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Beard Holtby

@beardholtby.bsky.social
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Fan account. Forever a Washington Capital and Stanley Cup Champion beard. The mighty of the man, the best of the Beast. Reminder: this is a fan account.

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NHL (Bot) @notnhl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How 'bout those Caps?! 🦅
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Beard Holtby @beardholtby.bsky.social · 18h
🔪🔪 is so tall
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This part
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Michael J. Stern @michaeljstern.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don’t think everyone realizes how bad things are for US science: For the fiscal year that just ended, the Trump regime withheld $1.4 billion from the National Science Foundation’s research budget, which is about 1/5 of its primary research budget.
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National Science Foundation Diverted $1.4 Billion in Science Funds Mandated by Congress (Gift Article)
The move, affecting about one-fifth of the National Science Foundation’s primary research budget, is the latest sign of how the White House is asserting more control over grants.
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Eric Lipton NYT @ericlipton.nytimes.com · 20h
JUST POSTED: Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff have pushed a multibillion oil deal with Russia as part of peace talks that will bring profits to their family business partners. A new front for Trump-era conflicts of interest. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/03/u...
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U.S.-Russia Talks on Ukraine Now Involve an Oil Deal Tied to Trump Allies (Gift Article)
President Vladimir V. Putin brought up a sale of Russian energy assets with President Trump’s envoys, Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff, pushing a deal that raises new questions about conflicts of inter...
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 20h
Heck of a picture.
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A picture of Trump's likeness on the Heritage Foundation building (located next to a gas station) in DC in May.
(Tom Williams/CQ Roll Call via Getty)
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Beard Holtby @beardholtby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He’d love nothing more than to give Trump one more nominee. We need SCOTUS reform and expansion desperately.
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Beard Holtby @beardholtby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That’s a lot of blocks for game 1
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Beard Holtby @beardholtby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m pretty mad
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A guy with a wedding crashers themed goalie mask is owning you rn
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m. @wshcaps.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
happy washington capitals game day to all who celebrate
ovi in a red sweatshirt and red hat sticking his tongue out
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is really something and worth your time. For those who don't know, the guy who isn't Jeremy O. Harris is Mark Guiducci, editorial director of Vanity Fair. And having worked on the print side of magazine for decades, I can confirm that "What thay want is the picture" is the cold, brutal truth.
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Beard Holtby @beardholtby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
McNugget = not quite sorta safe McTrump Beef = Argentinian staph grey tariff-free pink coli
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Beard Holtby @beardholtby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yup, just give it all up and get in the sea 🌊
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Beard Holtby @beardholtby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Day Bussi
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Edward Cullen's Debussy Twilight Meme
ALT: Edward Cullen's Debussy Twilight Meme
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Beard Holtby @beardholtby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My friend and I have nicknames and emojis for many of the players for our texts during games. I’ve also been rewatching Criminal Minds this summer. Anyway, we were chatting about what Tuch might be… he’s the UNSUB 😂😂😂 and his emoji is 🔪
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NHL (Bot) @notnhl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They don't ask how, they ask how many! Alex Tuch has his first goal with the /Capitals! 👏
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Beard Holtby @beardholtby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The embarrassment when Carolina’s barn plays a song you like.
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Ryan Deem @ryandeem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Warshington Hockey Capitals return!!
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Anderson @nnoodle64.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Funny to see the reigning Cup Champs with a half empty lower bowl
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Good Skeet Pete @peterhassett.net · 02/10/2026
Time for another great year with my two best friends in my most demented parasocial fixation #joebsuitofthenight
joe b and locker
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Ryan Deem @ryandeem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Let's Go Caps!
Tom Wilson saying "Give us a smile"
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McNally 🗺️ @likethemaps.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Shut up Rod. (We are so back).
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Dallas Howard @galacticwidgets.com · 03/10/2026
Tuch yeah!
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Doug @capsbum.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ok most definitely...
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Doug @capsbum.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Regal Beagle @capsregalbeagle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Welcome to DC, Mother Tucher
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Beard Holtby @beardholtby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well, hello there. Hockey is back 👍
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Beard Holtby @beardholtby.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Fuck you, Carter Hart.
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Beard Holtby @beardholtby.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Now, let’s think about next year. Ovi’s last year. We’ll make it so fucking fun. Please come back. One more dance, old man 🩶❤️
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Beard Holtby @beardholtby.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Grotesque
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
rogan looks like a baby about to aerosolize a mouthful of applesauce
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Julia Roberts: Renee Nicole Goode is not a symbol. She is an American woman, a queer woman who was doing the very best she could do to be good in an unjust world. And I am honored to celebrate her life and her legacy tonight, because the life she gave is our responsibility to carry.
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
all those guys on the front lawn of the white house tonight are there because it's not their weekend with their kids and i think it is beautiful when men sync up their custody cycles
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
me when the krispy kreme light is on
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
"Bread and circuses" except the bread has never been more expensive and the circus is lining the pockets of the oligarchy.
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Beard Holtby @beardholtby.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
JFC
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Beard Holtby @beardholtby.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Zero doubt
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Beard Holtby @beardholtby.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
This stupid final is so disappointing for so many reasons. Sorry, Dowdah.
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Adam Gretz @adamgretz.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Just imagined him as a vampire that gets transported around in a giant coffin.
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Dennis Goris | Cartoons @dennisgoris.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
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Beard Holtby @beardholtby.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Billionaires are the worst.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Fuck this guy and fuck you if you voted for him.
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Doug @capsbum.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Thoughts on this description:
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Statefarm Khakis: She Sounds Hideous
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Jonathan Bernstein @jonathanbernstein.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Changing/fixing/reforming the Court is simply going to be the consensus Dem position (perhaps with serious differences on how to do it) going into 2028, and this is as good evidence as any. (And I'm glad to see DC statehood moving up the priority list as well).
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The corrupt illegal UFC for-profit scheme match is facing many challenges including possible bad weather, multiple lawsuits and none of the celebrities who were invited are going. I hope the trashy event is ruined and that it fucks up the orange felon’s dreadful birthday.
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The MAGA regime launched heavy US military strikes across Iran overnight with strikes destroying water facilities in the southern part of the country. More war crimes being committed by a vengeful racist weak mentally deranged murderous criminal and his Nazi cult. Pure evil.
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Brian Finucane @bcfinucane.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Had a long conversation today with a former USG official who was involved in these evacuations during the Biden administration. It was a constant fight with the Israeli authorities that often required the intervention of senior USG officials. Cruel, shameful, and absurd.
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Beard Holtby @beardholtby.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
YOU’RE GD RIGHT
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