iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Rachel C. @rachelattack.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

What can palliative practices teach us about endings that we can apply to the ongoing extinction event?

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Rachel C. @rachelattack.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

I’ve been falling asleep watching Peepshow and having just horrendous stressful nightmares

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Rachel C. @rachelattack.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Let’s normalize just saying “fatty” instead of “foodie”, no shade just be real

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Rachel C. @rachelattack.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

The 2 streaming services I kept are squeezing me w/ more ads than ever. I don’t know who sports betting & credit card marketing works on, but it’s not pressuring me to upgrade. If the video is 40% advertising, don’t watch it. Have some self respect and read a book, damn

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Rachel C. @rachelattack.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

There’s a strategy for fighting fascists you might have been trained on during COVID! See, what you do is stop everything & look inward for ways to support others w/education & basic needs. Then the gaps are learning opportunities; today in my presentation about #matrianarchy I seek to-

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Rachel C. @rachelattack.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

More like March forth, amirite 😓

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Rachel C. @rachelattack.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Hey what’s the over/under on women being able to vote in 2028?

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Rachel C. @rachelattack.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Just when you thought the American government couldn’t dehumanize children more

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Rachel C. @rachelattack.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Thank you to the whole team at BAASArt this evening who made the Flâneuse ‘25 artists’ talk a seamless and joyful production. I am looking so forward to an extended discussion period mid-March!!! 🤟 TYSM

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Rachel C. @rachelattack.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Aesthetic is not an adjective, it’s a noun. It’s like nails on a chalkboard.

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Rachel C. @rachelattack.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Instead of “pick up the pace” try “you won’t even put on the body to do a fit check, you hog” @trixiemattel.bsky.social

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Rachel C. @rachelattack.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Credit where due; the “there in 40 minutes or it’s free” strategy adds an element of gambling to pizza delivery that is brilliantly effective if evil

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Rachel C. @rachelattack.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

I had a dream Elon Musk was in my bedroom and I had to walk on eggshells around him and he ruined my morning. He told me he couldn’t bust if any of my hair was in the shower, though the dream was at no point sexual.

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Mark Lemley @marklemley.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

"In Chicago, of 92 people arrested for assaulting or impeding officers last fall, 74 cases have resulted in no charges; in 13 cases, charges were filed and dismissed; and five charged cases were still pending. . . there have been no convictions. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

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DoJ cases against protesters keep collapsing as officers’ lies are exposed in court

String of embarrassing defeats for prosecutors as experts condemn DoJ effort to cast people as ‘violent perpetrators’

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Rachel C. @rachelattack.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Are the Olympics still happening? What day is it? Where am I

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Rachel C. @rachelattack.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Russians would have dominated this sad-sack Olympic figure skating cohort. Like, imagine if you didn’t let Isnotreal compete for victimhood gold. There’d be no competition!

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Rachel C. @rachelattack.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

I skated in my teens and have always kept an eye on it despite growing into a (graceful) 6’ monster unable to buy women’s skates at my repulsive scale I watched all short & longs today with reluctance and boy oh boy. Russia would have wiped the floor with this cohort.

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Rachel C. @rachelattack.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Wait Mel Robbin’s kids are named Oakley and Kendall?!!

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Rachel C. @rachelattack.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

In the quiet of the bathroom, warmly smiling to herself. “I have everything I need”, she thought; realizing then she was out of toilet paper

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Rachel C. @rachelattack.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

One from a few weeks ago was grant writing “but not in the gay welfare way” and I was really cookin’. About margerine-ized people being, like, on the margins. Of like, society. And like, of the page. FULL BLEED. It’s a metaphor. Get it?

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Rachel C. @rachelattack.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

I make a voice notes in a series labelled Art Bros where a very stereotypical rich kid drops stone cold facts about grappling with Banksy’s premise being deeply subversive or about how weaving can be made scaled up so it’s manly and corporate and legit

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Rachel C. @rachelattack.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

5°C today Lunar New Year coinciding with first false spring 🙌

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Rachel C. @rachelattack.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

It took 34 years, but I drank out of the brush jar today. It was just watercolours and barely used, but I got some down before realizing

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Rachel C. @rachelattack.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Dog begging for cheese. Join the club, dog, I’m always beggin for cheese. The rest of my time is spent mourning my last cheese and watching for the next cheese opportunity. It’s a lifelong exponential decay of time x proximity to cheese. And the cheese tax accelerates! Corporeally. It’s a lifestyle

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Rachel C. @rachelattack.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

I am clocking the same ~5 Canva display fonts absolutely everywhere in the last couple months. Two absolute slap but the others are 💯 illegible. Agressively illegible. And in different ways! So creative so different

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Rachel C. @rachelattack.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Horoscope: people don’t mean what they say today, nobody is out to get u Me: who, the cat? I know he’s shady. Did my mail lady say something?

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Rachel C. @rachelattack.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Let’s bring back the hot sting of calling a poseur a poseur. I’m old and smart and cool enough to believe in my instincts now. I’m embodied.

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Rachel C. @rachelattack.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

I’m watching a 3rd 3-person interview today and 0/9 guest/presenters were women. It would be so jarring if there was parity in programming, right? But like 85% of my day is interacting with women while surrounded by men👀

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Rachel C. @rachelattack.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Spent all weekend reading horrible things and speculating about, basically, world order. Accountability. I was asked my Aeroplan # at the store, 9 digits I’ve memorized for a few years. Remembered after effort 10mins later en route home. Then I couldn’t remember my postal code right away. Uh oh.

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Rachel C. @rachelattack.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

New lore drop has me missing the days when the tinfoil hat conspiracy was that jet fuel doesn’t melt steel beams. Hey gang! Turns out literally anything is possible. Pick the worst thing you can imagine! It’s worse!

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Rachel C. @rachelattack.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Lol remember when Erika Kirk was like “put the social media down and go be a parent” like iPads were the worst thing to Americans have done to children in recent history

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Rachel C. @rachelattack.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

“Millennials want to walk before they can run” the store owner said to me with a straight face, when I was THIRTY TWO. I got a degree in fine art 10 years ago man, just let me work the gift wrap station

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Rachel C. @rachelattack.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

I’m one of those entitled millennials who got awards for no reason. I received “good at making a mess” 😂 I think I deserved “moved 7 times” but I guess my father ultimately took the category

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Rachel C. @rachelattack.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Chat GPT thinks my cat’s name is Jess and I have no idea why. In my searchable history I have never once used the token “Jess”. His name is Momo, like the Chinese word for kitty.

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Rachel C. @rachelattack.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

I feed my dog healthy scraps - meat bits, eggs, she shares apples and carrots. I felt a little smug but realized it’s not that she eats like a healthy human. It’s because I eat like a dog.

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Rachel C. @rachelattack.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

I’ve always struggled with David Sedaris, I find him so blindingly funny then in the next moment realize he hates women, POC, poor people, little L liberals. I just listened to Adam Buxton’s podcast with him when Calypso came out and I had to turn it off. He is so openly classist and mean spirited

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Rachel C. @rachelattack.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Available for hire, girlfriend experience. Not the dating or sex part but willing to be compensated for the dog and jumpscare videos I’ve curated.

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Rachel C. @rachelattack.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

These Smeg toaster-ass lookin’ Santa Fes are wild

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Rachel C. @rachelattack.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

So happy with my new driver’s license, I’ve always wondered what it’s be like to have survived the Shackleton expedition

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Rachel C. @rachelattack.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

Accepting limerence every couple of years as part of CPTSD is helpful, but go BIGGER - instead of a mid coworker who compliments your 🍑 and offers you ❄️ find yourself a James Acaster-type who is vulnerable, actually funny, cute in an aging way and lives across an ocean with no social media.

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Rachel C. @rachelattack.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

For all of this targeted advertising I get the same 2: one for an ad-free children’s media device, and an Audible ad that suggests if I’m stressed about “meeting my reading goals” I should listen to the Holiday Romance genre while Christmas shopping. YOU HAVE MISSED YOUR MARK, MY DUDES

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Rachel C. @rachelattack.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Is Claudia Winkelman just a sound board?

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Rachel C. @rachelattack.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

“They’ve made a powerful enemy today” okay Deb, but Betty is 63 and her coworker is 17 “They are nobodies around here” I’ve got some bad news, girl

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Rachel C. @rachelattack.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Just saw an FJ Cruiser that looked more like a cartoon of a latte than a vehicle

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Rachel C. @rachelattack.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

@heavyweight.bsky.social I have a haunting experience where I embarrassed myself at (yes, at) John K Sampson and it was so humiliating it ended a friendship and then I moved away from Halifax. Is that anything?

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Rachel C. @rachelattack.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

Just walked over to my wallet laying on the counter and booped it to check how much longer was left on the washing machine timer.

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Rachel C. @rachelattack.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

Does anyone else accidentally mashup I Just Called To Say I Loved You with Feliz Navidad?

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Rachel C. @rachelattack.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

If👏it’s👏not👏a 👏living 👏wage 👏than👏it’s 👏a 👏dying 👏wage

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Rachel C. @rachelattack.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

I wonder how many times that asshole told women their max body count should be one 👀

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