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Zoe, She/Her, 30 | If I talk it's about my hyperfixations, right now final fantasy and one piece 🩵 @idkashiguess.bsky.social

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[this space intentionally left dank] @zomg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jack Reacher is like if Sherlock Holmes was addicted to protein powder instead of cocaine
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you guys broke watergate
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Bonez 🤍 @luckybonez.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You can pry the hope and love out of my cold dead corpse. I will ALWAYS be kind and good.
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 15/06/2023
HER: Did you eat my Milk Duds? ME: *silently chews for 7 minutes, finally swallows* first of all, i don't appreciate your accusations
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log̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Scientists baffled by "somehow gayer" method of eating banana
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is very powerful
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it’s time to give Ms Rachel a gundam
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What about like SNL but with the Muppets and every episode they have a human celebrity guest star doing bits and sketches with them. You could call it The Muppet Show.
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Big Metallic D @bigmetallicd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ravenous Samus quoting the post below
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
lmao
The trolley car problem with Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner. The trolley car defies the laws of physics and slams into Wile E. Coyote.
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scary strategies @stablestrategys.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
thinkin abt this pic of my grandpa and grandma my dad took one time. they argued a lot but it was always clear they loved each other deeply
siskel and ebert
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Kane @demikane.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
So many people get to experience the Beauty & the Beast unit soon
Old 2022 Tweet from @TheOmegaVirus

Mgs4 boss: *Tries to give Snake a lapdance and dies"

Drebin: "That was Angry Armadillo, she was forced to eat cement as a child"
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Brandon Donato @bd22101.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Sony’s Crusade of Hatred against Physical Media continues.
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[this space intentionally left dank] @zomg.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I'm offended when people use ai to weasel out of the consequences of their own actions. It makes honest, hardworking bullshitters like me look lazy and I won't stand for it
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hailien 👽 @hailien.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
i miss her
screenshot of the Bluesky app on my phone screen, with the OG app icon of an actual blue sky with fluffy clouds. the notification bubble says 6,022
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[this space intentionally left dank] @zomg.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Gregory house from house md
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[this space intentionally left dank] @zomg.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Kreia from Kotor 2 with a quote bubble
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[this space intentionally left dank] @zomg.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
there are 29 year old zoomers
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 09/08/2026
please god grant me the money i need to fuck off forever
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[this space intentionally left dank] @zomg.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Jason vs. Backrooms is a legitimately great premise
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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[this space intentionally left dank] @zomg.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
George Lucas's Paradise Lost
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[this space intentionally left dank] @zomg.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Robert Metalgear
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Nathan Edwards @grackle.space · 10/07/2026
none pizza with left all
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Danielle @as-per-danielle.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
emilypopcast 3h
Al artwork looks the way Christian rock sounds.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
superman
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Jeremy Glover @jgrantglover.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
There’s a scene in the dystopian sci-fi movie Minority Report where Tom Cruise’s character is riding in an autonomous vehicle that gets remotely commandeered by the police to bring him into custody. The audience is supposed to see this as flagrant disregard for privacy and due process.
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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[this space intentionally left dank] @zomg.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
David Lynch's 12 angry men
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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
1. e4
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Feena van @feenavan2099.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
EVERY TIME YOU REPOST THIS KITTY

A TRANSPHOBIC STATE LEGISLATURE DIES
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[this space intentionally left dank] @zomg.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
youtu.be/lpVCG2ZpZtQ?...
youtu.be
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Dee's Obama Impression Part 1/2
YouTube video by Frank Reynolds (Best of Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia)
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Fascist Dem Tracker @fascistdemtracker.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
INT. A dark room A man with two broken arms and no pants stands in the doorway. MAN: I'm putting together a team. Camera cuts to a rusted knife resting next to a toilet. Black out. 🎶This is my fight song-🎶 Credits.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Garth Marenghi saying "I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards."
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[this space intentionally left dank] @zomg.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
big pizza chain stuffed crust ranking: 1. pizza hut 2. little caesars 3. dominos 4. papa johns
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the most typical @jazzpomegranate.com · 05/06/2026
well that was a fun time at the movies
star wars: the mandalorian and grogu (3 1/2 stars)

i feel like george lucas would be proud of this one
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Byronic Commando @wench.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
We are fucking under attack
the god of war laufey cover art with a mobile game play free button in the corner
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[this space intentionally left dank] @zomg.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
this was the best announcement from the state of play and its not even remotely close
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[this space intentionally left dank] @zomg.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
wondering how good of a creative writing exercise it would be to start a parody account of the shitlibs who respond to every post with something about trump. Like how much can I contort even the most innocuous of posts I to some cornball shit about impeachment
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Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
real
Bilbo why shouldn't I keep it meme but he's justifying listening to Coheed and Cambria's album 'In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3' again
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Screencap from star wars a new hope showing obi wan Kenobi saying "well, of course I know him. He's me."
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[this space intentionally left dank] @zomg.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
no, no, and no send skeet
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
trump take newegg
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[this space intentionally left dank] @zomg.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
1. The Last Jedi 2. Empire Strikes Back 3. Revenge of the Sith 4. A New Hope 5. Return of the Jedi
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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[this space intentionally left dank] @zomg.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
it's also my birthday so you all have to be nice to me
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[this space intentionally left dank] @zomg.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
"Coney Island Pizza Omelette" made in the font and style of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
We should have never doubted this man
George Lucas Saying “And then 'Senator Crappo' will be the guy who makes the taxes worse"
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