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Came here as an alternative to FB. Puns are the way out of our continuous acrimony.

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timwalshaw.bsky.social @timwalshaw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Not my personal favourite, but, those Guillermo del Toro advertisements for Patron are just fantastic.
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timwalshaw.bsky.social @timwalshaw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Freeman 0 for 4 coming up top 9th in Atlanta down a run. Who wrote this script?
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timwalshaw.bsky.social @timwalshaw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Way this games going they should walk Feduccia to get to Ohtani
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timwalshaw.bsky.social @timwalshaw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Now THAT'S the Tyler Glasgow I remember. Strikes out the side to bounce back from a 3 run 1st inning. Shades of Skubals last start. Hope that keeps up
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timwalshaw.bsky.social @timwalshaw.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Dodgers organist playing Nina when Sanchez strikes out looking is A level trolling
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timwalshaw.bsky.social @timwalshaw.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Dept. Of Interior Grills Up Nation’s Remaining Endangered Species — theonion.com/dept-of-inte.... The Onion is usually good for a chuckle but I laughed so very hard at this one.
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Dept. Of Interior Grills Up Nation’s Remaining Endangered Species
WASHINGTON—With fragrant smoke wafting down Pennsylvania Avenue as a line of administration officials and VIPs stretched around the block, sources reported Saturday that leadership at the U.S. Departm...
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timwalshaw.bsky.social @timwalshaw.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Shohei struggling recently, turns out all he needed was Miggy Ro on base to unlock the swing. Obviously Rojas will be leadoff from now on.
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timwalshaw.bsky.social @timwalshaw.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Loading the bases was an interesting choice
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timwalshaw.bsky.social @timwalshaw.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Ohtani is terrible tonight so our hopes rest on Feduccia.
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timwalshaw.bsky.social @timwalshaw.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The biggest difference between Rorsvedts challenge and Edmans is that Rorsvedts could have ended the inning whereas Tommy's ended the teams ability to challenge to still be at bat
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timwalshaw.bsky.social @timwalshaw.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Dependable Díaz is also fun to watch.
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timwalshaw.bsky.social @timwalshaw.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Dependable Tanner Scott is a lot more fun to watch than the other one.
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timwalshaw.bsky.social @timwalshaw.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I went for a walk.
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timwalshaw.bsky.social @timwalshaw.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Paraguay beating Germany - on penalties - was on nobody's bingo card.
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timwalshaw.bsky.social @timwalshaw.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Canada is off to the next round of World Cup soccer. Fans are allowed to be excited. But this is not in fact the farthest the team has ever gone because FIFA expanded it this year. Rd of 32 is where we were last 2 times.
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timwalshaw.bsky.social @timwalshaw.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
This is a civilized way to start the day
A breakfast tray with coffee and a custard tart
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timwalshaw.bsky.social @timwalshaw.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Lots going on in the world but I'm still taking a victory lap for finishing installing the new flooring in the first of 3 bedrooms.
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timwalshaw.bsky.social @timwalshaw.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Since nobody asked, 3 on 3 overtime in hockey is an abomination at the medal round.
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timwalshaw.bsky.social @timwalshaw.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
If you walk in an Irish pub and you order Tullamore Dew and a Kilkenny, and they don't have either, you should be allowed to revoke their status to simply Pub.
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Phases of the Moon.
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timwalshaw.bsky.social @timwalshaw.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I've been keeping an eye out for Vancouver Island Ptarmigan for years. Today I almost missed them skiing.
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timwalshaw.bsky.social @timwalshaw.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Of all the nights for the Nakatomi Plaza to suffer this outrage, Christmas Eve is just so so cruel.
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timwalshaw.bsky.social @timwalshaw.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Say what you will about #MLB postseason, they put 4 rounds and 16 teams into a single month and 2 days.
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timwalshaw.bsky.social @timwalshaw.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Not sure about the US broadcast but in Canada the #WorldSeries is on Sportsnet Canada, (owned by cable firm Rogers, who also own the Blue Jays). Last night in the middle of the 9th they did not cut to commercial, and instead rolled throughout the break, taking in all the drama of the moment.
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timwalshaw.bsky.social @timwalshaw.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
#LADodgers win back to back for the first time since 2001! I've watched my team lose and win for years. This was the toughest win and the best postseason I've ever seen.
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timwalshaw.bsky.social @timwalshaw.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
#BlueJays fans you were amazing all series. It sucks that someone had to lose but you all did your part.
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timwalshaw.bsky.social @timwalshaw.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Of course rally hats and wearing your hoodie inside out is a silly superstition with no bearing on the game. But this is what I wore after inning 6. Max Muncy, Miggy Ro, Will Smith, Andy Pages, Mookie Betts, Emmet Sheehan, Blake Snell and Yoshinobu Yamamoto and #LA Dodgers you're welcome.
Old guy in an inside out hoodie stands before Tv showing Dodgers win
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timwalshaw.bsky.social @timwalshaw.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I agree with the #Sportsnet announcers that whatever the time rules are for Shohei taking the mound, it should be obvious BEFORE the game starts.
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timwalshaw.bsky.social @timwalshaw.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Of course, wearing your hoodie inside out is a silly superstition that cannot have any bearing on a baseball game being played 3 time zones away. But this is what I wore for the bottom of the 9th of Game 6. Tyler Glasnow, you are welcome.
A zippers hoodie inside out
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timwalshaw.bsky.social @timwalshaw.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
#LADodgers got the win over the #BlueJays but both teams were champions tonight. What....a...(Profanity) ...game.
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timwalshaw.bsky.social @timwalshaw.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Of course rally hats are a silly superstition that has no effect on the game. So is turning your sweater inside out. But this is what I was wearing when the #LADodgers won in the 18th. Freddie, you are welcome.
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Secret Base @secretbase.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Welcome to Dorktown Mayor, Shohei Ohtani
chart with title 10/17/25 dodgers-brewers

y-axis is total bases
x-axis is at-bats
shohei ohtani is plotted high and to the left with 12 total bases in 3 at-bats
the brewers (an entire mlb organization) against the opposing starting p;itcher, who happened to be shohei ohtani, are at bottom right with 3 hits in 19 at-bats
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timwalshaw.bsky.social @timwalshaw.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Of course rally hats are a silly superstition with no bearing on the game. But this is what I was wearing when Pages broke his bat and Kim scored on a mis-throw. You're welcome #LADodgers.
An old man wears his hat upside down.
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timwalshaw.bsky.social @timwalshaw.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
I'm not usually angry when my team wins, but when I am, it's probably the #LADodgers.
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timwalshaw.bsky.social @timwalshaw.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Watching the Dodgers bullpen close a game is like watching a paramedic perform the Heimlich manoeuvre in reverse.
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timwalshaw.bsky.social @timwalshaw.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
My dishwasher flooded. Several DIY you tube and Reddit searches later still no good. I took it apart and found a ripped tube connecting drain to pump. The replacement tube at the hardware store cost 1% of the price of a new dishwasher.
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timwalshaw.bsky.social @timwalshaw.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
All the folks sharing the meme about animals never letting the dumbest members lead the group are missing out on lemming metaphors.
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timwalshaw.bsky.social @timwalshaw.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
What if we did fish tacos, only it was Peking Duck? There is no way I am the first to ask this question.
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timwalshaw.bsky.social @timwalshaw.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
I went on a road trip.
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timwalshaw.bsky.social @timwalshaw.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
1. Heart of Darkness 2. For Whom the Bell Tolls 3. East of Eden 4. Animal Farm 5. If you made it this far, you might need Me Boston Official Bartender's Guide
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timwalshaw.bsky.social @timwalshaw.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Stag party at the parking lot.
3 black tailed deer graze at a dirt parking lot.
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timwalshaw.bsky.social @timwalshaw.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Padres Dodgers sounded like a postseason game, especially in the 9th. When you get amped up watching it on TV you just know it was a blast in the stands. Also, watching Machado give the ump a piece of his mind should cement mandatory ump cams for eternity.
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timwalshaw.bsky.social @timwalshaw.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Obviously, rally hats are a silly superstition with no bearing on the game. But I wore this for the bottom of the 10th. You're welcome, Max Muncy.
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timwalshaw.bsky.social @timwalshaw.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
The Edmonton Oilers are Canada's remaining Stanley Cup contender. By what is surely a mere coincidence, the Oilers were the only Canadian contender in this round who did not have a player on Team USA in the 4 Nations tournament.
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timwalshaw.bsky.social @timwalshaw.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Another sign of the approaching summer is the annual ritual of the Toronto Maple Leafs gutting their fans by getting eliminated from Stanley Cup contention in their typical lackadaisical fashion.
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timwalshaw.bsky.social @timwalshaw.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
OK Dodgers, you blew a lead, came back and Ohtani just gave you the lead back. Let's not blow it again OK?
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timwalshaw.bsky.social @timwalshaw.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Comment on Canadian campaign politics here. Canada's Liberal Party has a strong Bluesky game. They're in it to win it daily. The NDP is basically Charlie Angus and he's not even running this year. The Conservatives, if they know this site exists, seem to be ignoring it. Greens? Anyone?
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timwalshaw.bsky.social @timwalshaw.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Mookie walking off in the 10th is what Dodgers baseball is all about.
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timwalshaw.bsky.social @timwalshaw.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Election in Canada! A quick primer for Bluesky folks who had better things to do than read about our political parties. Written for a US audience. Because while words like conservative and liberal have a connotation everywhere, here they are the names of the 2 biggest parties (for now).
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timwalshaw.bsky.social @timwalshaw.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Case in point: Joanne Elbows Up wants us to obliterate the Canadian party she doesn't like to show Progressive Americans how it's done.
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