Reposted by joeyriotDaniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Every movie, song, and book that you love was made without the technology that people who don’t make art are now insisting is necessary for making art. 2944961855
Reposted by joeyriotAndrew Pfister @andrewpfister.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I will always repost this whenever I see it 020644
Reposted by joeyriotBat Fowler @themattfowler.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Anyone who tunes into this should be put on a list. And everyone on that list should be trapped inside one of those floating phantom zone saltines. 194
Reposted by joeyriotChise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 25/09/2026WELL NOW, would you look at that? A massive, 26-YEAR-LONG study of MORE THAN 2.4 MILLION people in Sweden found NO EVIDENCE to support a causal link between acetaminophen (the API in Tylenol) use during pregnancy and increased risk of autism, ADHD, OR intellectual disability in children. 3236111056
Reposted by joeyriotWalter Chaw @mangiotto.bsky.social · 18/09/2026You can also buy a version that can tell you when your son's hocky team is going to fall through the ice. 016217
Reposted by joeyriotQasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 13/09/2026$5000 midterm bribe for 330M Americans costs $1.6 Trillion GOP:¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Meanwhile: •Insulin for diabetics: $40B •Universal Pre-K: $60B •Universal 4-yr-college: $70B •SNAP for 40M Americans: $80B •Cancel all medical debt: $150B •$1.2T REMAINS GOP: HoW wE gOnNa AfForD iT? SOCIALISM COMMUNISM NOO! 301450488
Reposted by joeyriotweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/09/2026So funny watching the media try to write 2000's era Grand Theft Auto Outrage articles now that the whole country is a casino run by murderers. 66116942330
Reposted by joeyriotBrian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Never going to be another Dolly Parton. Never going to be another Tim Curry. Never going to be another Peter Cullen. 3417
Reposted by joeyriotToss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing 2295267612863
Reposted by joeyriotLorna @florilegia.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I think everyone should see this incredible picture of Dolly Parton: it’s by Stacie Williams (asterosperma on Instagram) and it’s called The Queen of Appalachia 2239031122
Reposted by joeyriotAsawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I am not the first to make this point but imagine a woman president obsessing constantly over her “ballroom” as the economy imploded and her war spun out of control 13280211433
Reposted by joeyriotHeadquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Stavros Halkias: I don't wanna do the both sides bullshit because it's not true. One side is worse than the other, objectively speaking. One side is disappearing people and one side wants children to have healthcare. A lot of stand up comics happened to have some of the dumbest opinions on Earth 495658821
Reposted by joeyriotAnne Billson @annebillson.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I love Keith David.theguardian.comKeith David on his incredible career: ‘I want you to understand Black men as full-scope human beings’The hard-working character actor has over 400 screen credits, from The Thing to Platoon to Rick and Morty, and he isn’t slowing down any time soon 282722605
Reposted by joeyriotChase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Musk just has a hard time wrapping his head around a story where a man’s wife and child care if he comes home 284390856
Reposted by joeyriotJoe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 20/07/2026This is art, to me. 185107502704
Reposted by joeyriotmaffew going to MAGFest @maffewgregg.bsky.social · 14/07/2026jamie noble is still on tv as "veteran who runs out to prevent brawls" if it hadn't been for 2005, noble would have been one of the few wrestlers to have been with wwe consistently since the death of wcw billy kidman is one of those, and gregory helms is also around so UP THE WCW CRUISERWEIGHTS 715616
Reposted by joeyriot🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ＞∿＜ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 14/07/2026the world being still obsessed with gillian anderson 30 years later is correct 217418
Reposted by joeyriotGuided By Gumbo @guidedbygumbo.bsky.social · 24/05/2025The movie holds up. As does this great anecdote courtesy of Sam Neill and Jeff Goldblum. 41791496
Reposted by joeyriotDrew McWeeny @drewmcweeny.com · 13/07/2026Look at how people react to Sam Neill's passing. Look at how people react to Lindsay Graham's passing. It's a pretty easy object lesson. Live your life in a way that leads people to talk about you the way they're talking about Sam Neill right now. So much love. So much shared joy. 8728196
Reposted by joeyriotninjacooter (they/them) 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🦂⛧⚷🐦🔥 @ninjacooter.bsky.social · 13/07/2026 91156151
Reposted by joeyriotZak Kinsella @zakkinsella.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Hi. So your boy needs a kidney & I’m officially on the #transplant list. Please share this as it would mean a lot to me to get a living donor. 8538649
Reposted by joeyriotI Liv, I Die, Oliviagain Hill @machineiv.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Sam Raimi didn't strap a Super 8 camera to a 2x4 so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable." 9281991860
Reposted by joeyriotKate Hagen's House of Horrors 👻 @thathagengrrl.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Teri Garr in YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN…RT if u agree. 213966
Reposted by joeyriotweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Any picture of Mamdani, he's living his best life, meanwhile every other politician looking flogged by an invisible demon 1760853
Reposted by joeyriotAaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Cannot fucking believe an external 4TB SSD drive that cost me $200 last year is now $1100. Had to check receipts to make sure. They’re really out there trying to keep you from having a PC, phone, or a gaming console so they can have hallucinating, polluting chatbots that drop bombs on kids’ schools. 6535701105
Reposted by joeyriotjess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 18/06/2026now we're fucking talking. They won't ever get that money but the point is to destroy the perpetrators and make it too risky to ever try to do similar again we should all be doing similar 337531308
Reposted by joeyriotJon of The North @krauza.bsky.social · 14/06/2026They removed CD/DVD drives from PCs. -Made physical media harder to buy and use. -Removed expandable storage from phones. -Pushed us into streaming subscriptions. -Made always-online normal. -Made unlimited internet necessary. -Slowly raised the price of everything. Ownership quietly became renting. 63148724744
Reposted by joeyriotMemento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 15/06/2026all those guys on the front lawn of the white house tonight are there because it's not their weekend with their kids and i think it is beautiful when men sync up their custody cycles 395551965
Reposted by joeyriotDavid Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 12/06/2026No one on this godforsaken planet needs, deserves or has the slightest right to possess a trillion dollars. We need a society and governance healthy enough and moral enough to amend its rules enough to take 500 billion away, use it to address real need and assure the shitheel he will somehow endure. 26706127
Reposted by joeyriotPaul J. Dauenhauer @pauldauenhauer.bsky.social · 09/06/2026The struggle is real 220142902735
Reposted by joeyriotGerry Doyle @mgerrydoyle.bsky.social · 08/06/2026hey quick question, am I having a stroke 687133092089
Reposted by joeyriotBrian W. Collins @brianwcollins.bsky.social · 03/06/2026A while back I realized that the reason bad movies from pre-digital eras were better than the bad movies of today is because no matter how incompetent the director, writer, actors, etc. were, they still needed someone who knew how to load/shoot a camera and someone who could edit on a flatbed. 2589
Reposted by joeyriotThorne Identity @thorneidentity.bsky.social · 16/05/2026the only church I ever acknowledge is the Public Library. 0198
Reposted by joeyriotAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/05/202630 percent of Americans are against [squints at notes] the Pope urging peace 2043190994526
Reposted by joeyriotCinephilia & Beyond @cinephiliabeyond.org · 06/05/2026Tony Stella, an artist of immense brilliance and prolific output, has passed away. He was one of the greatest artists to ever do it. Rest in peace, Tony. 8796266
Reposted by joeyriotPaul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 04/05/2026NASA just dropped more than 12,000 photos from the Artemis II mission. It'll take me a few days to go through them all, but so far it's one stunner after another. Link: eol.jsc.nasa.gov/SearchPhotos... Credit: NASA/Artemis II Crew (h/t @jonostrower.com) 6571542709
Reposted by joeyriotjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Bert and Ernie should have their own show. I don't want to have to watch Sesame Street to see what they're up to. I'm not 5 485336988
Reposted by joeyriotNic McConnell @mcconnell.bsky.social · 02/05/2026A class at my kids’ school put up little statements about the good they want to do in the world and I was over the moon about this one - then I learned they meant to say “teach people in jail” which is also good! 214237324016
Reposted by joeyriotPrimeOp (from ScrollBoos) @scrollboss.bsky.social · 01/05/2026"Unskilled" usually means higher-ups have no idea how to do it, you pay attention to the OGs and learn from their unwritten sorcery. 30 years later and I still think "What would Hank or John from my old job do?" when moving big furniture through a tiny door. 1116
Reposted by joeyriotSharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 26/04/2026*reads CNN for investigation updates* 2375421556
Reposted by joeyriotHenry Gilbert (Beloved Podcast Personality) @talkinghenry.bsky.social · 23/04/2026New AI defense I've seen: "You call generative AI slop, but you probably watch all the MCU slop!" The craftspeople and artists who design costumes or build sets work so hard on even the most creatively bankrupt Deadpool sequel, and each of their livelihoods is worth more than an ocean of AI slop 58320
Reposted by joeyriotBsky Kreuger @lammatic.hellthread.vet · 17/04/2026A VCR never sold my private info to a nazi 8780682346
