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Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 23/09/2026

New idea for a tv show that’s just a normal sitcom but cop mom and teacher dad. Gender stereotypes will be addressed ed Sheeran style. Coming this fall to CBS

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Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 08/09/2026

The most humiliating part of a job search is getting an email from the internal service they use for applicant tracking. No I do not want to be a part of "Colleague Zone"

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Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 29/08/2026

Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: Two guys and a girl drive cars from New York to Paris

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Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 28/08/2026

All future Tyler Perry movies will have British accents

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Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 03/08/2026

I’ve got no complaints about the child acting from the 2004 film adaptation of Holes, but I do think the youths deserve an unsanitized remake

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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

You can kill a French vampire with a baguette. It's a painstaking process but it works.

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Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 18/07/2026

England never plays harder than when they're fighting the french for third place

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Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 10/07/2026

Cutting a hole in the bottom of the cereal bag so I can shotgun it faster

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Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 24/06/2026

Seattle-Area Mother Warns Children of Something Called “Sun Poisoning”

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WSDOT @wsdot.wa.gov · 15/06/2026

WELCOME TO WASHINGTON, SOCCER FANS. Get acquainted with our state via this highly accurate and mostly-to-scale map.

A hot mess of colorful scribbles all over a map of Washington, featuring doodles of iconic Washington features like mountains, orcas, ferries, cherries, onions, and other produce. The map emphasizes the busyness of the Seattle area, I-5, I-90, US 2, and the U.S./Canada border during the World Cup games.

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Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 02/06/2026

@kumail.bsky.social really left it all on the field when asked to do something he was afraid to do on taskmaster. Legend

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Senator Andy Kim @kim.senate.gov · 26/05/2026

I saw chaos inside and outside of the ICE detention center Delaney Hall today. Detainees protesting the lack of due process, the disgusting food and poor treatment while their families and advocates stood outside calling for help. 1/4

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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

platner claims he got a tattoo he didnt understand. i got a tattoo no one understands. we are not the same

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Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 17/05/2026

I wonder how much of suburban chuds’ fear of cities is just a manifestation of the discomfort they experience driving their big dumb cars and trucks in normal city streets. Like with Covid masking and oppression, they’ve never felt actual fear so they think that’s what it is

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Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 15/05/2026

Outlander may be over, but I fear my wife thirsting after bekilted largebois is not

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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Marginal tax rate at the end of a pitchfork is 100%

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Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 10/05/2026

Getting in an argument with myself about whether humanity’s greatest achievement is the vaccine or the bicycle and reaching a whole new level of dork

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Happy birthday to John Brown, who knew exactly how to handle the south’s “Peculiar Institution”

John Brown, no beard, arms crossed, looking intense as hell like usual

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Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 03/05/2026

Me after hitting almost half the balls my daughter slow-pitched me: I coulda been in da big leagues

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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

YOU - By the way, I'm a fascist. THE DESERTER - You're not. You're part of the meat shield surrounding the *real* fascists, while they rape children. That's what *you* are.

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Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 01/04/2026

And like Socrates to hemlock, I go to my child’s April fool’s prank

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Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 25/02/2026

Just started taskmaster series 7 with the kids. They’ve only seen series 18 and 20 before this. The sight of young Greg Davies has made them all shriek and vomit

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Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 17/02/2026

Johnny Weir: the camaraderie and sportsmanship between skaters… I think it’s the highest it ever been. It wasn’t like that in my day Bro a girl kneecapped another in your day. Bar isn’t that high lol

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Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 14/02/2026

Sports drinks $200 Gambling helpline $150 Airlines $800 Gambling apps $3,600 Shoes $150 someone who is good at morality please help me budget this. my sport is dying

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Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 12/02/2026

My entire adult life I have moaned about how absurd it is that premiere can’t handle an mkv but perhaps this washes away all of that

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Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

[at the divorce hearing] Judge: "Now, I'm told you have three kids. How would you like to split custody?" Stephen Miller: [furiously sawing his middle child in half]: "this won't be a problem. She can take all three."

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Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 04/02/2026

Turns out Venmo is an instant messenger app if you don’t care about money

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Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 26/01/2026

Me: look at this meeting invitation. I think I'm getting laid off Everyone in my sibling chat: here are some facts about brown bears

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Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 21/01/2026

Best case scenario is that he’s still alive and has been denied entry to Europe

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Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 12/01/2026

Fed chair said he’s being sued by the DOJ and trump announced he is acting president of venezuela but I think between the dress and the pretty good pun those are gonna have to take a back seat in the Discourse

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Tonight, the President of the United States has launched an unconstitutional war of aggression, dooming another generation to spill their blood for oil, and lay waste to a sovereign nation. I demand that Congress exercise its power, halt this conflict, and impeach this war criminal president.

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Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 01/01/2026

The Seattle Aquarium is frequented by an extraordinary mix of tourists, parents with young children, and dropout.tv subscribers

dropout.tv

Original series and unscripted laughs, all in one place.

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Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 15/12/2025

If the people who decide the weather on tv weren’t cowards they’d give us a polar vortex to cap off the flooding and high winds from this week

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Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 07/12/2025

Personal goal to be the establishing precedent for quote posts (derogatory)

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Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 05/12/2025

I’m a stocking purist. No gift cards, and nothing that doesn’t actually fit inside the stocking. That goes in a box under the tree the way the founding fathers intended

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Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 04/12/2025

Think Calico Cut Pants could expand into the mattress market? Ideally before I move in with my girlfriend next Friday

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Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 02/12/2025

Continually refreshing bsky because nobody liked my reply yet

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 02/12/2025

The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"

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Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 26/11/2025

Every feel good ad for Meta is just another argument for antitrust action

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Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 18/11/2025

Guy so committed to urbanism he wears street clothes to a spin class

An exhausted, soaking wet middle aged man on an exercise bike in a gym. He is wearing street clothes because he told his daughter she could pick his workout clothes if she got dressed and went to school.

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Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 12/11/2025

Excited to see what Katie Wilson can do for Seattle. Congrats!

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