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Publius Maximus

@publiusmaximus.bsky.social
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Giant nerd. I will like your selfies and reblog your pets. Jacobite Pretender for Tumblr clout. DNI if Jim Sensenbrenner I use a pronoun labler and would like if you did too: bsky.app/profile/pronounpicker.ripp…

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Seattle Department of Transportation @transportation.seattle.gov · 5h
Halloween is coming. You don’t have to go to a “trunk-or-treat” event in Seattle! You can close your neighborhood street to through-traffic – for free! Trick-or-Streets permits are free and easy to get. Join here: seattle.gov/transportation/trick-or-streets
The ancient two-panel Drake meme. On the top, he's looking away in disgust and holding his hand up. The text next to it says "Truck-or-treat". On the bottom, he looks pleased and is pointing toward text that says "Close your street".
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an ocean of emotion @betarayben.bsky.social · 17m
Holy shit, look at this work of art.
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(╯°□°)╯︵ ∀IW and 147 others @mia-ironeyes.northsky.social · 21m
Oreos don't last long enough to be used in mousetraps 🤭♥️♥️
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Publius Maximus @publiusmaximus.bsky.social · 24m
EXCUSE ME???
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Mark Neitzel @elmark-neitzel.bsky.social · 25m
What jacked up mice do you hang with wanting cheese over a cookie?
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 1h
"We're gonna incorporate in the Fuck The Investors jurisdiction, because here at MorgothCorp we believe in two things: taking as much money in as we can, and pulling the rug as hard as we can. hey, why is our IPO down 50% at open"
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Waschesalon Grammy Campaign Manager @reginageorgebush.bsky.social · 1h
Texas is basically saying it wants to encourage fraud as a matter of public policy and you should keep that in mind whenever you see a large firm incorporated in Texas
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 32m
It’s an early start midweek game and thus somewhat sparsely attended, so every voice counts. We were chit chatting during the set up for a corner kick and one of the capos called “124! Get your hands up!” We got our hands up. 😂
Photo from the brougham end of lumen field during a Seattle Sounders match
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 35m
actually i recently discussed this trot on my patreon podcast. good question. IN THEORY it is a really fun idea but in practice it just does not work. imagine an author soliciting half-clothes photos from their readers. just kind of NOT THE TROT
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 2h
because it's a facially and formally neutral rule that nevertheless does racism
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Publius Maximus @publiusmaximus.bsky.social · 58m
Godzilla says "fuck" twice.
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Publius Maximus @publiusmaximus.bsky.social · 1h
Good news: the average human walls about as fast as a T-Rex . www.dmns.org/press-room/p...
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Denver Museum of Nature & Science discovers first-ever adult T. rex trackway
Scientists have discovered the first adult T. rex trackway, providing insights into how this emblematic predator moved
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 1h
It was the fast of times, it was the furious of times
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 1h
A plane wing with city sprawling below it. The wing has a red light lit and a blue tip
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Lindsay Beyerstein @beyerstein.bsky.social · 1h
Pope Day was what they called Guy Fawkes day in New England at the time. They stripped away all the anti-terrorism stuff and focused on the real reason for the season: Hating Catholics.
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Lindsay Beyerstein @beyerstein.bsky.social · 1h
George Washington made his troops stop celebrating Pope Day where they burnt the pope in effigy. So there's that.
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Mark Yarm @markyarm.bsky.social · 4h
Sorry, is this a well-known fact about tapirs?
New Yorker cartoon: "You can attract more flies with honey than you can with vinegar, but you can't beat vinegar for attracting tapirs."
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🧌🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 👻🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 1h
Him: it's just that sometimes I don't know whether you're being sarcastic or not. Me: Me either, buddy. Me either.
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Kari Dru @karidru.bsky.social · 1h
I really had to ransack my brain on this one. I'm pretty sure it was 12 kingdoms. And I was never able to find all the discs.
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Ben Rollman @bensbrickdesigns.bsky.social · 1h
Live LEGO HZD design time starting......NOW!
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Publius Maximus @publiusmaximus.bsky.social · 11h
Let's get Thursday started with a banger: youtu.be/rbgyALEnqiM?...
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Peachkka - Fertilizer (Lyrics) "unpopular opinion"
YouTube video by BagOnly
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 5h
A lot of guys I'm seeing are mentioing that they aren't saying anything because they're afraid to come off as "performative". Guys, please be performative. Please be cringe about it. That fear you have to look bad is the same fear that shut the 50 other group chat members up. Say something
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Publius Maximus @publiusmaximus.bsky.social · 2h
I love it when bad people are messy. Let me enjoy this drama!
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 11h
I've said it before, I've said it again: Bluesky has a disproportionate and extremely loud percentage of users who think it's morally righteous to abuse people as long as it's for a good enough cause, and an even larger percentage of users who specialize in justifying why causes are good.
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 8h
My therapist used to say “your feelings are evidence but they aren’t the verdict” and boy if that hasn’t kept me out of trouble
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Really fucked up actually that the "you are valid" culture which, usefulness and uh, validity thereof aside, was intended to provide some some perspective for people who may have been blamed for harmless things they could not control morphed into if strangers on the internet do not constantly tell me I'm good and perfect they are the oppressor" and "even constructively and gently telling me that I hold some power and responsibility to seek a better situation is an unspeakably cruel act."
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Once, in an argument with my therapist about a decision I made to antagonize my mother, I snapped, "My feelings are valid," and he shot back, "They're valid because they're real, but that doesn't make them rational.*
It was a more nuanced and tailored conversation after that, but that particular quote struck me especially and made me realize how often I was conflating "valid" with "reasonable" or "justified."
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Thomas Dickerson @elfprince13.mumak.app · 2h
🎵 I've got no rizz To hold me down To make me fret, or make me frown I had rizz But now I'm free There is no rizz on me 🎵
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Cadence “Not A Coffee Civet” Andrysiak @supportourpoops.bsky.social · 2h
”I Sexually Identify As An Attack Helicopter” by Isabel Fall
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 11h
thinking about this again and smiling
“james hennessy: it's sad reading like 14th century Christian theologians who spent an inordinate amount of time writing "OK there are exactly 3,892 demons and these are their names and these are their powers"... man, you would have loved Dragonball Z
Sep 27, 2023 at 9:32 pm”
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Kat 🦋🐉 @katzkorner.bsky.social · 2h
🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶 I am brave, I am bruised. I am who I'm meant to be 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶
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This Is Me
Keala Settle, The Greatest Showman Ensemble · The Greatest Showman (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) · Song · 2017
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s.j. bagley @heksenhaus.bsky.social · 12h
READ MORE KIT SEDIA.
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NYTimes: affirmative action for mediocre editors angry at MeToo @originalist.bsky.social · 9h
Joel Kaplan, now President of Meta/Facebook/Instagram, previously Policy VP: Infamous Republican operative of the Brooks Brothers riot to overturn the 2000 election for Bush in a violent conspiracy with current Supreme Court Republicans en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brooks_... www.cnn.com/2020/10/17/p...
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Supreme Court is about to have 3 Bush v. Gore alumni sitting on the bench | CNN Politics
Judge Amy Coney Barrett, once confirmed, will be one of three current Supreme Court justices who assisted the legal team of then-Texas Gov. George W. Bush in the Florida ballot-recount battle that cam...
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James Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social · 10h
Somehow not everyone is aware of fact alluded to below. So one more time: John Roberts, Brett Kavanaugh, Amy Coney Barrett were all on GWBush 2000 'Florida Recount' team. (Which made GWB first prez in 112 yrs to 'win' after losing popular vote. Now they 'impartially' rule on our future.)
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New Flesh 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @esedia.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
This is really nice!
COMIC BY @STORMYGAILART

Ghost visiting a skeleton. 4 panels

Panel 1, both are in the kitchen
S: Sorry about the mess
G: Would you mind if I gave you a hand?
S: You don't have to do that
G: But I would like to

Panel 2. Ghost has 2 trashbags in their hands, Skeleton 2 coffee mugs
S: I forgot to buy more coffee. Will you be Okay if I run to the store?
G: Of course! You're also almost out of trash bags

Panel 3. Ghost is crouched down by the open cupboard. Skeleton is walking in with the shopping bag in their hand.
G: You're back! Is this where you keep your dish detergent? ... Are you crying?

Panel 4. Both are sitting at the table, coffee mugs in hands.
S: I've never been good at asking for help. I get overwhelmed and embarrassed. 
G: I get it. But I'll do a million dishes if it means my friend and I can have coffee together
S: Thank you
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Mikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 10h
Millennial parents bout to be D+90.
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Angri Bundel @anibundel.com · 3h
Please accept this perfect photo of Maxx who believes himself invisible as my contribution towards your mental health for the day. Also, take a break, drink some water, and double check that curtain isn’t see-thru.
Maxx hiding behind a sheer gold curtain.
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Abby The Cleric @abbythecleric.bsky.social · 4h
The face of a dog that's never held butter in her mouth before and is unsure that she made the right choice, but in this house we commit to the bit
The cropped face is a yellow dog with a pink nose named Subaru holding a stick of butter in her mouth, with a little smeared on her nose. It's exactly as silly as you think it is.
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Natee (they/them) @himmapaan.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
These were three individual pieces I did in 2021. Unplanned, they became something of an accidental sequence. They then prompted me to make the piece in the quoted post, of the pumpkin dance, by way of a conclusion. Ink on Fabriano Medioevalis, each 95 × 64 mm.
Three small silhouette drawings in black ink. The first is of a sitting fox, looking back over its shoulder at a bird on the branch of a little bare shrub. The second has a playful-looking fox, half-crouched, tail in the air, looking at a bird which has just taken off from a branch. The third shows a fox, surprised, its head drawn slightly back, as it seems to have come upon a pumpkin on the ground, surrounded by its vines. It has a face like a carved jack-o'-lantern.
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Hunter Felt 🏳️‍⚧️ @hunterfelt.bsky.social · 11h
The "Star Trek" episode "The Naked Time" and The Mothers Of Invention album "Freak Out!" both are 60 years old now and, you know what, they really have the same kind of weird horny energy
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Spicymochi @spicymochi.bsky.social · 4h
Little pumpkin thieves
Illustration of a fluffy skunk and possum carrying a pumpkin in their mouths
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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 3h
Hey, Seattle folks! I will be at the Northgate Barnes & Noble this Friday from 6pm until I'm not! This is a ticketed event, and I will have pins and possibly stickers as a thank you gift for folks who pick up a book and come out to see us! www.eventbrite.com/e/seanan-mcg...
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Seanan McGuire celebrates A DIVIDED DUTY at B&N Northgate
B&N Northgate in welcomes Seanan McGuire to sign and discuss her new book A DIVIDED DUTY on Friday, October 2nd, at 6PM PST!
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Publius Maximus @publiusmaximus.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Btw, as long as we're all talking about it: if she says "come over and fuck me or else I will kill myself", she's abusing you.
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 7h
If the argument for women should know better than to go into a rape den like a frat house, explain to me why a rape house like a fraternity is allowed to exist at all.
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 5h
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 4h
Mister Sinister: Ha ha, yes! After centuries of planning, I have finally have Jean Grey and Scott Summers where I want them: fertile and ready to bone me up a perfect genetic bioweapon. Mister Sinister: wait why is she a bird now
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 4h
Mister Sinister: okay, fine. This is why I made backups. I can just use the clone. Mister Sinister: seriously? Demons? It’s the 1980s, why do we still have demons?
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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CZEdwards @czedwards.bsky.social · 21h
Good job, California. 15 states to go. No child should marry. A child who marries isn’t emancipated, her (and it’s usually a girl) new spouse becomes her guardian. If he abuses her, she cannot go to a domestic violence shelter. She cannot initiate a divorce. She can’t have her own money.
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California bans child marriage, even with parental permission
Supporters hail ban on child marriage and companion bill to address forced marriages as “most comprehensive framework” in the U.S.
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frequentlybees @frequentlybees.bsky.social · 6h
‘Tis the season 🎃 @korybing.bsky.social
A teal enamel camping mug with illustrations of the Fresno Nighcrawler by Kory Bing. The mug is full of candy corn.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 29/09/2026
To be fair, the single most publicly-accessed example of "AI" in the world can't find its ass with a flashlight and it's right on top of the search listings, where the most accurate search result used to be. Every LLM suffers from token drift over time so it's only a question of WHEN they're wrong.
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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 6h
The Little Engine That Could But Didn’t Want To Deal With It Until Monday
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