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Sean Hawkins

@yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social
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Originated the role of Vic Flange in CARRY ON ABROAD. He/him. Canadian.

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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 8h
"You can't write your own name." - me to my daughter. "You can't write your own name" - Producer to Rob.
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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 11h
What a puzzler.
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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 11h
In case you’re wondering how the Bradford campaign is going, it’s at the “Sue-Ann Levy canvassing for him” stage.
A tweet from SAL about canvassing for Brad Bradford.
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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 15h
Turns out he's actually an orthodontist.
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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Sun really pushing that 73 year-old Geddy Lee endorsing a candidate in the mayoral election is some sort of game changer, like there were a bunch of undecided dungeon masters and AV techs that would be swayed by this.
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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He is survived by the baby that Zack delivered in the elevator.
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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There needs to be a movie about the studio responsible for all of VH-1’s programming in the 2000s (Flavor of Love, Rock of Love, Real Chance at Love, etc.) Rumor has it the contestants would only find out who they were going to be competing for when that person stepped out of the limo.
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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Listened to Choosin’ Texas for the first time in light of all this hub-bub and it sounds like mid-level 1980’s Fleetwood Mac. Maybe track #7 on Mirage.
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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Snowman Smokey Thumbs Up in Truck
Alt: Snowman from smokey and the bandit
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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The dogs are playing poker in Atlantis, brother.
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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ebert could definitely be a catty so-and-so when he wanted to be. Not his finest work.
rogerebert.com
The Devils movie review & film summary
A burning at the stake, an afternoon in the rack, headscrews, a douche with boiling water, nails into hands, induced vomiting, ripped tongues, dead babies,
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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They call me P-money and I'm magic on the mic Keep getting outplayed by Kory Teneycke Always eating apples, that's my butter and bread Jamil Jivani's got a weird-ass head
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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Statler, Waldorf, and Soe Noire.
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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Playing Tony Hawk 1 & 2 Remastered and I am proud to say I now have sucked at Tony Hawk for Playstations 1 through 5.
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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The US Office being ahead of the UK Office on that New York Times list is insane, no matter how big of an asshole Ricky Gervais is. Shows should lose points for turning into the drizzling shits near the end. Remember Plop? Remember the boom mic guy becoming a character?
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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If Vladdy could hit one home run this weekend that would be a nice, futile gesture that would make us all feel a little bit better going into the never-ending offseason. Hit a solo home run when we're down 10-1, who cares. Give us something.
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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Chinese restaurant scene from Waiting for Guffman
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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This should have been a 4-part HBO series like that Robert Durst thing. Normies aren't going to watch a 4 hour documentary; the only people who will watch this are the people who already hate him.
youtu.be
Musk | Official Trailer | Bleecker Street
YouTube video by Musk
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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Depressingly, this just looks like a bunch of picked-at-random celebrities and a couple cast members talking about how funny something was and showing random clips; the footage from the Scorsese documentary appears to be lost forever.
youtu.be
SCTV: The Greatest Show You've Never Heard Of | First Look | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix
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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I look forward to the off-season where baseball scientists will conclusively prove that every single game the Blue Jays lost this season would have been won if Vladdy had homered.
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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The brief shredding guitar interlude on #survivor was a nice addition.
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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If people think that it was Schneider’s decision not to move Vladdy around in the lineup, well, Jose Berrios would like a word.
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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In no particular order.
Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Survivor, Lost, How to with John Wilson, Succession, Taskmaster, Am I Being Unreasonable?, Happy Endings, Big Love, Jackass
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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“With extra bonus material about her husband’s dong!”
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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
NEAGLEY is perfectly passable entertainment but Neagley herself holds her gun like she has the tiniest arms in the world and it's very distracting. It's like T-Rex, Private Investigator.
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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
With theatres already under-lighting movies to save money, this entire movie is going to be like the last 20 minutes of WAIT UNTIL DARK. Audiences are going to scream like vampires whenever it cuts to a daytime scene.
youtu.be
THE FURTHER MIS-ADVENTURES OF CLIFF BOOTH | Official Trailer | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix
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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Jeez Louise.
tmz.com
Carrot Top Hospitalized Following Attempted Suicide
Carrot Top is hospitalized in Las Vegas after a suicide attempt ... TMZ has learned.
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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I feel like this current season of TASKMASTER is getting harder to watch by the week, and it's not going to get any easier.
the-independent.com
David Walliams’s back catalogue dropped by book publisher HarperCollins
HarperCollins said last year that it would no longer publish books by comedian and children’s author
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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They're desperately trying to win back the MAHA moms who might have noticed that Trump has spent the last two years approving every pollutant known to humankind to be sprayed on their fruits and vegetables.
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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I was happy to learn today that KERRANG magazine still publishes quarterly. Stay strong, gang!
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Simpsons out of business man saying "well, that's the end of me" but his face has been replaced with a mishmash of Toronto Sun dipshit Brian Lilley, local racist rabble-rousers IntegrityTO, and ambulance-chasing self-name-searcher C*ryma
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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
TS is going to come to Ed Sheeran's defense, and that's when things are going to get entertaining.
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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“Eyes up here, Buster.”
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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yeah, but those magic beans he got should sprout up any day now.
tmz.com
Travis Kelce Named Victim in Multimillion-Dollar Ponzi Scheme
Travis Kelce knows a thing or two about taking hits ... but prosecutors say the Chiefs superstar got walloped off the field too -- in a massive Ponzi scheme.
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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Is it too late to add the music of Ed Sheeran to RUN HIDE FIGHT: INFIDELS?
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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran’s drum loop foot pedal has withdrawn from his current tour.
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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran’s just about putting smiles on faces.
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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Olivia Chow needs to ditch the folksy anecdotes. I remember her telling a story in the 2014 debates about a family waiting for the bus that, in some parallel dimension, she is still telling.
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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
RIP to Bob Mackie who designed the outfits for the Zack Attack on their Friends Forever tour, despite the fact that the outfits Lisa designed were just as good.
Zack Morris the Male Madonna
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
AT&T Stadium reportedly is one of the venues that opposed Macklemore being on Ed Sheeran's bill. Worth noting that AT&T is hosting Kanye West in November.
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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"Fart school"
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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
When the chips are down, Ed Sheeran is a spineless jellyfish.
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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This looks like the photo gallery from Helter Skelter.
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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Fine Young Canapes
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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The boys are fighting again.
Tweet from John Cleese: 

"A few days ago, Eric Idle asked the other Pythons for a meeting to discuss future projects

Michael Palin, Terry Gilliam and I refused, because we are appalled by the way he has been abusing Holly Gilliam since she took over from Jim Beach, after his stroke

Now he's saying we asked him for a meeting and he refused

Not to be trusted these days"
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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oh, Vladdy. #bluejays
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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Realizing as my kid gets older that the easiest social lubricant in the schoolyard is, "Bring a ball with you". Soccer ball, basketball, football - he or she will immediately draw a crowd.
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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Remember Guitar Hero?
youtu.be
Guitar Hero: THE BEATLES **SPOOF TRAILER**
YouTube video by Clef Crescendo
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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nice of Jamil Jivani to give him permission to go.
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John Lorinc @johnlorinc.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
#topoli New from me om @spacing.bsky.social : on the eve of the formal start of the campaign, mounting evidence that Brad Bradford’s got some worrying judgment issues. spacing.ca/toronto/2026...
spacing.ca
Brad Bradford's glaring judgment problem - Spacing Toronto
By John Lorinc Spacing So, here we are on the eve of the firing of the starter’s pistol for the mayoral race, and Brad Bradford is already mired in the company-you-keep problem. Or, maybe to put it mo...
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