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Heavy Handed Satire

@lurdiak.bsky.social
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I'm still a real cool guy. If you're a zionist, go ahead and block me. It'll save me the trouble.

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Amanda Katz @katzish.bsky.social · 7h
This young woman, just 21, has already been driven out of the state. Another guy in this story has young kids who only know him as Dad and can no longer take his son to the men’s room. Sensitive reporting (as always) by @caseyparks.bsky.social
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Rocket Girl Erin 👩🏼‍🚀🚀🔆🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 HELP! READ PINNED SKEET! @rocketgirlerin.northsky.social · 5h
Last day. It's been a bust so far. 😞
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Brooke Harrington @ebharrington.bsky.social · 13h
One of the things to come from GamerGate was the gamification of torturing real, live women...hounding them out of their homes, making them look over their shoulders for years. It was treated as a joke, nbd, the work of a few bad apples--as all terrorism against women is--& that failure leads here.
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Evan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Definitely click through on this story for the quotes from the Third Way spokesperson, who AGREED Democratic candidates should NOT adopt Republican language on trans issues. I was floored - even tried to get Billie to put it in the headline. This is not just analysis, these quotes are news.
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 17h
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 29/09/2026
The idea that women are given special rights based on sex is a remarkably absurd framing and not how discrimination protections actually work in practice. It can only stem from a thoroughly right-wing understanding of the world that believes marginalized people are granted extra entitlements.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20h
Come out to my show at Houndstooth on October 21 with my band @antispectacular.bsky.social! Also included are local music geniuses Big Milk! A grand time will be had by some. Others will be devastated.
Anti-Spectacular vs. Big Milk. 
Houndstooth.
Wednesday, October 21
Doors 7:30PM
Starts 8:30PM
$10 PWYC
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Two kaijus stand in front of a city. One wears a baseball cap and has a striped body. The other is a cow with a machine gun udder.
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Heavy Handed Satire @lurdiak.bsky.social · 20h
Thinking about all the unhelpful assholes who's only job is to make sure you get access to a thing, and yet choose to instead be an obstacle to getting that thing.
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 29/09/2026
The UK right's current political project is to co-opt the language of antidiscrimination to make bigotry legally unimpeachable.
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kc green @kcg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Grandma's Grunty Quiz Challenge is happening! Change those bets before Gregg closes shop! greatures.com/comic/244/
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
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Heavy Handed Satire @lurdiak.bsky.social · 22h
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social Hey, you should make this right.
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Harlot🔞 @harlotprincess.bsky.social · 23h
just so everyone knows, the title IX changes also made it even harder to report sexual assult as well as making it legal to descriminate against trans people. anti-trans means pro-rape. every time.
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Recession indicator
A box of Hamburger helper. At the top it says to try using hot dogs instead of ground beef
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Amid outcry, NY prosecutors have reopened the criminal investigation into the 7 Cornell gang rapists, a case that was covered up 2 years ago. These assholes would’ve been punished if they had written “free Palestine” instead of “free p*ssy.” Cornell leadership should be investigated too.
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Heavy Handed Satire @lurdiak.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Timeline cleanse! *hides a bunch of your shitty reskeets from my timeline*
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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We actually don't hate this administration enough
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Ben Raderstorf @raders.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This poll from Cook is bonkers. A *huge* plurality of voters (43% overall, 61% of Ds) want Dems to focus on changing the political system overall vs. just opposing (21%, 36% of Ds) or working with Trump (35%, 3% of Ds).
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Brain Lords Podcast @brainlordspod.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do you have any questions for the phantasmagorical pixel artist @frankiepixel.bsky.social? We're soliciting for our Halloween episode on pixelated horror. But any questions for our guest or about video game horror are welcome! Use the form below! forms.gle/4dxdHdf3kCov...
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Brain Lord's Halloween question
This week we're talking to Francis Coulombe, creator of Look Outside, about pixelated horror. Please share your thoughts or questions about anything related to video game horror, the lower fidelity th...
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Updates my profile with my pronouns, which are she/her, as I seem to be referred to a lot as they, which I don't mind but just wanted to let people know.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
every lever of power in the so-called American liberal order – from the ostensibly liberal government to the ostensibly liberal media to ostensibly liberal academia – are all laser focused on one single thing...the state of Israel must be allowed to massacre as many Palestinians as they wish
This is one of those moments where I’m overwhelmed and do not feel up to the task of capturing exactly what is happening in words as peaceful college students across the country are being thrown into the carceral grinder by their own administrations for the crime of sitting around and asking for the facilitation of less death but I will tell you one thing which is that we are currently experiencing a period of collective mass hysteria and mass psychosis I haven’t seen since the early 2000s where every lever of power in the so-called American liberal order – from the ostensibly liberal government to the ostensibly liberal media to ostensibly liberal academia – are all laser focused on one single thing: No matter the cost in blood or money, no matter the suffering of innocents, no matter the violations of supposed norms, the state of Israel must be allowed to massacre as many Palestinians as they wish and any effort to forestall that from Boston to Los Angeles to Atlanta to New York City should be met with the full force of the militarized police to “restore the peace.” 

This specific slaughter for some reason – and yes I know a number of the reasons – is worth any price we might have to pay at home in terms of dismantling our own Constitutional rights. It’s madness. People have gone mad. Normal people that we all know not just the easily dismissed as "evil" ones.
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John Learned @johnlearned.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
what in the absolute hell
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Heavy Handed Satire @lurdiak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
LRT I think the very specific thing that made Jack leave was the dev team caving to user demand for a block button. He wanted it to be a 'free speech platform' (we now know what that means). The nuclear block only exists because Bluesky was coded in a way that a lesser block wouldn't be feasible.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bluesky's originally envisioned user base was *literally* meant to be all the sex pests at the Silicon Valley orgies @faineg.com has been talking about. Jack Dorsey *left* when trans people showed up instead of the expected Harry Potter sex cultists.
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's fucking me up that I wrote this four years ago 😭
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Heavy Handed Satire @lurdiak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@manontheinternet.bsky.social Do you ever take cover commissions?
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nai 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
Zack Fox is one of the funniest niggas to ever grace this Earth 😭😭
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Isn't it nice when there's something we can ALL agree on? #ReleaseTheUnredactedEPSTEIN-Files
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This all needs to be illegal
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The techbros don't want you to see this trailer. Pass it on.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This company just radiates predator energy
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It transformed my life for the better you dumb cunt. God. I am so sick of this shit. These people are a cancer.
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Trevor Henderson 🍉 (commissions closed) @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tales From The Hood is such an unsung classic, and Clarence Williams III performance as the cryptkeeper of the whole shebang, is so great.
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hoots @hoots.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"I Quit My Job Because of JK Rowling"
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Jordan Starkweather ✨ @jackal27.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You can’t even comprehend how important Eien ni Hen’s work is to the fan translation community. Romancing SaGa, Fire Emblem, Sakura Wars, Tear Ring Saga, Glory of Heracles, Dragon Force II, Dark Half, Beyond Oasis, Psi-O-Blade, Arabian Nights, and so much more. What a loss. Rest in peace.
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Lee Cicuta @butchanarchy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What a surprise, the organizers of the covid cautious dyke bar hated the article, rejected its framing, and is defending their covid cautious patrons and performers. Anyone who joined in on the viral harassment campaign started by Jesse Singal wanna say oops or…? recorder.com/2026/09/24/g...
Current and former owners of Last Ditch could not be reached by phone, email or social media. However, Last Ditch did share on Instagram that the Globe story allegedly misconstrued statements from Noire, and urged community members to stop harassing Noire.
"It is neither productive, progressive, nor valiant to attack a Black patron. He has been a collaborator and performer of Last Ditch for a while, and he deserves to speak his mind about accountability and repair from the bar," the Last Ditch statement reads. "There are so many misconceptions due to the disorganization of the Globe article. He did not call for the bar to be firebombed. Further, he did not disparage the owner for being homeless.
"As a result of this abysmal journalism, he has been getting additional threats, slurs, harassment, and is being reported to the police over something he did not do," Last Ditch continued. "This is not supporting us at Last Ditch, and it is, at its core, anti-Blackness hysteria."
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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The Wall Street Journal @wsj.com · 26/09/2026
Exclusive: Trump has rejected Iran's proposal for a seven-day ceasefire and has told aides he expects to resume bombing Iran after the midterms, officials said.
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Trump Rejects Iran Ceasefire, Expects Renewed Bombing After Midterms
The president is skeptical that Tehran will meet his demands.
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Heavy Handed Satire @lurdiak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You know, I'm not completely against being able to bet on things, especially when it's between friends, so this isn't like, a perfect solution, but it's infinitely better than the deregulated gambling madness that's taken over the US.
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Revista Fórum @revistaforum.com.br · 25/09/2026
URGENTE: Lula assina MP que proíbe bets no Brasil: Ao lado do ministro da Fazenda, Dario Durigan, o presidente Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva assinou Medida Provisória que proíbe todos os tipos de bets no Brasil. Também está vetada a publicidade de jogos de apostas online.   Matéria em… #revistafórum
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URGENTE: Lula assina MP que proíbe bets no Brasil
Ao lado do ministro da Fazenda, Dario Durigan, o presidente Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva assinou Medida Provisória que proíbe todos os tipos de bets no Brasil. Também está vetada a publicidade de jogos de apostas online.   Matéria em atualização.  
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Michael Kupperman @mkupperman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If she came back and saw this, she would never stop throwing up
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BurnCrowSP | Retro Bird PNGTuber @burncrowsp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A promise is a promise! @nanasagi.bsky.social It was a gift from a good friend of mine :>
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Rami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 25/09/2026
I honestly have never considered switching from Google Pixel phones until they sent me a "wanna celebrate destroying the lives of trans people" as a system update.
Android Pixel system update screen, showing Harry Potter customizations as a bullet point.
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🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.
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Katie Croonenberghs Art @kamakru.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I really hope this takes off. There needs to be a creative storefront marketplace that actually bans genai and drop shipping, and I hope it's a 100% ban. Etsy is completely ruined and not artist friendly. Much luck to Fybe! fybe.art
Screen cap of the front page of the Fybe website. It reads;
Fed up with AI?
A new marketplace is in town.
Fybe is here, and there’s no Gen-AI or dropshipping allowed.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's too depressing and obnoxious to write about, but virtually all of the doomy/horny AI hyperventilating is transparently displaced anxiety about our fucked climate and political situation. Even rich idiots know it's bad and being permitted to get worse. They're trying to write their own ending.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
An AI engineer with round glasses says "we figured out that in order to get the A.I. to make more human-like art, it needs to draw from a set of personal emotional experiences..." He holds up a tablet displaying a program entitled "C-PTSD-GPT" and says "so we gave an A.I. the memory of having divorced parents." He gives it to an engineer with square glases who sees that it has generated art of a sitting childlike figure flanked by two arguing, monstrous dinosaur-like skulls. He comments "Wooooah... this is DARK." Round glasses replies "you think that's good? Wait until you see the one we molested!"
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AP Stylebook warns against anthropomorphizing AI systems: “Avoid language that gives them human characteristics… Instead, explain what a system does, how well it performs, who built it and who could be affected by it.”
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Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics. This is called anthropomorphizing, when we ascribe human traits, emotions or behaviors to non-human things, such as animals or inanimate objects.
Instead, explain what a system does, how well it performs, who built it and who could be affected by it.
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Tristan is painting slowly @tristanwelsh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Bi Day of Visibility!
A Bi goblin exclaiming "wow everyone is hot!"
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