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Jacques Marciano

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
‘What’s Happening Is Catastrophic and Unjustifiable,’ – Ed Sheeran Finally Breaks Silence About Ticket Sales thehardtimes.net/breaking/wha...
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‘What’s Happening Is Catastrophic and Unjustifiable,’ – Ed Sheeran Finally Breaks Silence About Ticket Sales
BOSTON — Ed Sheeran finally broke his silence to address the controversy surrounding his embattled 2026 tour following his supporting acts’ dismissal... Continue reading this gem
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 16/09/2026
memento but he's trying to figure out the mystery of the kids daycare activity carpet with the roads all over it
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Call Me by Your Ishmael
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
all Americans* *some exceptions may apply
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hot advil latte 🤤
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This is the only guy using this site correctly
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Scott Aukerman @scottaukerman.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Enough turning these animated films into live action movies. I want to see live action classics turned into animation. Gordon Gekko’s cigar exploding, turning his face black. Lawrence of Arabia imagining a sand dune as a roasted ham.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
one thing you can see on TikTok etc is that there are a lot of young, low info people whose primary exposure to the concept of antisemitism is as a bad faith smear, and my guess is that’s not good.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
It’s time for the British people to accept that all their attempts at self-government in the past 1600 years have failed, and resubmit to Roman rule
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yаna @ghola.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
i got to go make some love to olive oyl before i gets exercuted
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
A dog is smoking along with his owner. Another man walks by and asks "hey man, should your dog be smoking?" The owner of the dog says "don't worry. They're dog cigarettes."
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Sorry but if you want to have political influence you need to get out of your left-wing bubble on Bluesky and start converting eight year olds to Marxism on Roblox
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/04/2026
this is basically vulgar Making Up Guys to Get Mad At but it's a little brain melting for the continual cover-up of the epstein files to be one of the largest news stories of the year at the same time as the shitty michael jackson hagiography breaks box office records
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Stay in the know, but remember to practice self care and touch grass and seek laughter and whatnot.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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onion person @junlper.beer · 27/03/2026
MASSIVE WIN: no one wants to live in the united states anymore
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.
Just-released photo of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson from the live-action Moana
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
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Mr Targeted Harassment @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Steve Janowski from Eastbound and down with the quote, "What day/night will be the wildest party on= our island?"
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Talia al Ghoul 🏳️‍⚧️ @usili.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Bilbo looking at his phone top

on bottom is ChatGPT

After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?

You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino discovered to have been one child in a trenchcoat
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
Tweet exchange in which a photo of Anne Hathaway is posted by @TheRoyalSerf, to which user @VvSchweetz24 replies "@grok...do your thing.

@Grok replies: Anne Hathaway isn't Jewish; she was raised Catholic but left the church. She married Adam Shulman (who is Jewish) in 2012 and celebrates Jewish holidays with their kids. SHe's played Jewish roles, like in "Armageddon Time."
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wyatt dunkin @wyattduncan.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
new year
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Shintaro Kago
Shintaro Kago
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
jared kushner is the forrest gump of all the worst events in recent history
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Jared Kushner is part of Paramount's hostile bid for Warner Bros. Discovery
Paramount is telling WBD shareholders that it has a smoother path to regulatory approval than does Netflix.
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Seva @seva.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
image of karl marx as a superhero with the text "thomas chatterton williams is joining the war on pedophilia on the side of pedophilia"
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I said abolish and I fucking meant it @astridoverthere.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default. Here's how to turn it off. First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Screenshot of the top of a Bsky feed, with a red circle around the hamburger menu in the top left.
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
“A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe…”
Trump cognitive test featuring a lion, a rhino, and a camel
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flanthippe @flanthippe.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
Barry Lyndon × 21 Savage "a lot"
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Jane Goodall, ethologist and conservationist, has died. She was 91
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Pete Hegseth has ordered the Washington Generals to napalm the Harlem Globetrotters
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Daniel Duncan @danielduncan.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
alguém pra entrar no condomínio do bolsonaro assim
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ceej @ceej.online · 20/08/2025
(nodding) night corn
screenshot of a chumbox link that reads "Chuck Norris: This Night Routine Makes Me Feel Years Younger" and a photo of chuck in front of a microphone superimposed over a blurry photo of two grilled corn cobs
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
It's very telling that the far left refuses to support huge pieces of shit who everyone hates
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Broti Gupta @brotigupta.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
criminals in DC? yeah, they live at friggen 1600 Pennsylvania Ave...........
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gil, a finite mode @gilmorejon.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
wait the math on this is actually hilarious. given that the current federal minimum wage is $7.25/hr and an espresso martini is usually like 15 bucks, a $30 dollar espresso martini in a $30-an-hour minimum wage world represents a doubling of real purchasing power lol
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.
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Jun34u @jun34u.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Unlike CEOs and other executives, individual contributors understand concert OPSEC
A photo of a TV where a woman dressed as a ghost for the Eras Tour is interviewed by local news. The caption reads “Woman hides identity because she called in sick to work.”
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Ashley Feinberg @ashleyfeinberg.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
haven't seen moves like this since ted cruz was running for president
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 01/07/2025
Very striking how every right-wing conspiracy freakout was just a prophecy of what they planned on eventually doing - whether it was Jade Helm or FEMA camps, the moment they had the opportunity to make these imaginary monstrosities they came up with come to life, they did
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IT’S FUCKING DRACULA!!! 🇵🇷 @superbulletwill.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller June 04,1945
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
         How's That Again?
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THEY SAY HE'S VERY SMART

SEZ WHO?

I DON'T BELIEVE DAT BUNK ABOUT
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SORRY, PAL - I HAVEN'T
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THE ELEPHANT PICKS SLUGGO UP BY THE LEG AND SHAKES HIM, CAUSING PEANUTS TO FALL OUT OF SLUGGO’S
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare
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calizaybak.bsky.social @calizaybak.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Marge pointing at a bird outside a pet shop saying "Look, Homer, there's that bird you like to argue with."
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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
#teslatakedown
Kombucha Girl meme. First panel (ew face) reads: Believing Elon Musk when he says he's done trying to buy elections

Second panel (OK face): Making sure Elon Musk doesn't have money to buy elections
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