have to try to scrub the pan first before you declare a dish needs to sit in the sink for god knows how long. & It’s always the people who need to use every pan* in the kitchen to cook something that do this

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kalliejupiter.bsky.social @kalliejupiter.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Elon Musk looks like he was drawn by Rob Liefeld

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kalliejupiter.bsky.social @kalliejupiter.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

I feel very mean when I see TikTok text posts that say “Need Dinner Ideas for a Cosco Rotisserie Chicken—Any Favorites?” And my immediate thoughts are to wonder if they’ve ever cooked or eaten chicken before. Because obviously one could just substitute the Cosco chicken in, well, anything…

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kalliejupiter.bsky.social @kalliejupiter.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

I think there should be a moratorium on using the word “performative” in any online/social media criticism of, well, anything. I know what the word means. I know what the people using it think it means. I know why they want to use it the way they use it…

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kalliejupiter.bsky.social @kalliejupiter.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

The weird things about memes & “edits” is how decontextualized they are the the point that if you point out the original contexts of their parts some people see it as provocation. Sometimes even to the point people seem OFFENDED at the idea that context even exists AT ALL…

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kalliejupiter.bsky.social @kalliejupiter.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

I randomly lost my ability to read fine print this year. Like, I knew it was going to happe, just not like this. Not with me, reminding my dad (who has ever worsening memory issues) that the reason we are at Costco is so that I can get a pair of progressive lens glasses on his membership.

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kalliejupiter.bsky.social @kalliejupiter.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

I wish Song vs Song would do an episode comparing Deftones’ “Be Quiet & Drive (Far Away)” & “Send the Pain Below” by Chevelle. Some people might think it’s the same break-up song & give Deftones the win just for being first, but that’s not why they deserve the win…

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kalliejupiter.bsky.social @kalliejupiter.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

I can’t take credit for this, but it’s too good: Since Musk is here on an expired student visa & Trump is apparently in the Epstein files, it’s basically Alien vs Predator

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kalliejupiter.bsky.social @kalliejupiter.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

I wonder if generative AI booster realize how obvious it is that they’ve never actually done a thing when they argue for generative AI. It’s very tedious to argue with them because their concept of what the think they want AI to do for them is so abstract that it’s not worth trying to talk to them

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kalliejupiter.bsky.social @kalliejupiter.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

The entire cast of Disney’s version of Winnie the Pooh could be substituted for the entire cast of Thee Big Lebowski, & the movie would work. I call the project “The Pooh Abides” A 🧵 to prove my point:

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kalliejupiter.bsky.social @kalliejupiter.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

Deftones haters make no sense to me because I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t want to surround themselves with hot goth Latinas. 🚩 maiden-less behavior

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kalliejupiter.bsky.social @kalliejupiter.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

The Drake lawsuit, but Drake having to listen to some white shoe lawyer that sounds exactly like Foghorn Leghorn recite bars from “”Not Like Us”

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kalliejupiter.bsky.social @kalliejupiter.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

1/2…I honestly don’t mind arguing with conservatives & reactionaries online, just not without a reasonable level of site moderation & fact checking. There is a part of me that is concerned that Bluesky is a bit of an echo-chamber, but so many conservatives have gone so reactionary…

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kalliejupiter.bsky.social @kalliejupiter.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Explaining the BTK killer to a friend, only they misheard me as saying “BTS killer,” which is hilarious, but also an excellent story prompt

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kalliejupiter.bsky.social @kalliejupiter.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

There some funny TikTok discourse about British food right now. It’s funny because I’ve always maintained that (at least in the US), food is the one thing people can’t say was ruined by millennials (broadly speaking, we elevated food & food culture), so picking a fight with them over this subject…

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kalliejupiter.bsky.social @kalliejupiter.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

Re-watching “Elementary” is WILD. I can’t stop myself from hysterically giggling every time Jonny Lee Miller has to solve a case involving a hacker collective or when his character talks about recovering from a heroin addiction. It’s not his fault—I just watched to many movies as a teen in th 90s

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kalliejupiter.bsky.social @kalliejupiter.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

I would post about serious things if I didn’t spend all my energy in a constant state of disassociation just to get through the day

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kalliejupiter.bsky.social @kalliejupiter.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

I’ve never wanted something to happen so badly as I want Pete Davison to start dating Kanye’s newly divorced ex wife

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kalliejupiter.bsky.social @kalliejupiter.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

I’m so internet-brained now that I want a singing fish thingie, but instead of a fish it’s a sunflower & it’s singing “One Last Breath” & I can’t FATHOM why this is a thing that doesn’t already exist

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kalliejupiter.bsky.social @kalliejupiter.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

I thought my outfit looked cute, but my partner told me I looked like a Victorian woman who sold orphans to thieves. I told him he was short enough that if I ground his bones to bake into meat pies, my clients wouldn’t tell the difference

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kalliejupiter.bsky.social @kalliejupiter.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Still find it unfathomable that no one has come up with a magic/wizard wand per laser pointer toy. I have been reduced to individually messaging Etsy sellers to see if they’ll sell me the casing of their light up wands to convert, which is a little to close to (GASP!) making one myself…

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kalliejupiter.bsky.social @kalliejupiter.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

1/…I find constant handwringing & calls to be nicer to or have empathy for the “other side” (maga, conservatives, evangelicals, the lonely men that are apparently in an epidemic, et al) disingenuous & really fucking annoying…

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kalliejupiter.bsky.social @kalliejupiter.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

1/2…One of my favorite things about David Lynch, the person, is how aggressively—even disconcertingly—normal he seemed. (In the sense that he seemed decent, kind, watched trashy television, & liked eating hamburgers).

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kalliejupiter.bsky.social @kalliejupiter.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

I shouldn’t take so much pleasure in telling people who post about their term paper “Barbara Krueger Vreated the First Memes” that this is a) not even remotely true, & b) they should look up the actual definition of the word “meme” the night before their paper is due

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kalliejupiter.bsky.social @kalliejupiter.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

I hate the fact that it takes me a cycle of about three back & forth replies to realize that the person I’m arguing with online just doesn’t know what words mean

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kalliejupiter.bsky.social @kalliejupiter.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

For some reason, I seem to be amassing a small following of atheists? I mean, it’s totally fine—I’m an atheist. It’s not something I really advertise, but it’s not a secret. I just feel as if they’ll be disappointed when I start posting about astrology* *(everyone needs a hobby, it’s one of mine 🤷🏾‍♀️)

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kalliejupiter.bsky.social @kalliejupiter.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

A 🧵 on math heuristics. 1) I often describe myself as “not good at math,” which I’m pretty sure upsets the girl-boss feminist cause of encouraging girls to enlist in the (F/ST)EM-bot army that will fix Silicone Valley, but here’s the thing: I don’t think I’m actually bad at math…

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kalliejupiter.bsky.social @kalliejupiter.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

Dogsitting my parents doodle, who desperately wants to be friends with cats, but none will have him b/c he’s so fucking weird about it. My kitten doesn’t care. Watching them together is like watching an iincel try to successfully navigate a date Like, you’re making this weird, dude, just be normal

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