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enjoys being taken by voids for all eternity and long walks on the beach [it/its]

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Petter Häggholm @haggholm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Brave Sir Robinette, who had nearly fought the Dragon of Angnor, who had nearly stood up to the vicious Bibi of Tel Aviv, …
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third wheel @11828appelstall.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
lets eat penis
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third wheel @11828appelstall.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
lets get retarded low key
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third wheel @11828appelstall.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
lets eat pussy
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deus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm broke.
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
😭😭😭😭
Cmonmack @Cmonmack2 • 3d
I just typed this into my phone and l've never been more terrified of technology in my life
Show this thread
I am your phone
1 am coming to kill you
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Serpent_x @zorrito.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
"Mr. President, you did 9/11."
Andrew Card whispering, "America is under attack" into Bush's ear
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nemaxilb @nemaxilb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
if your game doesn't have an option to switch audio sources it's legal to kill you
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 04/09/2026
"I Hate To Admit It But It Feels So Good!!" These Girls Absolutely Don't Want To Fuck These Losers But Now They Have To In A Shameful Fuck Fest!! It Makes Her Sad, It Makes Her Ashamed, But It Felt So Good That She Was On The Verge Of Cumming So Many Times That It Was All She Could Do To Resist Havi
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nemaxilb @nemaxilb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
they're trying to erase my memories and i couldnt be happier
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
[passive aggressive magician]: oh so NOW you see me
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This user is a dead body @fuck-my-pissy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i work at the suicide hotline (outgoing calls department)
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The Provocateur @vegananimallover.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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nemaxilb @nemaxilb.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
why do i gotta be a person instead of a squirrel running through the snow
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coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
i have a name you assholes
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vapors of the chasm @snakeroot.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Let's steal a yacht and 50 years worth of food and water and vanish into the secret part of the Pacific
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Jess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
heartwarming! asthmatic child faces 3.5 gram blunt
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nemaxilb @nemaxilb.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
GADZOOKS!
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nemaxilb @nemaxilb.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
what's this "6 foot rope" thing i've been hearing about?
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nemaxilb @nemaxilb.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
can we get this to 100,0000 likes guys
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nemaxilb @nemaxilb.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
if i was a ghost i would be chill idk why they're all like that
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nemaxilb @nemaxilb.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
i (braless) just made my husband a sandwich (not asked for) with chips right as he got a double kill on bot lane so how is your day going?
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nemaxilb @nemaxilb.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
the manchurian ramen
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
hundred point plan to get out of bed
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
(AI New Yorker): Hello—I'm not just here, I'm walking
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nemaxilb @nemaxilb.bsky.social · 25/03/2024
sorry sugarcakes, but i'm just gonna scurry out of your field of view even faster if you whip your head around like that
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nemaxilb @nemaxilb.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
idk about you guys but money would probably buy me happiness. never working again and spending 23 hours a day in a hottub definitely would fix all my problems
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nemaxilb @nemaxilb.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
anyone who says Woke 1 in any context no matter their political beliefs should be buried alive
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nemaxilb @nemaxilb.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Reddit post in r/shittyfoodporn titled "Eating tilapia head while watching Barbie and the Magic of Pegasus 😌"

The attached image is exactly what yoy'd expect, and the fish head looks particularly zombie-like
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nemaxilb @nemaxilb.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
#pathetic #pitiful #pitiable #miserable #poor #wretched #piteous #sorry
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penny mason @rosegxldheart.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
what if we blasted 6 foot ropes of Friendship. 6 foot long chains of Love
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 11/08/2026
if i ever blasted a 6 foot rope my wife would literally scream at me for making a mess after she just cleaned, and i’d be in huge trouble
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Jess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
my goal in life is to basically do nothing as much as possible
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nemaxilb @nemaxilb.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
lets not pretend you wouldn't have pressed the Horror Doomsday Torture Us All button too if you had the ability
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 14/07/2026
nice joke, lol, reminds me of this unrelated political thing i can’t stop talking about
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Are coyotes a big deal in your social circle
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third wheel @11828appelstall.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
guys daddy is inside each of us
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balenciaga mcdonalds @femalerespecter69.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
lets take a light and responsible dose of stimulants and lead normal and productive lives you guys
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lynn @chordbug.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
fixed your headline
A hit song on the Billboard 100 charts is termed *$k$-good* if it is _ever_ in a weekly top-$k$, and *$k$-immediate* if it _debuts_ in the top-$k$.


An artist is *$(n,k)$-Olivian* if their $n$ first $k$-good hits are all also $k$-immediate.

*Headline 1.* Olivia Rodrigo is the first $(10,10)$-Olivian woman.
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third wheel @11828appelstall.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
sorry ahh car crashes at you sorry car crashes at you im so sorry car crash
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nemaxilb @nemaxilb.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
femtanyl, HEAD UP
Don't go crying to your mommy like yo' shit don't fuckin stink
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vapors of the chasm @snakeroot.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
All roads lead to various shit
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nemaxilb @nemaxilb.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
im now the best worst jermas big adventure player in the known universe youtu.be/BvDScU8A0Ec?...
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*WR* Jerma's Big Adventure Worst Stream% and Jex% 5:32.824
YouTube video by Creashaks
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nemaxilb @nemaxilb.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Oh my god we're gonna have to hear shit from lindsay graham's wife for the next month arent we
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vapors of the chasm @snakeroot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham dying is just a distraction from the Epstein files
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nemaxilb @nemaxilb.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
what am i? some kinda lib? of tiktok?
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