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Katrina T. Lamia

@katrinathelamia.bsky.social
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Just an average Eldritch Abomination dealing with the darkest timeline, and being expected to wear pants Roll for SAN loss, even though it has been ages since I've last eaten 1D4 Investigators per turn She/Her (The standard Eldritch Abomination pronouns)

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Andy P @a-n-d-y.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
🤔 If you make NSFW professionally, doesn't that make it SFW?
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Katrina T. Lamia @katrinathelamia.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
... I'm upset at how well this comic panel works... o.o'
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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
hot kobolds in your area! (give them water!)
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You Mean It's Thursday? @spideythursday.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Frodo: I wish it need not have happened in my time. Gandalf: *Lighting a molotov cocktail* So do all who live to see such times...
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Katrina T. Lamia @katrinathelamia.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
... woke up from being massively dehydrated... fun...
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SNEZKA @snezka-049.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Ponies #scp #scpfoundation #pony #mlp
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
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ceej @ceej.online · 31/07/2025
An embarrassing memory: my first girlfriend and I were pretty inexperienced, which lead to a confusing moment the first time we were intimate because she had never seen a dicknail before. Had to pause and explain that it was normal and some guys don’t have them removed. We need better sex ed
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 30/07/2025
Whenever these LLM guys say they think AGI/artificial superintelligence is in the works it's like hearing someone say that their next toaster is going to break the land speed record
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Katrina T. Lamia @katrinathelamia.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
I have made the same connection here Except none of those censorships or controls would actually do anything to stop/slow/etc. the sex crimes/trafficking that the elite appear to be very clearly guilty of engaging in. It is clear "looking good for the camera; being a douche off camera" dealio
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
listen bro this is so embarrassing i've uh i've imprinted on you yeah yeah like a baby duck no NO LISTEN LISTEN,, INTELLECTUALLY -- Can I talk? Can I just talk for like A MINUTE, i swear, and then you can say your piece okay so INTELLECTUALLY i know you are not my mom but
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Ari Cohn @aricohn.com · 28/07/2025
t's amazing how this is from more than 20 years ago but very well could have been from today.
Cartoon with corporate media asking U.S. Government how it would like "Control of Internet Speech" wrapped: Anti-terrorism or protect kids
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Lilith Ferreyra-Carroll @trasinscneach.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Apparently the UK adult verification thing has basically banned blind people from half of the internet because they can't use the verification system 🫣
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Katrina T. Lamia @katrinathelamia.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
... okay, I RALLY need to do laundry... My dirty laundry pile has started to smell like Penicillin I mean, I've made Penicillin in the fridge (as has everybody)--but to have dirty clothes smell like Antibiotics? ... yeah... not good...
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Katrina T. Lamia @katrinathelamia.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Okay... so the fight against being dehydrated is going okayish right now. It is still touch and go here
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Katrina T. Lamia @katrinathelamia.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
... wow... a dead day... that is... actually kind of inspiring about how much I am actually improving... o.o'
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Becky Hopkins @beckyhop13.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Next time anyone complains about the "female gaze" and uses Generic Muscle Man #3,469 as an example, I insist we direct them to the competitors in any given Tumblr Sexyman competition.
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Lich's Fart Crystal Phylactery @slugworlds.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
before every at bat the pitcher should have to recite a unique epic poem they wrote for that player specifically about how they'll never get a hit and the batter has to recite one back about how far they're going to hit it
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Katrina T. Lamia @katrinathelamia.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Eh... Labubu aren't a thing I find too interesting That being said--it does seem weird to attack people for enjoying them. "Oh no--somebody else is feeling joy, and I am not; clearly I think the correct answer is to make it so there is no joy"
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 20/07/2025
all timer start to a movie
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Katrina T. Lamia @katrinathelamia.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
... losing the battle against hydration...
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Katrina T. Lamia @katrinathelamia.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
... I mean, its true, but you shouldn't say it out loud...
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
You can teach a doctor to lead a man to an apple but you can't horse away a fish drink
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Katrina T. Lamia @katrinathelamia.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Proclaim it from the mountain tops
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Panel 1: A pink-cloak-clad RPG healer with a cross staff is looking to her right. She says "DPS, how are you doing??"
Panel 2: The DPS, a character with yellow crosshair eyes, long dark purple gloves and blue boots, and a katana, is keeled over, leaning on one knee. A little under half of his health bar is gone and he is bleeding a bit from his mouth. He responds "Not great. One of the attacks skimmed me."
Panel 3: The healer turns her head to look to her left. She says "Tank, how about you??"
Panel 4: The purple-clad tank, his face and head cloaked in shadow, is smiling wide through the shadow and giving a thumbs up. His legs are rooted to the ground with thick vines, parts of him are on fire, electricity is running along his body, and a foul miasma eminates from him. He his only a smidge of health left, and a bit of shield. Around him are status effects: Poisoned, Paralyzed, Frightened, Burned, Cold, Cursed.
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Katrina T. Lamia @katrinathelamia.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
My "Mystery Men" DVD came in today This movie was so ahead of its time. It is great--but it was released before the audience that could appreciate it was around for it
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Katrina T. Lamia @katrinathelamia.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
"Chemicals in the water making the raptors gay" -- Dr. Grant in Jurassic Park... prolly
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I'm feeling grumpy, so in an attempt to change that I am posting these old fake Antiques Roadshow pictures that make me laugh
Appraiser touching a coat. Caption: coat that if touched loses all value $0-$0Model plane. Caption: plane from when people were smaller $22,000-$30,000 (in big people money)A mirror in which you can see the photographer. Caption: photographer trapped in mirror. $5,000-$6,000Appraiser and man both laughing, looking at some weird bowls. Caption: bowls that make you laugh $350-$500
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I know what rock bottom feels like. At the height of my Lego addiction I bought the Stranger Things Lego.
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roy 朗井 @live.from.roys.house · 18/07/2025
An image of white-on-black text that reads:

"For the sake of transparency, I have retracted my earlier post saying "groceries time".

After making this post, I realized I still have bread in the freezer, so I don't actually need to go out to get new groceries yet.

I apologize for any confusion I may have caused.

Thank you."
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Katrina T. Lamia @katrinathelamia.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Maybe Epstein and Trump were secretly closeted gay lovers? Imagine being in a secret ghey relationship w/ somebody who was trafficking teenage girls? Imagine being outed as MEGA MAD GAY and only pretending to be into women due to your former GAY SEX PARTNER getting arrested for international crime?
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Katrina T. Lamia @katrinathelamia.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I should note, that a contributing factor to the people using "people on this website cannot take a joke" as a smokescreen rising appears to largely be the cases where it is legit having a limited amount of times they can happen due to the legit cases being filtered away from actual jokes
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Katrina T. Lamia @katrinathelamia.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I'm noticing that like ~73% of the people being all "people on BlueSky cannot take a joke" are assholes who were not joking and were absolutely called out, using the ~24% of the other times as a smokescreen for their nonsense The number of people using it as a smokescreen has been slowly rising
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Katrina T. Lamia @katrinathelamia.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Them: My family and friends love me Me: My family is a bunch of fscking assholes. Their dislike for me is not indication of me being a good person, but it indicates I'm not as bad as they are, at least My friends use me as a canary in a coal-mine in order to avoid abusive environments
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Katrina T. Lamia @katrinathelamia.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Wow... that was the longest interaction I've had with a person trying to claim that "because I'm using a nice tone; I must be the one who is behaving nice in this interaction" Lots of corpo-speak out of that person
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Katrina T. Lamia @katrinathelamia.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
If you see this, quote-post with a robot that isn't from Star Wars or Trek, Dr. Who, or Transformers.
Kryten from the Cult Classic show "Red Dwarf"--that somehow is niche, no matter how much vocal support I see from people who love the crap out of it online

He is always a treat to see doing stuff whenever he is on screen. His presence is just another part of the delight the show brings
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SILVERJET @silverjet.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
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Cat with text: even a gangsta like me need a forehead kiss sometimes
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Katrina T. Lamia @katrinathelamia.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Annoyed that I am merely just making progress with various things I am working on... and not fully complete on them >.>'
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Katrina T. Lamia @katrinathelamia.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
You know what? I _SHOULD_ write that spicy fanfic about Cranky Kong and Abraham Simpson meeting up and getting romantically involved underneath the Springfield Lemon Tree Maybe at some kind jovialant celebration around lemons too!
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DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
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Katrina T. Lamia @katrinathelamia.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Ever be so dehydrated it is like you have diarrhea from the front? ... this is either dehydration, or my kidneys are shutting down... Either way, look forward to not being kept posted or any updates
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Katrina T. Lamia @katrinathelamia.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Looks like it is hot enough in enough places to cause people to be excessively belligerent So, I'm going to attempt to leave BlueSky alone for a bit. Not necessarily _succeed_ though. Just make a few attempts with varying levels of failure
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Paulina Ganucheau @paulinaganucheau.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
some days
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onion person @junlper.beer · 15/07/2025
it’s so cool how almost everything is a scam and is simulatenously killing us
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
I have gotten to be educational to a colleague that needs learn to think a bit differently. Them: If it's broken, they should fix it. Simple as that. Me: It's "broken" relative to a kind of work that they aren't doing. What you need to do is establish whether it's fine for what they ARE doing.
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