Reposted by nice petewe have elizabeth at home @spindlypete.bsky.social · 7higgy: what's that letter on you shirt me: that's a V for Victory pin. do you like it iggy: yah i want one for my shirt me: okay what letter do you want iggy: W me: what's the W for iggy: for my shirt 101708
Reposted by nice petePam Herd @pamherd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026America.gov launched today--a DOGE initiative to use AI to deliver public services. Child lying facedown on a frozen lake as the image accompanying the question: "How can I invest in my child's future" is just incredible. Way to go AI 952508660
Reposted by nice peteSahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 29/09/2026A phenomenal moment in the Senate. Eric Schmitt, R-Mo., claims he has evidence Jack Smith went to a HAWKS game in Atlanta. Smith denies it. Schmitt declares he has busted Jack Smith for perjury. Smith, vexed, says he went to HAWKEYES game in Maryland. WATCH IN FULL, UNINTERRUPTED 61668361535
Reposted by nice peteKyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The Trump White House official app is fraught with trackers. The White House app covertly collects excessive user data and shares it with third-party trackers while sidestepping federal security rules. For example, the app includes scripts to monitor a user's location several times per minute.washingtonsun.comWhite House Drove Users to Official App Fraught With TrackersThe White House app became the App Store’s most downloaded news app after the president barred three news outlets. 721275847
Reposted by nice peteTimothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 28/09/2026I believe the Constitution provides a remedy for Congress when the President doesn't follow his constitutional appropriation-spending requirements! 13926127
Reposted by nice petelukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Inside me are two turtles. One is chilling on a sunny log. The other climbs up the side, rolling it over and dumping the first one 219824
Reposted by nice peteJorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If you adopted a feral cat to the inside and he keeps meowing maybe he just really wants to smoke real cigarettes. You don’t know what he was up to before 633229398
Reposted by nice peteBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026no one is ever ready for full Haener 1026211
Reposted by nice petemechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 15/11/2024Verlander. Je verlande, tu verlandes, il verlande, nous verlandons, vous verlandez, ils verlandent 1037866
Reposted by nice peteCharles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i take an iced coffee to the job interview. as we shake hands, i nervously spill a little coffee on the interviewer's shirt. they excuse themselves to clean up. i insert a flash drive into an open usb port. i'm in the system. security escorts the terminated interviewer out. i sit down at my desk. 113029
Reposted by nice peteKenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026a a h, Y E ⠀⠀ ⠀S ⠀⠀⠀ s ⠀⠀⠀⠀ s ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ s ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀s ⠀⠀⠀ ˢ ⠀⠀ ˢ ⠀⠀ ˑ ⠀⠀ ˑ ⠀ ⠀݁ ⠀ ! s a t u r d a y s a r e m a d e f o r D A D S ! a n d d a d ‘ s C A R . . . ! 1525
Reposted by nice peteBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026KNOXVILLE FOREVER 1069460
Reposted by nice peteCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Here's Laura Rutledge explaining that the secret service will not interfere with the radio communications at this game immediately followed by the broadcast audio going to hell 622075368
Reposted by nice pete𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026hell yeah found my old GitSe edit 281724497
Reposted by nice petedr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 18/06/2025i cant stop laughing at everything about this sorry 7774311386
Reposted by nice peteMrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 26/09/2026Well I can’t say I like that one bit 851668
Reposted by nice peteYeet Kune Do @yeetkunedo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026@discord.com I see now why age verification started rolling out, fuck this and fuck you for doing this 11280752869
Reposted by nice peteKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Great work everyone 939444
Reposted by nice peteRyan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 22/09/2026A friend sent me this one last night. 165081703
Reposted by nice peteAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 22/09/2026a lot of dodge charger repossessions in the coming months 312854400
Reposted by nice petehorror Ewacui @ewacat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026OH MY GOD HOLD ON IT'S A SNEAK PEAK 15894181
Reposted by nice peteRichard @omarltl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I pose also don't stare at my feet yes they are big feet ok 1122812
Reposted by nice peteJordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 22/09/2026How I look at that fourth energy drink at 5 PM 311210
Reposted by nice petemike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026give this camera operator a hefty raise for this one lol 210823
Reposted by nice petetalia jane @taliajane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026EXPOSED: Fascist “infiltrator” who has joined a number of public-facing Signal groups just inadvertently cross-confirmed his infiltrator ID as “thunderbird.” He’s joined by “Scoots” aka “Scoots Sloop,” another infiltrator account. 29134
Reposted by nice petekattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 22/12/2024[a horse walks into a bar] bartender: what can i get you horse: what no that’s not how this format goes you’re supposed to say why the long f… you know what nvm just show me where i can get some water bartender: i could but then i can’t make you drink horse: what 1077161820
Reposted by nice peteRep John Chungus (D-NY27) @sorocchungus2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Played skee ball in the frigin WOODS 69813
Reposted by nice peteMatt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The last time he promised something like this it became a tunnel with regular Tesla cars driven by humans at 30 miles per hour. 811264156
Reposted by nice peteGreg Pak @gregpak.net · 20/09/2026"My opponent wants to hire creeps to inspect your daughter's genitals if she wants to play soccer. I wouldn't trust him or any hired weirdo from his pedophile-protecting party alone in a room with any kid." Go on the offensive, you cowards! It's not that hard! 1347841229
Reposted by nice petePatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man 8475791747
Reposted by nice petemindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026My phone sends me a notification whenever there's an owl nearby. I don't remember asking it to do that and I don't know how to make it stop. I tried throwing my phone into a ravine but it just reappeared in my hand moments later. The owl notifications are growing more frequent 1136065
Reposted by nice petetara @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026My enemies are amassing on the outskirts of town. Probably to apologise for their grievous misconduct 2938181
nice pete @nicepete.bsky.social · 20/09/2026goodbye, halifax, nova scotia, cape breton, glenora, you’ve been absolutely stunning and lovely. 000