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Danielle

@as-per-danielle.bsky.social
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chaotic good. clever. colourful. corgis. Gastronaut. Naps, sloths. HBO. politics. opinions my own. Vancouver-ish.

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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 2h
“your days are numbered” yeah, and? that’s what a calendar is
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Danielle @as-per-danielle.bsky.social · 47m
But he’s a beardo!!!
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Danielle @as-per-danielle.bsky.social · 21h
Thanksgiving is coming, so I need to remind everyone that Costco’s pumpkin pie isn’t actually good. You’ve just never eaten a pie with homemade crust before.
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Danielle @as-per-danielle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The millennial version: “But dad, you steal satellite signals!” Vs. “some people think I eat too many choc-o-late bars”
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AJ Hamilton 🇨🇦 @aj-hamilton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We’re an imperfect country and that means coming to terms with our past so we can build a better future together 🇨🇦
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Danielle @as-per-danielle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time to find out if my orange shirt fits
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Danielle @as-per-danielle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There’s literally nothing worse than a men’s rights activist
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
they should invent a google maps integration that detects if you're trying to run errands when a nearby school is letting out and slaps you in the face
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Danielle @as-per-danielle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
men have been doing this to women since like eternity. Beer brewing, DNA, big eye paintings, etc etc
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
oxidative stress
@MojitoSlammer

I was trying to hide that I was eating a cheese stick at my desk and my coworker took a pic of me and accused me of vaping in the office
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Danielle @as-per-danielle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s hard when you’re thinking about putting yourself back out into dating again, when every 2nd article is about not just individual rapists, but about entire systems that are set up so that depraved men can take what they want and face no consequences.
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Recession indicator
A box of Hamburger helper. At the top it says to try using hot dogs instead of ground beef
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
my hips do lie if you looked at them you’d never guess i ate all the leftover chicken parm during the night
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Danielle @as-per-danielle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Taylor Swift has a new song out called “Cleveland.” It tells the story of an alternate universe where Liz Lemon moved there with Floyd. And they did get that IKEA.
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Danielle @as-per-danielle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I just round out that Kirk from Gilmore Girls plays Rocket Raccoon’s body.
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Danielle @as-per-danielle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m listening to the most delusional racist person in the dentist waiting room
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Peter 🇨🇦 @wanderedwest.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We play hardball here. @davidebybc.bsky.social #BCpoli
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Danielle @as-per-danielle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I love when there’s D-list celebrities on Below Deck, like Erica from the Bachelor, and Justin Guarini.
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Robert Jago @rjjago.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A Vancouver-area First Nation has issued a travel advisory for the US, after members were detained by ICE.
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True North Eager Beaver Media (he/him/Hey, Mr. Beaver, eh?) @trueeager.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In case anybody is keeping score... #BCPoli
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Danielle @as-per-danielle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So even the interim leader of centre bc went back to the conservatives 🙄
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Danielle @as-per-danielle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Really sad about the shooting at the synagogue in Ontario. No one should be shot at in their place of worship. And it’s really bad when people can’t distinguish between a government and a religion.
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Eoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
31% of libs surveyed publicly told a pollster they would feel positive if Trump was popped during a speech lol
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/09/2026
LMFAO -- Trump is holding an event at the White House right now but there's no audio because the press pool isn't there. The Newsmax host notes that this is an example of Trump's attacks on the press "backfiring just a little bit"
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Danielle @as-per-danielle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The more I see the Lindsay Clancy trial discussed by men online, it’s pretty clear that a lot of them don’t care that kids died, they’re just incensed because they think she got away with it for being a woman.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Today’s Baseball Name is Dry, who played minor league baseball in 1906
Dry
Bats: Unknown • Throws: Unknown View Player Info from the B-R Bullpen
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 21/09/2026
Well well well, someone said the quiet part out loud
60 Minutes (@60Minutes) on X:

“This is the first time in my adult life where there's been an issue that's come up that I feel like is going to directly impact me,” says Dave Lowe, a lifelong conservative Republican who lives near a proposed data center in Texas.

A middle-aged white man with a white beard, a cowboy hat, and a shirt stares at the camera
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Danielle @as-per-danielle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You're not leaving the table until you finish your Al generated chocolate peanut butter cup real flavoured milk !!!
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Danielle @as-per-danielle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Whomp, there it is!
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David Moscrop @davidmoscrop.com · 20/09/2026
If you are in line to quit the BC Conservative Party, stay in line!
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Danielle @as-per-danielle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He even got a lil kiss
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Danielle @as-per-danielle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
MLA Linda Hepner leaves
BC Conservative Party
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Danielle @as-per-danielle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pippa at her “first day of school” photos today
Cute corgi standing at a table waving
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Danielle @as-per-danielle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Diesel is $2.969/L today. By far the highest I’ve seen in my lifetime.
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Danielle @as-per-danielle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My maple tree has gone full Canadian colours! 🍁🇨🇦 I’ve been growing it since 2023.
Red maple tree on a balcony
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Shannon Waters @sobittersosweet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bernier is stepping down as Centre BC leader in favor of Peter Milobar, the interim leader of the unnamed party #bcpoli
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Danielle @as-per-danielle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Update
 more MLAs 'no longer affiliated' with B.C.
Conservative Party: clerk's office
B.C. Legislative Assembly website says B.C.
Conservatives have 25 MLAs
Katie DeRosa • CBC News •
Posted: Sep 18, 2026 12:02 PM PDT | Last
Updated: 1 hour ago
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 18/09/2026
You'll never guess what this is in reply to.


Joel Berry
@JoelWBerry
The destruction is intentional. They don’t care if this loses money. This is not meant as an entertainment offering. This is a cultural and political project meant to destroy Christianity in the Western imagination, and they’ll happily lose money to do so.
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Danielle @as-per-danielle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
OT VNEWS
Skeena MLA Claire Rattée is seen in an image from her official
Facebook page.
VICTORIA — The British Columbia Conservative Party has lost another caucus member, with Claire Rattée becoming the 10th to leave since August.
The office of the clerk confirms that Rattée is no longer a member of the official Opposition caucus, while the number of Independents in the legislature has gone up to 15.
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Danielle @as-per-danielle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There needs to be a show about the founding fathers coming back to present day America (thru a wormhole or something) and how each and society reacts. I have so many ideas for this and I’m not even American.
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Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 17/09/2026
“A senior executive at Microsoft said A.I. systems built on the work of others will be seen as ‘an astonishing theft of unprecedented proportions’ and possibly the greatest robbery of labor in human history, according to court documents unredacted Thursday in an ongoing Manhattan lawsuit.”
orlandosentinel.com
Docs in A.I. copyright suit reveal startling admission by Microsoft exec over ‘astonishing theft’
The admission appeared in a newly unredacted filing in the landmark copyright infringement legal battle playing out between newspapers like the Orlando Sentinel and tech companies Microsoft and OpenAI...
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Danielle @as-per-danielle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I finished widows bay and Pluribus and I need a new show
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Time for some positive news …
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 17/09/2026
dudes rock
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Ned Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Okay so @defector.com has had an odd glitch since the site redesign a couple of weeks back where the wrong photo and headline are often put together on the main page and I was going to ask them about fixing it but this just happened and as far as I'm concerned they have to leave it as is.
Screenshot for a Defector podcast episode with the headline "Consider the Emotional Lives of Scallops" only the accompanying photo is a white gormless stubbled red-headed UK singer of recent notoriety giving a flat smile to the camera while wearing a washed out peach top as beige as he is against a flat background. So, actually, probably a scallop anyway.
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Danielle @as-per-danielle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Of course it’s Collins.
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Danielle @as-per-danielle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
7am and I’ve already been blocked by a Zionist for saying that this song is correct and not antisemitism. I’m also from a country that did white supremacy/colonialism and I can differentiate between the government and churches that perpetrated this and all the country’s people.
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HIND'S HALL
Song by Macklemore • 2024
Overview
Lyrics
Yeah
The people, they won't leave
What is threatenin' about divesting and wantin' peace?
The problem isn't the protests, it's what they re protesting
It goes against what our country is funding (Hey) Block the barricade until Palestine is free (Hey) Block the barricade until Palestine is free
When I was seven, I learned a lesson from Cube and Eazy-E
What was it again? Oh yeah, fuck the police (woo)
Actors in badges protecting property
And a system that was designed by white supremacy (brrt)
But the people are in the streets
You can pay off Meta, you can't pay off me Politicians who serve by any means AIPAC, CUFI, and all the companies
You see, we sell fear around the land of the free But this generation here is about to cut the strings You can ban Tiklok, take us out the algorithm But it's too late, we've seen the truth, we bear witness Seen the rubble, the buildings, the mothers and the children
And all the men that you murdered, and then we see how you spin it
Who gets the right to defend and who gets the right of resistance
Has always been about dollars and the color of your pigment, but
White supremacy is finally on blast
Screamin', "Free Ralastine" 'iltheyebome at last7:011
Screamin', "Free Palestine" 'til they're home at last
We see the lies in 'em
Claimin' it's antisemitic to be anti-Zionist
I've seen Jewish brothers and sisters out there and ridin' in
Solidarity and screamin', "Free Palestine" with them Organizin', unlearnin' and finally cuttin' ties with A state that's gotta rely on an apartheid system To uphold an occupyin' violent
History been repeating for the last seventy-five The Nakba never ended, the colonizer lied (woo)
If students in tents posted on the lawn Occupyin' the quad is really against the law And a reason to call in the police and their squad
Where does genocide land in your definition, huh? (Hey-hey)
Destroyin' every college in Gaza and every mosque Pushin' everyone into Rafah and droppin' bombs The blood is on your hands, Biden, we can see it all And fuck no, I'm not votin' for you in the fall (woo)
Undecided
You can't twist the truth, the people out here united Never be defeated when freedom's on the horizon Yet the music industry's quiet, complicit in their platform of silence (hey, woo)
What happened to the artist? What d'you got to say?
If I was on a label, you could drop me today I'd be fine with it 'cause the heart fed my page I want a ceasefire, fuck a response from Drake (woo)
What you willin' to risk? What you willin' to give?
What if you were in Gaza? What if those were your kids?
If the West was pretendin' that you didn't exist
You'd want the world to stand up and the students finally did, let's get it (woo)
Brrt
Woo
Source: LvricFind
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Sandhya Dirks @audiosand.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
At the memorial for Balbir Singh Sodhi, a Sikh man murdered 25 years ago today by a white man seeking “revenge” for 9/11. This was a defining event for the south asian American community, the first murder in a wave of violence and hate that would impact brown people across America.
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