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PEBKAC

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PEBKAC @telecom-terrorist.com · 17/01/2026
I will continue shitting in American mouths until Greenland annexation support is at an appropriate level globally
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PEBKAC @telecom-terrorist.com · 29/12/2025
Reading your posts in a cockney accent You sound so stupid
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Broth E Ramos @brotheramos.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Saw a kangaroo and her joey. Was good. Would recommend.
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PEBKAC @telecom-terrorist.com · 29/12/2025
You know when you have the best jokes but you only know it because of that loving fist to chest bump and head shake
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PEBKAC @telecom-terrorist.com · 29/12/2025
Share your random thoughts on Internet you will yes
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PEBKAC @telecom-terrorist.com · 29/12/2025
Ladies and gents It's Tuesday
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justin (rough cut notes) @justininpost.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Snorlax should be a starter Pokémon.
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Lester @lesterlee.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I have just been LIED to. I bought a dozen mandarin oranges, and these are for sure tangerines. WTF. Is nothing sacred?!
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
when I'm typing a message but then I see you started typing a message
Patrick Star with long shiny nails, eye lashes, and big lippies. He lookin sassy
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/12/2025
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
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PEBKAC @telecom-terrorist.com · 11/12/2025
How I Met Your Mother is Friends for millennials
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Happiness is a myth perpetuated by Big Happy
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/12/2025
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
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Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
LOS GATOS, CA—In an attempt to fend off growing competition from Paramount and Netflix, Plex CEO Keith Valory announced Monday that the streaming platform had submitted a $35 bid for Warner Bros. Disc...
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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
taxonomy 101: whales are not fish taxonomy 201: whales are hoofed animals taxonomy 301: whales are fish
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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
I'm pro-choice because I believe women should be able to choose which starter Pokémon they can use.
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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Keep listening to your ai god, the golden times are just around the corner!
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
getting fired as a superhero because my kryptonite is too easy to activate (explaining the rules of a board game to me)
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PEBKAC @telecom-terrorist.com · 09/12/2025
Trying to think of the best unsolicited opinion to share
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
logging on
A drawing of a person cheerily walking captioned on my way to make things worse. by poorlydrawnlines
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Last week, ICE arrested and separated a father and son after a routine check-in. Six-year-old Yuanxin had just enrolled in the first grade at an elementary school in Astoria. Now he's in custody, alone. ICE won't say where. This cruelty serves no one. It must end.
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PEBKAC @telecom-terrorist.com · 29/11/2025
This gonna be fun... Everybody get your black hats on
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Brie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Them: What’s your passion in life? Me: I don’t remember, it’s been so long
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ITYSL memes 💦🥩 @ityslmemes.com · 27/11/2025
thinking of her today
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I like when my phone posts things twice on here just in case you all didn't see it the first time, seconds before
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
extremely funny for the paw patrol balloon to be the firefighter dog instead of the cop dog. ACAB includes paw patrol
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PEBKAC @telecom-terrorist.com · 22/11/2025
Hey girl hey
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PEBKAC @telecom-terrorist.com · 22/11/2025
That's MR! Olive Lovehandle to you
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Chicken the Friendly Ghost @vermontchicken.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Another morning trying to drink coffee and scroll...
Pearl Pie snuggled in while I hold her like a baby.
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PEBKAC @telecom-terrorist.com · 14/11/2025
Who gives better head? Donald Trump or Taylor Swift?
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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
You ever heard of "dummymandering?" The GOP might be about to find out what that means. youtube.com/shorts/Zz5cE...
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Dummymandering: How gerrymandering could backfire on Republicans
YouTube video by Machine Pun Kelly
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
The Onion: DHS: ‘Daycare Workers Have Walked Freely in This Country For Far Too Long’
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PEBKAC @telecom-terrorist.com · 05/11/2025
It's time for giving
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Calico Cut Pants
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PEBKAC @telecom-terrorist.com · 05/11/2025
i don't think ollie pop can count
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PEBKAC @telecom-terrorist.com · 05/11/2025
My back hurts like a lot it probably shouldn't hurt this much right
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PEBKAC @telecom-terrorist.com · 05/11/2025
It's frothy
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PEBKAC @telecom-terrorist.com · 28/10/2025
AI and the Trump regime will take us far
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Idiocracy | Not Sure
YouTube video by ReplicaPropStore
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Do you know what happens when you fart and orgasm at the same time? You get kicked out of the fancy restaurant, that’s what happens.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Take me back! Moss covered cabin in sun dappled forest, the woodland creatures, the never ending screams of villagers anytime they step too close to the threshold of my enchanted garden 🪏 the crisp evening air, the metallic taste of fresh blood from the oubliette, the colours of fallen leaves, the
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🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️‍🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 23/10/2025
I can pick my cat up and sling her on my shoulder and she lets me carry her around and I think about how a raccoon would not let me do that
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Under pressure from the White House, college administrators are cracking down hard on the latest dangerous fad sweeping campuses called “learning.”
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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
my weight loss plan is vomiting if I even glance at the news
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Dread Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
“hello sharks: stagnant pond water gets a bad rap, but most people don’t realize drinking it can lead to tremendous weight loss…”
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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Sorry I'm late. My son made me sit criss-cross applesauce, and it took 13 minutes of physical therapy to walk again
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PEBKAC @telecom-terrorist.com · 18/10/2025
If anyone ever takes a picture of me playing golf at my request just shoot me That's not me anymore
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
"Bluesky is too tame" "Bluesky is too woke" "Bluesky is too filled with sickos like you posting about how alternating between gooning and semen retention gives you the ability to talk to animals" MAKE UP YOUR MIND, GOLDILOCKS!!!!
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PEBKAC @telecom-terrorist.com · 18/10/2025
omfg we've done this a hundred times over and now it's a problem??
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
“Horsecock stew? Nope. Not reading any of that”
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
I'm so sick of rightwing Supreme Court Justices whining that Trump is out of control.
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