[this space intentionally left dank] @zomg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Jack Reacher is like if Sherlock Holmes was addicted to protein powder instead of cocaine 000
Reposted by [this space intentionally left dank]rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026you guys broke watergate 22889401222
Reposted by [this space intentionally left dank]Bonez 🤍 @luckybonez.bsky.social · 22/09/2026You can pry the hope and love out of my cold dead corpse. I will ALWAYS be kind and good. 111191401
Reposted by [this space intentionally left dank]Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 15/06/2023HER: Did you eat my Milk Duds? ME: *silently chews for 7 minutes, finally swallows* first of all, i don't appreciate your accusations 81160253
Reposted by [this space intentionally left dank]log̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Scientists baffled by "somehow gayer" method of eating banana 0193
Reposted by [this space intentionally left dank]Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This is very powerful 47116471
Reposted by [this space intentionally left dank]Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026it’s time to give Ms Rachel a gundam 5051371134
Reposted by [this space intentionally left dank]Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 10/09/2026What about like SNL but with the Muppets and every episode they have a human celebrity guest star doing bits and sketches with them. You could call it The Muppet Show. 338396
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Reposted by [this space intentionally left dank]Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 03/06/2026lmao 23111283327
Reposted by [this space intentionally left dank]scary strategies @stablestrategys.bsky.social · 25/08/2026thinkin abt this pic of my grandpa and grandma my dad took one time. they argued a lot but it was always clear they loved each other deeply 10817150
Reposted by [this space intentionally left dank]Kane @demikane.bsky.social · 23/08/2026So many people get to experience the Beauty & the Beast unit soon 2661311783
Reposted by [this space intentionally left dank]Brandon Donato @bd22101.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Sony’s Crusade of Hatred against Physical Media continues. 011
[this space intentionally left dank] @zomg.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I'm offended when people use ai to weasel out of the consequences of their own actions. It makes honest, hardworking bullshitters like me look lazy and I won't stand for it 000
Reposted by [this space intentionally left dank]hailien 👽 @hailien.bsky.social · 17/08/2026i miss her 0131
Reposted by [this space intentionally left dank]spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 09/08/2026please god grant me the money i need to fuck off forever 1629
[this space intentionally left dank] @zomg.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Jason vs. Backrooms is a legitimately great premise 010
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Reposted by [this space intentionally left dank]Jeremy Glover @jgrantglover.bsky.social · 08/07/2026There’s a scene in the dystopian sci-fi movie Minority Report where Tom Cruise’s character is riding in an autonomous vehicle that gets remotely commandeered by the police to bring him into custody. The audience is supposed to see this as flagrant disregard for privacy and due process. 3533701022
Reposted by [this space intentionally left dank]don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 08/07/2026 414428
Reposted by [this space intentionally left dank]Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 07/07/20261. e4 4532
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[this space intentionally left dank] @zomg.bsky.social · 29/06/2026youtu.be/lpVCG2ZpZtQ?...youtu.beIt's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Dee's Obama Impression Part 1/2YouTube video by Frank Reynolds (Best of Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia) 000
Reposted by [this space intentionally left dank]Fascist Dem Tracker @fascistdemtracker.bsky.social · 17/06/2026INT. A dark room A man with two broken arms and no pants stands in the doorway. MAN: I'm putting together a team. Camera cuts to a rusted knife resting next to a toilet. Black out. 🎶This is my fight song-🎶 Credits. 2203
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[this space intentionally left dank] @zomg.bsky.social · 12/06/2026big pizza chain stuffed crust ranking: 1. pizza hut 2. little caesars 3. dominos 4. papa johns 100
Reposted by [this space intentionally left dank]the most typical @jazzpomegranate.com · 05/06/2026well that was a fun time at the movies 7273
Reposted by [this space intentionally left dank]Byronic Commando @wench.bsky.social · 02/06/2026We are fucking under attack 242094
[this space intentionally left dank] @zomg.bsky.social · 02/06/2026this was the best announcement from the state of play and its not even remotely close 000
[this space intentionally left dank] @zomg.bsky.social · 31/05/2026wondering how good of a creative writing exercise it would be to start a parody account of the shitlibs who respond to every post with something about trump. Like how much can I contort even the most innocuous of posts I to some cornball shit about impeachment 110
Reposted by [this space intentionally left dank]Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 16/05/2026real 1162
Reposted by [this space intentionally left dank]Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 13/05/2026 19512
Reposted by [this space intentionally left dank]don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 05/05/2026trump take newegg 1262
[this space intentionally left dank] @zomg.bsky.social · 05/05/20261. The Last Jedi 2. Empire Strikes Back 3. Revenge of the Sith 4. A New Hope 5. Return of the Jedi 000
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[this space intentionally left dank] @zomg.bsky.social · 25/04/2026it's also my birthday so you all have to be nice to me 000
Reposted by [this space intentionally left dank]Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 16/04/2026We should have never doubted this man 57109032582