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Snarky Robot

@snarkyrobot.bsky.social
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Professional table pounder. Amateur opinion haver. Likes technology and sports. Loves dogs. Smells good. Asymmetric in training.

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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 4h
Yankees-Red Sox being a wild card series is how things always should have been. This is a minor regional dispute that they need to settle amongst themselves before playing the rest of the country
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 8h
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Giants traded for NINE when they coulda waited two weeks and gotten ELEVEN.
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Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A story in three pictures.
A notification that I have been followed. The profile picture is a butterfly sitting on a kitten’s nose. First guess is AI. The account who followed me:
@rocky2026.bsky.social
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Honestly, I think there’s a certain amount of truth to the notion that job interviews are formal settings and bringing some kinds of beverages can be bad, but I also thinks it’s exceedingly fussy to have strong opinions about people who broach that, and it mostly reflects on the person overreacting.
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Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Going for two wasn’t necessary, but it makes sense. Being up by 20 only benefits you if you figure Green Bay is gonna score 2 TDs and 2 FGs. Being up by 21 protects you if they implausibly get 3 TDs. Which is still unlikely, but much more likely than 4 scoring drives.
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Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This man needs to get LeFired
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
rough day for Jaxson Dart
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Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Well that was a fun season for the Giants. See y’all next year.
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Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
For whatever reason, I’m not getting any commentator sound. Just the stadium sound. It’s almost peaceful.
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Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Even if he wasn’t down by contact, the rule of “let them play” wins out in my opinion.
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Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Horse shit call against the Colts.
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Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Okay, I like Mike Tomlin, but I was listening from the other room and thought ”damn, they have Charles Barkley talking football?”
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Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Is it time for weekly sad Aaron Rodgers face again?
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Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The perfect phone case doesn’t exis…
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Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am mad at the sex cult nerds because they are destroying the world in countless ways, yes. I am mad at them for ushering in waves of fascism and bigotry, of course. I am mad they will impoverish limitless people to gain power, certainly. But I’m also mad ‘cause they fucking up sex parties.
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Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It seems like perhaps having someone mark when this Josh Allen fella is running might be a useful strategy.
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Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Patriots continue to have utterly rancid vibes. “It’s just accusations”, he says of the child who alleged her father beat them. Sonthey can’t be believed But “he heard” the state transitioned someone and only barred the father because of gender identity. An accusation he… simply believed outright.
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Simpsons Old Man Yells at Cloud
ALT: Simpsons Old Man Yells at Cloud
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Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The US should institute a tax on all AI memes. If you use AI to make a picture to posts on social media and it’s a dumb joke or could have been done with text, you get charged a dollar. If it’s a banger, you’re fine.
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Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Perhaps we should name the notion that making big choices to “not be political” is always, in fact, being political” the Sheeran Rule. Because by not being political not only is his concert now political, it’s going to be political for everyone that has, is, and will work with him.
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Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Losing my chance to compromise my values to (possibly) open for Ed Sheeran, because I balk at supporting Guitar Center.
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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026
True story.
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Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran gonna restart the fucking troubles.
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wow, congrats, they made Ed Sheeran.
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Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My god, it’s like the PR folks offered him a curated selection of tried-and-true, mealy-mouthed non-apologies and he just said “sure, yes, all of them.”
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
there's actually a real easy answer to this one, because they all filed stories from Austin this weekend
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sports are the best form of entertainment because you can invest 2.5 hours into something only to lose. They should make a movie that you can lose.
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Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Frowning as I applaud Macklemore, so people know I don’t approve of his music.
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Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
By all appearances, I’m gonna end this week with the league high score AND the award for the person who left the most points on the bench. Which is very…me.
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Get Equipped With @getequipped.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
get equipped with romantic spite
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Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My backup QB has more points than my opponents’ QB is projected to get. At halftime. My starting QB is even better.
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Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Some people are willingly choosing to watch the Browns and we wonder why human society will eventually implode.
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Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Did Drake bet on Texas or is Trump there cheering for them?
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 12/09/2026
THE AI IS ALIVE THE AI IS GOOD STOP MAKING FUN OF PAUL THIS SITE IS WELL CODED
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Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
El, Inc.
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Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Every time I badmouth AI, I get blocked by a bunch of furries and I just have to say that it’s not the world best disincentive.
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Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Martha Stuart staring in an ad saying she likes rules is…unique.
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Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Patriots definitely ARE getting tons of breaks tonight, but it’s largely due to Seahawk sloppiness.
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Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sure seems like those mathematical problems that AI solved are less proof that AI is reasoning and more proof that you shouldn’t be involving in anything you don’t want stolen for their purposes. Point, haters.
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Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Mike Tomlin knows how to smile?!?
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Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
That was absolutely intentional grounding.
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Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Today is truly the superbowl of sports haters.
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Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
what does reveals, more than anything, is that there is a certain type of AI supporter that is fundamentally incapable of understanding the criticism level against it. They can’t even be said to disagree with the criticisms, because that would require they understand what those criticisms even are
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Yuri Gnu @yurignu.com · 08/09/2026
loving the new look
Link in the new Ocarina of Time remake and totally not Elizabeth Holmes looking completely normal on the new You Can See Everything documentary
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