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Rubberband Girl

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Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 48m
Last thing on the Annie Lowrey bricklayer bullshit: I highly recommend NOT making an absolute economic calculation based on the employment you’d like to pursue. You’re setting yourself up for a miserable, empty life.
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hoptimus @hoptimusprime.bsky.social · 1h
“Oh heavens no, I didn’t mean my children. I meant your kids, poors.”
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Justjessicaok @justjessicaok.bsky.social · 1h
Convincing ppl to choose vocation over education bc ai scammers fooled ceo’s w/ tech made off stolen intellectual property is a wild timeline.
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Jack @jtenroon.bsky.social · 1h
You first, Annie. Fuck you
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Chris Givler @chrisgivler.bsky.social · 1h
I must report that Annie Lowery is just as much of a credulous dipshit as her credulous dipshit husband Ezra Klein.
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I like the Ramones @alexramone.bsky.social · 1h
This anti-(higher) education stance from rightoid/reactionary centrist elites in the media, finance, politics, etc. is not 'pro-working class' (quite the opposite); it's 100% about demonizing something that, if widely available and accessible, would absolutely threaten their power and privilege.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 1h
The author of this piece needs to shut the fuck up more than anyone else in the history of the world needed to shut the fuck up. Disrupting the Shut The Fuck Up space.
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Rubberband Girl @rbrbndgrl.bsky.social · 1h
I'm sure Annie Lowrey is enrolling in bricklayer school right at this moment. /s
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Rubberband Girl @rbrbndgrl.bsky.social · 8h
Don't call us. We'll call you. Maybe.
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Rubberband Girl @rbrbndgrl.bsky.social · 18h
A perfect short story
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Rubberband Girl @rbrbndgrl.bsky.social · 20h
This is your campaign manager, Donald. I’m telling you to keep having multiple rallies in a day. For multiple days in a row.
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Rubberband Girl @rbrbndgrl.bsky.social · 22h
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R. Kelly - Trapped in the Closet
Alt: R. Kelly - Trapped in the Closet
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Rubberband Girl @rbrbndgrl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Donald Glover's Surprised 'Good' Reaction
ALT: Donald Glover's Surprised 'Good' Reaction
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Rubberband Girl @rbrbndgrl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mom, what were you like in the 90s?
A 16 year old girl in 1993 with a dark shoulder length bob, a turquoise and fuchsia tie-dyed shirt, and a big smile.
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Rubberband Girl @rbrbndgrl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm going to have to live in Texas until I die
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Josh @joshmallow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Daily occurrence. You'd think @jaketapper.bsky.social would care, given how unbiased and sincere he is.
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Rubberband Girl @rbrbndgrl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I doubt I’ll get the Best Birthday Present Ever today, but I can dream.
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Rubberband Girl @rbrbndgrl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What every day of the last ten years has felt like.
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Rubberband Girl @rbrbndgrl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m 50 today. That feels weird to say.
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
should be instructive for democrats that Magyar is living up to his promise to prosecute Orban officials for corruption and is continuing to poll extremely highly
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Rubberband Girl @rbrbndgrl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me on the way home from work: why does my car smell so weird? Me at home: Where’s the raw chicken I bought on Sunday? Oh. That’s where.
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Rubberband Girl @rbrbndgrl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wasn’t he supposed to give some unhinged speech or other today?
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Rubberband Girl @rbrbndgrl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
AND THEY’RE SPECTACULAR
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Anyway. Not a scam. Totally legit business. The secret to never ever having Ai leak your shit is to never use them
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The fact that we've gotten to the point where this man feels comfortable speaking his mind in public is such an indictment of the 21st century as a whole
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Rubberband Girl @rbrbndgrl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A cup of what now
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(New Account) Owl @empowlractual.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gov Abbott just announced today is Dolly Parton Day in honor of her efforts for early literacy and suggested supporting libraries 👀 Smells like desperation Donate to Gina for Texas ginafortexas.com/about/
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Meet Gina | Gina Hinojosa for Texas Governor
Gina’s Story Gina began her career as an advocate for families and workers as a civil rights and union lawyer. She represented hard working Texans fighting to make sure they were treated fairly, got t...
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Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🎶always look on the briiiiight side of life
Screenshot of an IG post from WaPo with the headline “the Iran war has inadvertently lowered global greenhouse gas emissions”
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Rubberband Girl @rbrbndgrl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If FBI agents can fuck animals, airline pilots can be furries. I don’t make the rules.
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Eclipse 🏳️‍🌈 🐦‍⬛ @eclipsemage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The only thing I want his name on is a tombstone
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 22/09/2026
Will somebody please turn this into an ad?
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Rubberband Girl @rbrbndgrl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I‘m more weirded out that anyone used to like her?
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Rubberband Girl @rbrbndgrl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
No, they…ah fuck, I’m tired of this bit
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Rubberband Girl @rbrbndgrl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sundays are for laundry, groceries, and existential dread
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Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ooh! Is it time for more people to find out Jake Tapper only has a career because of a gross tabloid article he wrote about going on a completely anodyne date with Monica Lewinsky?
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Rubberband Girl @rbrbndgrl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
No, it isn’t. That isn’t true.
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Anjali Dayal @anjalikdayal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I refuse to learn what you people are talking about
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Benny Six-Cats @teeveeben.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When Bob Kraft starts to whine, ‘cause of FREE PALESTINE, thats
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Rubberband Girl @rbrbndgrl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He’s really going to do it, isn’t he
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Rubberband Girl @rbrbndgrl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Even if it were "free of charge" (it's not) how is it a gift to the American taxpayer when basically none of us will ever set foot in it? (Also, it's ugly as fuck.)
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Rubberband Girl @rbrbndgrl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This may be TMI but you guys, Buspar is a miracle drug. If anyone is dealing with severe anxiety and I can’t recommend trying it enough.
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Rubberband Girl @rbrbndgrl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Things I Was Frightened Of As A Child: 1. Bees and wasps 2. Nuclear war 3. The concept of debt (my mother explained what a mortgage was when I was 7 or 8 and I lay awake that whole night worrying about it) 4. Large Marge from Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure 5. Being grounded/punished 6. Math 7. Ghosts
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Rubberband Girl @rbrbndgrl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Regal: Now It's a Party!
ALT: Regal: Now It's a Party!
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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
They’re talking shit about you in here.
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Rubberband Girl @rbrbndgrl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I go to the gym for one hour and Trump’s trying to restart the Troubles?
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Rubberband Girl @rbrbndgrl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Fuck off
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Rubberband Girl @rbrbndgrl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Man Holds 'No' Sign
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Rubberband Girl @rbrbndgrl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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The Graduate Mrs Robinson
Alt: Dustin Hoffman as Ben Braddock, framed by Mrs. Robinson’s bent leg, as he says “Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me.”
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