I'm just a normal functioning member of the human race and there's no way anyone can prove otherwise

Writer and editor. Host of the newsletter Porch Party (sign up! porchpartynews.com). Ex @PostOpinions @CNN @BostonGlobe @BloomsburyUSA. Sometime poet & translat

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Jaded about tech

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Soap operas, superheroes, k-pop, & random bits of vintage pop culture. Gen Xer 🏳️‍🌈

Professional table pounder. Amateur opinion haver. Likes technology and sports. Loves dogs. Smells good. Asymmetric in training.

I like pie and when you make me laugh

Tarot reader, eclectic mystic and Jewish heretic, sometime gamer and nerd, cat lover, gay fashionista, and genderqueer trans man (he/him). Married to Freddie M

Bisexual dodger/LA Queens/kraken fan. Leftist. Taylor Swift. Heated Rivalry. She/they My heart is shaped like a baseball - Gavin Lux

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Here to follow interesting folks and learn about various topics that interest me. Not a poster/sharer of much. You probably don't want to follow me, I'm just on

Irish in Paris. (He/Him) ; Born at 345 ppm, currently 427 ppm 🚨🚨🚨

Dad (of 2) - Pronouns (he/him/any) - NJ (Pork Roll) - Korea (South) - Games (video, ttrpg) - Sports (NY Rangers, Philly Union, Birbs) - Loves (partner, his kids

Movies (Letterboxd account Grimmx87). Hockey. LGRW Football (Steelers, Lions, Michigan) Punk Rock.

Whatever post prompted you to follow me was probably atypical. Apologies in advance.

32; they/them; queer & fat & full of love

Gov worker in environmental compliance. Used to have hobbies, now have kids.

Empor, the gayest tapir on the entire interwebs (he/him, 29) Avatar by @uromatsu.bsky.social Go here for music https://deepsrepus.bandcamp.com/ Go here for son

Proudest of the posts I didn’t send.

As retired as humanly possible. Fan of the sport of professional cycling. I miss Paul Sherwen.

audhd optician 🤓 who likes facts and democracy 💙

The X is for sandwiches.

Failed visionary. Waiting on the miracle, like Go-Gurt but to stay.

Blue soul, ruby lips

Winner of the 1934 Nobel Prize in Necromancy. He/him. I have tattoos old enough to drink. I block AI slop. Feel free to add me to whatever "anti-tech" bullshi

Bivocational, bilingüe, bicycling / Minister / Spanish teacher / East Nash / Go Rebdorateers

Full stack web developer. Climber. Cat lover.

i'm the most RESPECTFUL transsexual journalist in the world™ @khronos.world tightpussy.shop katea.gay she/her people i've turned trans: 266

“The car’s on fire and there’s no driver at the wheel.” Don’t bother following me hoping I’ll follow back. I don’t play that game.

#CPhT Ex-team lead looking for a remote position in an administrative role; job hunting since March 2026; no income since May 2026; democratic socialist, MedTwi

Save what we love. I repost a lot. I like to amplify. The flower in my avatar is a cereus, or orchid cactus. The banner is my cat Madmartigan’s paw on a knittin

Giant nerd. I will like your selfies and reblog your pets. Jacobite Pretender for Tumblr clout. DNI if Jim Sensenbrenner I use a pronoun labler and would lik

Furious about politics; in love w/#BlackSails "I am ENRAGED!" Dogs Jokes, good & bad Banwen in Sindarin She/her Chicagoland ❌️👑

Public defender. Movies/TV/figure skating/dumb celeb stuff. I usually like things I don’t hate.

Infectious disease epidemiologist in the public sector, EIDs, Outbreaks, Zoonoses, Virginia Tech and Pitt grad, UMD Public Health adjunct faculty, Smash All F

"I guess they'll let anybody be a saint, even an atheist." ~ Me, I said that Retired Carny | Retired Technical Writer | Actively-Rabid Anti-Republican (ever

erocy.world | seattle, wa | alt pop diy

Queer Coloradan and gay icon. I buy zoos and hate Pentatonix. Very Capricorn. Straight ally. Forklift-certified in eighteen states.

Mildly hinged.

Originated the role of Vic Flange in CARRY ON ABROAD. He/him. Canadian.

Senior Lecturer. Reviews editor. Union Thug. ADHD haver. Writing a history of Australian empire. Pessimism of the intellect, optimism of the will. Tweets mine.

Movie collector for ~39 yrs: Pre-Code love. Dead--but I'm not dead yet--language familiarity. Demi-horticulturalist. Car-free commuting since 1977; internal com

Dad, teacher, bikes, buses, trains, libraries, Jew for a free 🇵🇸, He/Him, Cops always lie. Retweeter, not a Faver.

I have too many dogs for a sensible person One of the Aotearoa NZ Twitter exodus Mother: Invercargill, father: Simmesport La. Ngāi Tahu, Kāti Māmoe, Cajun, Pāk

What kind of kitten befriends a giraffe? #FerretTree

Actor /Artist /Writer/Daddy Lvl 52 ~ Minimalist/Humanist/Humorist Recovered Beat Poet 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️safe; 🔞No Minors, DNI 📍NYC

Every repost is cursed. Bots don't add alt text. Mute people who turn off both replies and quotes to their posts. They want to be left alone with their thoughts

i am a museum of everything i've ever loved (I AM 44 YEARS OLD) venmo/paypal: @lifeisterrible cash app: $lifeisterrible patreon: patreon.com/B474 all li

40 something uni student, advocate for disabled kids / kids in care, plant appreciator, crochet artist, fat lady, and mum to the awesome Thunder Boy. (she/her)

Zen: Monet's garden https://www.cbsnews.com/video/nature-monets-garden/ Slava Ukraini!! Do not follow me if you have zero posts. Do not DM me. Do not solici

I will always belong to my beloved little dog Percy, 2010 - 2024. | Antifascist | She/her | I enjoy cooking and getting fascists thrown off social media. #SanFr

29, He/They Freelance games crit, JtoE TL. Sr. Editor @RPGSite.net; bylines at @kotaku.com, @GameInformer.com, @respec.net, @UploadVR.com, @videogameschronicle.

Assistant Prof Philosophy & Data Sci. PhD Sci., Technology, & Society MA Philosophy & Religious Studies "AI" Criticality; Centering Marginalized Exp. in Tech;

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❤️‍🩹Hope is a discipline. 💀Capitalism is a death cult. 🍉Solidarity is the antidote to fascism. Awakening 🙈🤩 Living 🐈🪴🌌 Loving ♾️🏳️‍🌈 Raising a teen �

I dissent

I like to read She/her I asked my kid to draw me a profile picture that would upset people that get angry about gay rainbows. A person is wearing a rainbow hat

I AM ANTIFA, #neurodivergent, MADD, ADHD, OCD, HSP, Autism Spectrum, Empath w/ a Low Tolerance for BS .. "radical" left .. Atheist .. ZERO Tolerance for Fuckwit

Good intentions, questionable methods. The Mother of Dad Jokes™️. Recovering academic turned shitposter 🇵🇸 (they/she)🏳️‍🌈 avi 🎨 by @geraldinepiche.bsky.s

aka ElizaDeath Taylor. Writer and roller derby athlete in the greater Seattle area, Seattle sports fan/degenerate, astro babe, AJ Barner appreciator. Strong opi

20something. grad student. reply gal. the ace flag pfp is not just a joke.

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red diaper baby

she. from the 80s. reforming ☢️ discord: rif.161 mostly autodidactic in: political linguistics🏴 san diego 👩🏻‍🦼‍➡️ VERY AUTISTIC #1 US Carrlyn AND Quinton

i'm a runner now i guess.

Beatnik layabout

The Costco Mae Martin // sports, socialism, sapphics. // they/them // LAX/TUL/NYC // reps: Established Artists, Feral Talent // pfp: blonde enby annoyed at a Sp

rando in the middle of the Pacific if you’re surprised by cat reposts, idk what to tell you

Fan account. Forever a Washington Capital and Stanley Cup Champion beard. The mighty of the man, the best of the Beast. Reminder: this is a fan account.

24 yr old tomboy lesbian just trying my best to live in San Francisco after fleeing transphobic persecution. I can read Japanese pretty well & I play guitar. St

Just here to doomscroll

writer, poet, editor (Liminality) burlesque producer & host (Viscous & Tingle) 🌈🦓, 🧶, freelance alchemist, ornamental hermit. habitat restoration as tikkun

Everything I do got to be funky.

writer | husband | father | geek

Electrical Engineer | Martial Arts Instructor | Goalkeeper | Packers Fan | Sooner | Theatre Geek | Half-Decent Home Improvement

God's perfect idiot & abomination unto Nuggan. Also a space pirate. Flexible on pronouns. Collecting every appearance of Power Pack. Not http://weregeek.com.

Art adjacent / under the anxiety of influence / irretrievably weird https://meanwell.ca/ #BLM #EveryChildMatters #TransRightsAreHumanRights #tkarónto

Snack motivated.

Writer/editor in semirural Minnesota trying to reschedule the end times (she/her) I do not repost images without alt text, and I will not share your substack a

Wait hold on someone's reading this? That is a he/him tower viewer.

trade unionist | greenie | columbophile | father Often ignore and/or block anonymous accounts danielcrute.au

I'm a nerdy 30year old trans girl trans lesbian she/her 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ i adore fallout new vegas I adore vampire the masquerade and the world of darkness Iadore w

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A day late and a dollar short

America is under fascist/police occupation. ACAB

Father, Builder, Maker, Abolitionist, Anti-capitalist. He/Him/It