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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine

@dimsie.bsky.social
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I have too many dogs for a sensible person One of the Aotearoa NZ Twitter exodus Mother: Invercargill, father: Simmesport La. Ngāi Tahu, Kāti Māmoe, Cajun, Pākehā, feminist, parent MA in history, PhD in dork Terfs and right-wingers can get in the bin

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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 6h
Oooof this is some prime fodder for my hatred
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 6h
We bloody told you so #nzpol
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Whakamataku - Toitū Te Tiriti 🍉 @whakamataku.bsky.social · 10h
60% increase in voter registration from overseas!!!! No, that is not a typo. #nzpol 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 17h
A man came over to give us a quote for washing the exterior of the house and the roof and the decks and everything. I said "it's so gross" and he said "I love coming to houses like this because I feel like I can make a real difference" 🫠
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 19h
The rescue that went viral for asking for a lesbian home for one of their dogs ("lesbians, come get your son") is all over my Facebook feed with all their dogs now and I'm not mad about it
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Paul Le Comte 🇳🇿🇨🇦📷 @paullecomtephoto.nz · 21h
Aren't you just tired of it all? The fucking lies, deceit, denial, insanity, arrogance, stupidity, senseless, brazen fucking hypocrisy & worst of all, destruction, by every single fucking right wing politician walking this polluted & increasingly uninhabitable world www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
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NZ accused of breaking climate change promise with EU, but Todd McClay rejects claim
A Dutch environmental group claims New Zealand has broken its climate change promises in the free trade agreement with the EU and is lodging the first complaint of its kind through the European Commis...
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*mid-eulogy, looking down at casket* you’ve read your last free article
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Theodore Grunewald @tedgrunewald.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
JCO for the win.
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Don't get peer pressured into invading Iran!" Oh ho ho, very funny Liz Lemon 😬
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nothing angers me more than when a rich person says they are happy to be taxed more and people say “why don’t you write a check to the government” motherfucker they want everyone in their tax bracket to also write a check to the government because that’s how maths works you fucking numpty.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 28/09/2026
pet rescues turning people down for not having a college degree, what we doing here, man
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have three dogs and I am of the opinion that some people are not suited to dog ownership and shouldn't have them. And also some dogs are not suited to be pets. And some people could be good dog owners but choose the wrong damn dog
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Alice Soper @alicesoapbox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Also, wow! International political trends replicate in NZ when parties fail to pivot from incrementalism in the face of growing pain of the masses. Shocked! I am so shocked!
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Lyndon Hood @lyndonhood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
IDK I'm appreciating how this defence carefully lays out all the evidence to the contrary
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just confirmed our tickets for Japan and Vietnam! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I HAVE FINISHED THE MONTH'S BORING THINGS LET FREEDOM RING (until next month)
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/09/2026
“i woke up every morning and name searched myself on twitter. i am normal by the way”
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As NZ Bluesky's only dedicated lover of daylight saving, I am alone (but correct)
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Micah @rincewind.run · 27/09/2026
it’s bad, actually, that much of the industry is gatekept by people whose standard for hiring a woman is “are you a Cool Girl who is into weird men doing sex stuff at her all the time?”
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amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 27/09/2026
out on the road today I saw a wojack sticker on a cybertruck
cybertruck with a bumper sticker of the NPC meme that says ROCKET MAN BAD
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is PUA shit with a skin over it. Mystery is going to pop up wearing a top hat and neg you as you walk in the door
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I never get tired of the puppy pile
Tuxedo pitty and apricot wrinkly dog on an armchair. Wrinkly dog is lying on top of the pitty
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kyle @kyledchurch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
fucker sounds like he's trying to wipe us out
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Boring Things have given me an RSI flareup in my right hand and I OBJECT TO THIS (what do we call RSI now? Do we still call it that?)
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Lucy Fishwife 🥐 @lucyfishwife.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Guy sitting in front of me on the bus: mid 20s, sinewy speed-weasel affect, tats, vest, big chain necklaces, Ibiza tan, absolutely rocking out to whatever he’s listening to on his big DJ cans. And KNITTING. What the genuine fuck. I want to pat him on the head and beam in a nanna way
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It is my time. The time of the Petty Hate Machine
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A lot don’t, in my opinion. They fall in love with him, they like having sex with them. But LIKE them? Want to spend time with them? Appreciate the things they like and the way they think and their perspectives? Nope.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
cuth pube
A sign that attempts to spell out "the Cube pub" by shifting the B in Cube down with the PU right before it and TH before the E.
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s a 9️⃣.5️⃣ from the #WorldBollardAssociation
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Will Oremus @willoremus.com · 26/09/2026
Meta's platforms have repeatedly been caught running ads for deepfake "nudify" apps that let you virtually undress real people without their consent, but they won't run an a trailer for an upcoming documentary that reflects poorly on Elon Musk. www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...
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The Major Social Media Platforms Are All Rejecting Paid Ads for Alex Gibney’s ‘Musk’ (Exclusive)
YouTube, TikTok and Meta have all turned down the trailer for the Oct. 9 doc, citing “political” content. X won't even take Bleecker Street's calls. The distributor is appealing.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026
Trump fucked up the *American* renewable transition but he might have had the largest positive effect on the global transition of any president ever
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is in Sunnyvale, I have driven past it several times 😀
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 26/09/2026
This is an entirely new phenomenon because before the vaccine, most women who survived measles were immune because they had it when they were young. But now, idiots who refuse to get vaccinated are giving birth to babies with measles. Two babies have died. www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
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America had wiped out measles. Now babies are infected at birth.
Congenital measles has rarely been seen in the U.S. That’s changing as vaccination declines and more pregnant women become infected.
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My husband and I watched this like a whole damn movie. We laughed. We were horrified. We cheered Mike the karaoke badass
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 26/09/2026
This is actually hell, right?
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Do your kids get mad at you for using the number keypad on the right side of a full size keyboard? Apparently this is very unc of me and having a number keypad at all is, in itself, old and crap
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good luck with THAT you cooker fucko #nzpol
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Micah @rincewind.run · 26/09/2026
I think it is very important that Big Balls, personally, goes to jail there are a lot of young goons who think they are invincible and it is important to make it clear that they are not
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In news that will surprise no one
A test I took showing I am "far left: further right than 1% of US adults"
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Australia WISHES it was almost New Zealand IMO
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A woman is someone who wants you to fuck off, Karl
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Tze Ming Mok 莫志明 @tzemingdynasty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Who is this book for? Journalists? It is for the public, to have summarised in one place, the story of an influential lobby group with the context, analysis and moral judgment that our gallery reporters have no incentive to provide.
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Josh | writer, painter, tinkerer @tworuru.com · 25/09/2026
Pols journos sneering that “everyone knows about the Taxpayers Union” and ”it’s just lobbying” are telling on themselves; the fact is that the public *doesn’t* know about the TPU‘s antics and that is because of the failure of mainstream journalists
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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it really needs to be more openly discussed that all the people advocating for “we should be fine with losing basic skills if we get more systems thinking” are men, meaning socialized to expect to be able to offload basic tasks of daily living onto a wife as part of their compensation for existing
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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the cult of the superior machines is inherently a patriarchal cult (like nearly all cults in recorded history) its theology classifies “AI” systems as either wives (systems that exist to serve and empower Great Men) or Gods (theoretical future systems, male-coded, that become the Great Men)
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Magpie Said 🇵🇸🇺🇦 @magpiesaid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
On my way home I stopped to take a photo of this hoarding in Parrs Park, West Auckland.
Election hoarding: Parrs Park, West Auckland
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