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we have elizabeth at home @spindlypete.bsky.social · 7h
iggy: what's that letter on you shirt me: that's a V for Victory pin. do you like it iggy: yah i want one for my shirt me: okay what letter do you want iggy: W me: what's the W for iggy: for my shirt
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Pam Herd @pamherd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
America.gov launched today--a DOGE initiative to use AI to deliver public services. Child lying facedown on a frozen lake as the image accompanying the question: "How can I invest in my child's future" is just incredible. Way to go AI
Image of a child lying facedown on a froze lake.  above is the portal where you ask AI questions about government services.  the question matching this image is:  "How can I invest in my child's future?"
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Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A phenomenal moment in the Senate. Eric Schmitt, R-Mo., claims he has evidence Jack Smith went to a HAWKS game in Atlanta. Smith denies it. Schmitt declares he has busted Jack Smith for perjury. Smith, vexed, says he went to HAWKEYES game in Maryland. WATCH IN FULL, UNINTERRUPTED
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Trump White House official app is fraught with trackers. The White House app covertly collects excessive user data and shares it with third-party trackers while sidestepping federal security rules. For example, the app includes scripts to monitor a user's location several times per minute.
washingtonsun.com
White House Drove Users to Official App Fraught With Trackers
The White House app became the App Store’s most downloaded news app after the president barred three news outlets.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 28/09/2026
I believe the Constitution provides a remedy for Congress when the President doesn't follow his constitutional appropriation-spending requirements!
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Inside me are two turtles. One is chilling on a sunny log. The other climbs up the side, rolling it over and dumping the first one
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A guy says to his mechanic "Hey Fran, my 1950's Studebaker is making a weird noise." The car sounds out "booum da hu da hmmh da hoon da ina." Fran opens the hood and says "well, there's your problem." A pleasant man with piercing, a beard and dreadlocks sits near the engine. Frank remarks "Jonathan Davis from Korn is under the hood."
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you adopted a feral cat to the inside and he keeps meowing maybe he just really wants to smoke real cigarettes. You don’t know what he was up to before
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
no one is ever ready for full Haener
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 15/11/2024
Verlander. Je verlande, tu verlandes, il verlande, nous verlandons, vous verlandez, ils verlandent
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i take an iced coffee to the job interview. as we shake hands, i nervously spill a little coffee on the interviewer's shirt. they excuse themselves to clean up. i insert a flash drive into an open usb port. i'm in the system. security escorts the terminated interviewer out. i sit down at my desk.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
a a h, Y E ⠀⠀ ⠀S ⠀⠀⠀ s ⠀⠀⠀⠀ s ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ s ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀s ⠀⠀⠀ ˢ ⠀⠀ ˢ ⠀⠀ ˑ ⠀⠀ ˑ ⠀ ⠀݁ ⠀ ! s a t u r d a y s a r e m a d e f o r D A D S ! a n d d a d ‘ s C A R . . . !
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/09/2026
I like this
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
KNOXVILLE FOREVER
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@ChrisStephensMD

CNN ANCHOR: this is NOT the america any of us signed up for. we’ll be right back.

(five ads designed to trick old poor people into going bankrupt play)

CNN ANCHOR: and we’re back
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Here's Laura Rutledge explaining that the secret service will not interfere with the radio communications at this game immediately followed by the broadcast audio going to hell
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
STARWARS/DEATHSTR.GIF
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hell yeah found my old GitSe edit
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
episode 033
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
i cant stop laughing at everything about this sorry
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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 26/09/2026
Well I can’t say I like that one bit
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A digital illustration of a version of the big board from Wheel of Fortune. An array of green rectangles (each bearing an icon of a hand with crossed fingers inside a circle with rays), and white rectangles that indicate the letters in the secret phrase contestants are trying to guess. The board is not yet solved and reads like this:

M_YB_ I_
_ILL H_PP_N
__D_Y

Standing next to the board in a shiny pink and maroon evening gown and ready to turn around newly-guessed letters is a woman whose head is a human hand with crossed fingers. 

Below the board in the space where viewers at home are informed what type of  phrase is in play it simply reads ‘PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE’
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/09/2026
What, art thou lame?
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 25/09/2026
Good
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
episode 097
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nice pete @nicepete.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i love the future
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Yeet Kune Do @yeetkunedo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@discord.com I see now why age verification started rolling out, fuck this and fuck you for doing this
special reward available for fanduel in discord, because what discord needed was ads for predatory online gambling, fuck discord and everyone that works in their company leadership
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Great work everyone
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
episode 112
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 22/09/2026
A friend sent me this one last night.
Post:

unbearable experience @paso • Sep 17
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just remembered that time i was stealth mode at a conference and this guy asked me how come i 'decided to work on trans communities as a cis gay man' and i panicked and just replied 'well, marxism' to which he just said
'right of course

Reply:

river
@KuwaCos
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disco elysium roll
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
a lot of dodge charger repossessions in the coming months
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nice pete @nicepete.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
cat dads! this is my loaf, Pico.
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horror Ewacui @ewacat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
OH MY GOD HOLD ON IT'S A SNEAK PEAK
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Richard @omarltl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I pose also don't stare at my feet yes they are big feet ok
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 22/09/2026
How I look at that fourth energy drink at 5 PM
Trump staring at Mamdani
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nice pete @nicepete.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it me, i’m the plex guy
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
give this camera operator a hefty raise for this one lol
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talia jane @taliajane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
EXPOSED: Fascist “infiltrator” who has joined a number of public-facing Signal groups just inadvertently cross-confirmed his infiltrator ID as “thunderbird.” He’s joined by “Scoots” aka “Scoots Sloop,” another infiltrator account.
screenshot of a post from “tired floridaman” boasting about “exposing” a public Signal chat, with a screen recording of people’s names/Sognal accounts with an overlay of text that says “your opsec sucks ass.”Safety number for “thunderbird”
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
[a horse walks into a bar] bartender: what can i get you horse: what no that’s not how this format goes you’re supposed to say why the long f… you know what nvm just show me where i can get some water bartender: i could but then i can’t make you drink horse: what
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nice pete @nicepete.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
has anyone done a wellness check on Datto
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Rep John Chungus (D-NY27) @sorocchungus2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Played skee ball in the frigin WOODS
A wooden skee ball set up in the woods
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The last time he promised something like this it became a tunnel with regular Tesla cars driven by humans at 30 miles per hour.
Elon Musk: Boring Company is working on a simple, precursor Hyperloop tunnel between Austin and San Antonio (>200 mph).
Due to traffic congestion, that journey can currently take up to 2.5 hours. @BoringCompany can reduce that to a consistent <30 mins.
10:57 AM • 9/20/26 • 358K Views
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 20/09/2026
"My opponent wants to hire creeps to inspect your daughter's genitals if she wants to play soccer. I wouldn't trust him or any hired weirdo from his pedophile-protecting party alone in a room with any kid." Go on the offensive, you cowards! It's not that hard!
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026
Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My phone sends me a notification whenever there's an owl nearby. I don't remember asking it to do that and I don't know how to make it stop. I tried throwing my phone into a ravine but it just reappeared in my hand moments later. The owl notifications are growing more frequent
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tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My enemies are amassing on the outskirts of town. Probably to apologise for their grievous misconduct
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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nice pete @nicepete.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
goodbye, halifax, nova scotia, cape breton, glenora, you’ve been absolutely stunning and lovely.
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