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ScaryCatalyst 🎃 at PRGE @straycatalyst.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Thank you @theonion.com for gracing the 99% of Seattle! I supped on popcorn chicken and the tasty 0.01% cocktail I got a million Onionbux!

A million dollar Onion bill stacked on a Sickos keychain and special edition The Onion Inequality edition paper

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I don't think allosexuals should fuck a couch. I think when they do it they're reinforcing impending doom.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026

This Weeks Onion Magazine: Sydney Sweeney, 200 Feet Away And Under A Space Blanket: Let’s See You Pervs Jerk Off To This

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Handy Devine 🇵🇸🏴 @almightybob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

how soon we forget

a sim stuck in a pool with no ladder to get out

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diabolical yuca @cassavasprout.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

being a transman feels like this to me

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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Keisei Panda is the mascot of the Keisei Electric Railway. An alien prince from the planet Panda, he has narrow eyes and human-style lips. Because of his lazy lifestyle, the king banished him to Earth to grow up.

A shiny panda mascot with sleepy eyes and pursed lips wears a blue shoulder bag and a red bow tie and is standing on a blue carpet.

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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Baskin-Robbins Sunflower Power (1979-1980): Lemon ice cream loaded up with candy-coated sunflower seeds

A very 70's looking drawing of a field of sunflowers holding yellow ice cream cones, as a ring of seeds dance around a pole and a lemon looks on

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

felony martinez in the year of our lord 2026??

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 28/09/2026

gregging has got to be a slang term for something right? I mean no one gets away with a name like that for long

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

oh no that’s toDAY? ??

my Google Calendar for September 28th and there is only one event shown, which is at 2pm. It is titled “Make A Phone Call”

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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Oh, Jeeves, please fetch my posts. I wish to provide hollow validation on the Internet.

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heejinsoulyves. Sullyoon, Kyujin, Giselle, Tzuyu @heejinsoulyves.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Can we talk about Yves in this fit!! x.com/woobadtz/sta... #Yves #LOONA #kpop #music #fashion

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orrery @orrery.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Vivi Instagram Story

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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 25/09/2026

Solo poly hijab-inspired secular accessory amputee

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"touch grass" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey problematic tbh

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fellas, is it ignorant to eat chess pieces?

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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

For sale: Bluesky joke, never understood

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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Sagae City’s mascot is Cherrin, a cherry fairy with cherries on her head. Her scarf is made of soba noodles, and on her belly is the city flower, the azalea.

A mascot with big eyes, rosy cheeks, and two giant cherries on her head, is standing in a convention centre.

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Accented Cinema @accentedcinema.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If you haven't heard: China's ugliest animation Niu Lai is now reportedly the most profitable film ever, hailed as "handcrafted slop" in an age of AI. It was the newest viral sensation. Except... that's not actually the full story. Here is the complete and unhinged saga. youtu.be/p-5N4hdfGOE

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China Cheered an Ugly Movie Out of Spite | Niu La

YouTube video by Accented Cinema

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It's too depressing and obnoxious to write about, but virtually all of the doomy/horny AI hyperventilating is transparently displaced anxiety about our fucked climate and political situation. Even rich idiots know it's bad and being permitted to get worse. They're trying to write their own ending.

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Mark 🏳️‍🌈 @mark55.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

We as a society don’t appreciate meatball subs enough tbh

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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This puts mainstream Democrats in a real pickle. Should they support their incredibly popular mayor or a foreign leader who is best friends with Trump and works overtime to get Republicans elected. No easy answer here

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DOG🔞 @skkortysoup.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I do think it's privileged to think people getting upset at you online is what censorship is when I live in a country that can jail you for whatever it can deem as 'ruining the countrys image'

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Herr Spooky Gunther Büergers @calamityjon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Wild thing I learned earlier today -- the phrase "This is a job for Superman" predates Superman. I found citations as early as 1909.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026

Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown theonion.com/vacationing-man-excite…

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onion person @junlper.beer · 23/09/2026

apple TV is the only streaming service thats consistently producing television that’s really worth anything at all and its not even close

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WebDesignMuseum @webdesignmuseum.org · 23/09/2026

25 years of web design evolution. Craigslist website in 2001 vs. Craigslist website in 2026

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

That's just fraud, my dude. Even if you use an AI agent. It's just fucking fraud.

Nikita Bier: Hello computer,

Find every Amazon purchase I ever made.
Call the number of the manufacturer.
Say you’re not satisfied.
Request a refund.
If they decline, threaten to leave a bad review.
If they decline, find the CEO’s phone number and ask him for a refund.

Now, repeat the same process for items I never even purchased and see if you can get them to send me money.

If they ask for a recipient, generate an image of one and send that.

Do not stop until you’ve collected $1 million in refunds.

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jamie loftus @jamieloftus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

sure, let’s make fun of the girl who took a risk and put herself out there creatively. god

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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit

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Mr. Moo Sky @bricebowl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Disable gambling ads:

Discord Settings. "Sponsored Content" button is pressed

Sponsored Content settings. "Manage Sponsored Content" button is pressed

Manage Sponsored Content settings. "Real Money Gambling" radio switch is "off" (disables gambling content)

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

When you think of it, artificial intelligence is ableist and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper Marxist movement should seek to abolish it.

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I'll be taking a break from work this week to get to the bottom of something. A case that's been bugging me for years. God help me.

gate A11 at Minneapolis airport. A flight to Grand Rapids.

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Yeet Kune Do @yeetkunedo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

@discord.com I see now why age verification started rolling out, fuck this and fuck you for doing this

special reward available for fanduel in discord, because what discord needed was ads for predatory online gambling, fuck discord and everyone that works in their company leadership

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Sometimes a drug trip is a profound experience where you realize that you’ve been carrying pain in your heart for years, that you can forgive yourself. Other times you come up with a concept called “gay money” (money that’s gay) and you text your friend “gay money” days later. Both are healing. ❤️‍🩹

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orrery @orrery.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

ARTMS Tiktok

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.

A bright sun in a clear blue sky with bold text below stating, "They made the sun bisexual in GTA 6." The word "bisexual" is in a vibrant pink and blue design. "INFOWARS" is written at the bottom.

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

it's weird that ai got too dangerous to keep advancing right around the time money got more expensive to borrow

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

the unemployed, a type of person well known for their disposable income

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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

you could make a lot of this mania vanish by making college free. the worst parents think they're working a new market inefficiency by making their kid out-hustle the "lazy" kids. but even chill parents are holding a psychological lotto ticket that their kid puts up numbers that end in scholarships

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The Mask of the Red Jeph @ass.golf · 22/09/2026

I must once again emphasize that if you are putting art on the internet, you need your own website in case some fucking management ghoul decides the platform they paid too much money for isn't worth how much they paid for it

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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

if you ever struggle with names when worldbuilding just remember there's a whole massive mountain range called The Rockies

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Steve Gale @stevewg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Colley Hill, Surrey: coffee break from birding the steep scrub. Love the plaque on the bench I’m sitting on

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