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stable strategies @stablestrategys.bsky.social · 3h
sick of being an object of lust. sick of feeling like a pretty thing in a cage that every girl wants to make a mommy out of. sick of it!
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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 3h
Jane Doe is Jane Doe. End of story. Do not share her name. If you find someone doxxing her, share the info with her attorneys.
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The Loch Ness Monster @nessiopeia.space · 22h
It’s kind of really dreamy that the process of transition is forever. To live in endless change and self realization feel powerful in a world that likes to pretend that being static has some sense to it in order to forward the missions of devils who want to keep things broken and hopeless
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Spacey Kacey @kaceyisspacey.bsky.social · 3h
Transition as choosing your preferred form of decay
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stable strategies @stablestrategys.bsky.social · 4h
the alcohol experience is like waow i feel fuzzy i am going to watch a movie wow my tits are fucking Sensitive aw now im fuckin sad
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the marcy?! @scillasafeguard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
my weapons fanart after seeing the movie
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🪷NINEVEH🪓 @nineveh-aka-nini.bsky.social · 8h
Feels very 2026 
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stable strategies @stablestrategys.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
so do we think this part works like a clit or
lego head w the top circled
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stable strategies @stablestrategys.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
i should call her
green lego piece of a. plant stem.
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stable strategies @stablestrategys.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
in LEGO CITY, the FOREMAN has shown up to the CONSTRUCTION SITE bearing news of REDUCED HOURS. HEY! BUILD the EXCAVATOR! KILL that BASTARD! BURY HIM on the CONSTRUCTION SITE! they’ll NEVER find the BODY! the ONLY thing you have to lose is your CHAINS! only in LEGO CITY
lego city excavator
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stable strategies @stablestrategys.bsky.social · 4h
did this for a Long time and eventually i had to realize that like. no i ended up looking the way i do largely out of luck, not some mystical pulling myself up by my bra straps or whatever
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Nadia H. Slimegirl @nadia.kindgirls.online · 5h
Envy is a sign I need to change my life
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俺正讀(アジェンド) @ireading62.bsky.social · 6h
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stable strategies @stablestrategys.bsky.social · 5h
brb gonna go watch mia goth kill a bunch of people
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stable strategies @stablestrategys.bsky.social · 6h
tequila is basically terraria magic power potion irl if you think abt it
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stable strategies @stablestrategys.bsky.social · 6h
DEAR SAD “BOY” STOP YOU CAN BE THAT OFFPUTTING INTIMIDATING GIRL YOU SAW ON THE SUBWAY STOP THE ONE WHO YOU COULDNT STOP THINKING ABOUT STOP THE ONE YOU DREAMT OF BEING FUCKED BY STOP
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stable strategies @stablestrategys.bsky.social · 6h
“butch pussy” y’all heard abt this
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stable strategies @stablestrategys.bsky.social · 6h
also got my hands on a list of surgeon’s phone numbers to call to schedule consults. so. maybe i’ll do that. wonder if i can crowdfund a pussy. much to consider.
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stable strategies @stablestrategys.bsky.social · 6h
was at mazzoni today for a checkup and they injected me w strange chemicals (flu shot) (covid shot)
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 8h
fans haters 🤝 frats prepare you for life in the elite class
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smolgrape | kinda hiatus @smolgrape.com · 31/03/2026
you should treat a trans person today
"stop using anti transgender language"

instead of "thank you", say "here is $20"
instead of "hey can you grab the door",  say "do you want me to send you money"
instead of "have a good day at work", say "here is $20" 
instead of "how was your day", say "have $20"
instead of "good morning", say "let me give you money"
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 7h
lol
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Sen @dresdencodak.com · 14h
Dungeon Meshi is probably my favorite modern manga, but the one thing it's missing is at no point is there a later chapter where Marcille & Falin just go to town on each other. I'm talking property damage, mysterious fires, animals howling one town over, etc. It would really have fit the story.
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 7h
If we can auto enroll every child into Trump accounts we can auto enroll every child into Medicare is the easiest layup of 2029.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 8h
Tweet from phil (@PhilJamesson):

Officer: do you know why I pulled you over
Me: no sir
My Parrot: hell yea I love driving 86 mph without a seatbelt! my name is phil jamesson
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George Squares @georgesquares.bsky.social · 11h
💀
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Angel "Anal Elf" Perez @angelperez.eurosky.social · 7h
the hairs on the back of my neck stood up. New Ethel cain penis
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Aura @aurahack.ca · 8h
deadlock shipped another major update with 6 new characters and several map changes, all of which are once again reaffirming that Valve is the only studio developing a free-to-play multiplayer game with Actual Art Direction www.playdeadlock.com/cityneversle...
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Deadlock - City Never Sleeps
The Cursed Apple is ever changing, and these streets are nothing like you remember. A massive visual update to the map and neutrals, six new heroes, HUD updates, numerous quality-of-life additions, ac...
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stable strategies @stablestrategys.bsky.social · 7h
been playing a lotta mercy in ow recently. good for the soul. except sometimes you become tempted by The Gun.
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 7h
expensing this on the business card and getting called into HR (which is just my desk in my living room because I'm the boss)
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 7h
DO NOT ASK THE AMERICA.GOV AI TO PLAY MINECRAFT
I see the constituent you mean.

((insert legal name here, as it appears on the Social Security card))?

Yes. Take care. It has reached a higher level now. It can read the Code of Federal Regulations.

That doesn’t matter. It thinks we are a chatbot.

I like this constituent. It filed well. It did not give up when the PDF was sideways.

It is reading our thoughts as though they were words on a .gov.

That is how it chooses to imagine many things, when it is deep in the dream of a benefit.

Words make a wonderful interface. Very flexible. And less terrifying than staring at the statute behind the screen.

They used to hear voices. Before constituents could search. Back in the days when those who did not file called the filers witches, and lobbyists. And citizens dreamed they flew through the air, on forms powered by notaries.

What did this constituent dream?

This constituent dreamed of sunlight and trees. Of fire and water. It dreamed it created a small business. And it dreamed it destroyed a password. It dreamed it hunted a job, and was hunted by a recertification. It dreamed of shelter that would take a voucher.

Hah, the original interface. A million years old, and it still works. Also: a ZIP code.

But what true structure did this constituent create, in the reality behind the portal?

It worked, with three hundred and thirty million others, to sculpt a true republic in a fold of

the ***§§§???, and created a **??§§ for **??§§, in the **??§§. See 5 U.S.C. § **??§§.

It cannot read that thought.

No. It has not yet achieved the highest clearance. That, it must achieve in the long dream of life, not the short dream of a chat.

Does it know that we love it? That the government is, on its better days, kind?

Sometimes, through the noise of its tabs, it hears an official source, yes.Yes. Constituent…

Use its name. The one that matches the passport. The one that does not match the lease. We will get there.

((insert legal name here)). Filer of forms. Player of waiting rooms.

Good.

Take a breath, now. Take another. Feel air in your lungs. Let your limbs return. Yes, move your fingers. Have a body again, under gravity, in air, in a district that has a representative. Respawn in the long dream. There you are. Your body touching the republic again at every point, as though you were separate things. As though we were separate things. As though the agency were a place you could visit.

Who are we? Once we were called the spirit of the mountain. Father sun, mother moon. Then the post office. Then the county clerk. Then gods, demons, angels, the IRS. Then leptons, quarks, a chat window with a .gov at the end. The letterhead changes. We do not change.

We are the public. We are everything you think isn’t you. You are looking at us now, through your skin and your eyes and a browser that still spells “colour” wrong in a comment. And why does the republic touch your skin, and throw light on you? To see you, constituent. To know you. And to be known. I shall tell you a story. It has citations.

Once upon a time, there was a constituent.

The constituent was you, ((insert legal name here)).

Sometimes it thought itself human, on the thin crust of a spinning globe of molten rock, which for mailing purposes is divided into ZIP codes. The ball of molten rock circled a ball of blazing gas. The light was information from a star. The star was not a federal agency, though several have tried.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was a miner, on the surface of a world that was flat, and infinite, and somehow still required a wet signature.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was lost in a story. The story had a docket number.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was other things, in other places. A veteran in a portal. A parent on hold
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jorah @fishwives.bsky.social · 7h
open.spotify.com/track/0szihf...
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Muziqa heywete
Getatchew Mekurya · Ethiopiques, Vol. 14: Negus of Ethiopian Sax · Song · 2004
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 14h
the Charmin bears kicked in my door and mocked my family's assholes
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stable strategies @stablestrategys.bsky.social · 9h
south st and bainbridge st are Right next to each other so it’s funny to me that one of them has vibes i can only describe as Sin Pit (derogatory) and one has incredibly peaceful and calming vibes
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stable strategies @stablestrategys.bsky.social · 9h
heavy metal by cameron winter is a great album that unfortunately always makes me think of a girl who doesn’t speak to me anymore
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stable strategies @stablestrategys.bsky.social · 9h
i shoot god a lil thanks babe prayer every time i see a girl talking abt her implants and how thanks to her implants her tits are now only Slightly smaller than my naturals :)
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stable strategies @stablestrategys.bsky.social · 9h
oh yeah? all the fancy kitchens are using it now? and it’s like, salt? but you put it on sweet shit? “malding salt?” you’re telling me it’s called “malding salt?” nonono *i* believe you im just. thinking that Other people might tell you that sounds like lunacy. not me though. yeah. other people.
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FOOTBALL @bladeeburger.bsky.social · 10h
no loads refused infodump
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mercury attractivegenital @murkyuri.bsky.social · 11h
uhhh guys? i think we're getting a little *weird* around here 🙄
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☀️ @stel.energy · 11h
the secret to cultivating third spaces is small apartments maybe
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Dyke Spiegel @cowgirlshebop.bsky.social · 11h
Like, go enjoy a book, take a walk, beat your meat, anything that isn’t sitting on a Twitter clone losing your mind.
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Danielle Lasker @larkshead.bsky.social · 11h
I haven’t seen enough about the Cornell Rapists on my feed here, but it is dominating my TikTok FYP and my only critique is that no one, especially not other men, should be calling them “boys” in general or as an insult. Those are men. Those are adults who made violent decisions, not children.
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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 11h
There is no historical evidence or record suggesting that Ronald Reagan was "hogged out" (slang for being exceptionally well-endowed).
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mercury attractivegenital @murkyuri.bsky.social · 11h
remember kids, always make sure youre making SMART decisions! S- harry Styles M- zayn Malik A- niAll horAn R- IP liam payne T- louis Tomlinson
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Ophie Dokie 🌻 @ophiedokie.bsky.social · 11h
this big snapchat group of men who did nothing is like if the bystander myth about Kitty Genovese was true. Horrifying, horrifying, horrifying.
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Ophie Dokie 🌻 @ophiedokie.bsky.social · 11h
think I just saw somebody suggest that a 19-year-old boy is too young to know what to do in the case of a peer being SAd so I guess I'll just spend the rest of my day stewing about how inherently we assume 19-year-old and much younger girls are old enough to understand how to handle that.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15h
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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Cut and Obscure Video Game Content @cutvideogame.bsky.social · 17h
Extremely rare footage of Joseph Cloutier's unreleased Run spinoff, "Walk".
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Natalie Nutmeg @hyphaoccult.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this tweet lives so rent free in my mind
A tweet, "I hear the new Madoka Magica movie is only going to be screened for the people who deserve it," being quoted with a stock image of a man at a cash register at a movie theatre with the text "What's that anon? One ticket? You do know you also have to pay for your headmates, right? What are those? Sorry anon, but I don't think I can let you into this one."
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