Reposted by rilrEmily (spooky) @emilyrose.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Cooking at home isn’t a “hack,” and it definitely isn’t a new discovery. It’s so common that most houses actually come with a dedicated room just for that purpose. 41673145
Reposted by rilrchira 🎋 @artofchira.bsky.social · 24/05/2026"this piece of media has gross stuff in it" man damn that sucks, did you talk to your mom about how the parental controls aren't working 698643809
Reposted by rilr𖠌ABI҉G👻IL⚧N꩜NK𖠌 @abigailnonk.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Happy Baturday to each of you! I hope it is filled with good and cozy vibes ♡🦇♥︎ 2163
Reposted by rilrRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 09/04/2026when i think about "peak" Twitter, I think of this post 242920267
Reposted by rilrWraith LaFrentz 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you. 58104842194
Reposted by rilrali alkhatib @ali-alkhatib.com · 19/02/2026in america, if you go over your 3 minute allotment to speak, men with guns come to take you away. 396133166
Reposted by rilrNovelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 20/12/2025nice argument. unfortunately for you i have already portrayed you as the passed out and drooling sleeptime bear and me as the alert, confident and powerful throat cooler koala 221903344
Reposted by rilrAlice Averlong 🏳️⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 28/10/2025for some reason back in 2017, I decided to make a website to make fake video game screenshots. This was a good idea and made a lot of people laugh. Here's to the Death Generator, eight years and 270ish games later! deathgenerator.com 712852979
Reposted by rilrweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 23/10/2025I'm at the beginning of my rope. I'm doing great. 251492191
Reposted by rilrSimon's Cat @simonscatofficial.bsky.social · 21/10/2025they are eating my food dad 11110993
Reposted by rilrJustseeds Artists' Cooperative @justseeds.bsky.social · 21/10/2025New risograph from Australian illustrator and unionist Sam Wallman in the shop! justseeds.org/product/what... 404420921
Reposted by rilrbubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 05/09/2025the strawberry-wanter has logged on 104055748
Reposted by rilrslop enjoyer @slop.guru · 30/08/2025nobody has seen the president in three days [burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy 220110111608
Reposted by rilrDaniel Deng @ddengart.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Mario Kart World Illustrations 86131393622
Reposted by rilrJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 12/08/2025There should be a smaller scale lottery. Like, I guess the number you’re thinking of and you give me $20 1322642
Reposted by rilrThe great Barbossa @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 28/07/2025rumors have been going around recently that I can be killed with guns. that is completely false so don't even bother trying. 320021
Reposted by rilrMax Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 24/07/2025This is great news, but it's so fucking wild this is considered a bold, or ambitious position. The people of Palestine deserve self-determination and political rights--like everyone on the planet. 10818108
Reposted by rilrKelson Thomas (poped up) @kelson.bsky.social · 09/06/2025mike is short for micycle 4626
Reposted by rilrambie nickelspooki✨ @trashxbandicoot.bsky.social · 09/06/2025good morning friends 💚✨ 82280495784
Reposted by rilrregular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 08/06/2025average ICE agent 13604136
Reposted by rilrslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 06/06/2025i’m joining the war of oligarchs on the side of throwing a chair into the ring 51435
Reposted by rilrpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Notice how Super Mario and all his supposed “enemies” are happy to get together and go go-kart racing? Wake up. It’s all kayfabe 7272841026
Reposted by rilrslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 06/06/2025bring back duels to settle political beefs 923923
Reposted by rilrpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 01/06/2025Guy who knew the guy Frankenstein’s dick came from seeing Frankenstein nude: “Hey is that Hank’s dick??” 451997199
Reposted by rilrKeith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 01/06/2025Somebody please help me get a job at the Pokemon company I have a really good idea for a Pokemon (mewthree) 1736427
Reposted by rilral-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 29/05/2025it’s actually dr. whom btw 1644980
Reposted by rilrBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/05/2025You have 300 people sending you secret messages through the microwave? Stop bragging. 530712
Reposted by rilrsoul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 18/05/2025wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened? 72202584588
Reposted by rilrMachinePix @machinepix.bsky.social · 19/05/2025Slow-motion of "Purdubik's Cube"—Purdue University students' Rubik's Cube solver—setting a world record of 103 milliseconds. 29829
Reposted by rilrjosher @wokedilbert.bsky.social · 18/05/2025even funnier that Joe wanted to run for a second term now 5939016
Reposted by rilrjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Dare me to try and grab this cop's sword out of his scabbard? 211587104
Reposted by rilronion person @junlper.beer · 16/05/2025i love the band BADBADNOTGOOD because they’re immediately clockable in public since they’re the only notable band these days that have piano solo riffs 2872721
Reposted by rilrEnigmatic White Woman @worstgirleva.bsky.social · 15/05/2025why are you dying on that hill. it's lame and pedestrian. why don't you die on my hill which is cool and awesome because i'm there. come to my hill. to die on. you have to die on it. on my hill 010633
Reposted by rilrThe Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 15/05/2025If your sexuality is threatened by something as simple as a guy wearing nail polish I'm sorry but you're a weak man 304168051995
Reposted by rilrRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 16/05/2025as a 3rd amendment absolutist i don't believe it is legal to quarter soldiers anywhere. including barracks. the entire armed forces should be sleeping rough in the woods or skid row at all times. 652211162
Reposted by rilracabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 15/05/2025i asked my grampa what it would cost to make a fleet today. i will never forget his answer… “we can’t, we don’t know how" 0451
Reposted by rilrEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 15/05/2025Fleets were such a good feature on Twitter. Insane temporary public Instagram stories but on Twitter were the best. A real art form 1725514
Reposted by rilrkate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 14/05/2025This is what Snyder fans want: 2224422