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twick or twheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

So this is Hobbes. He is so small and cute I want to eat him.

A snowy Bengal kitten, with bright blue eyes, looks up at the camera. He is extremely small.

The same small cat sits on a cat tree, being illegally small

The same snowy Bengal kitten is asleep, completely relaxed, on a lap. He is a perfect angel baby.

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twick or twheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

For, like, at least about 5yrs @ginbrogueshats.bsky.social have been talking about getting a second cat to give Fitz a friend

A large tabby cat turns his ears in to aeroplane mode when learning a kitten may join his household

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twick or twheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Oh god, they did @brainmage.bsky.social's poem.

A prom about proper bin men

You kids today, with 'net and games,
I fought in World War 2
You're not content with airfix planes,
I fought in World War 2
In my day (nineteen ninety three),
We didn't have what's yours
Things were much simpler, much less woke,
I fought in World War 2
School lunches, Oh! Pink custard too,
Four channels on TV
Not like the iphones you have now,
Was simpler then, you see?
"Image Macros" were all the rage,
There was no twitch TV
I fought in World War 2, respect
The man who's forty three

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twick or twheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The warning sign for the airbag + child seat is fabulously evocative.

The warning label for a car seat, with three pictures:
1) a rear-facing car seat with a child in, in front of an airbag. This has a big red circle with a cross through it, indicating not to do this
2) the air bag pushing forward, shown by an arrow, flinging the seat into the air and yeeting the child upwards and forward, head first
3) a hand point at an instruction manual, presumably so you can find out more horrific ways your child can die.

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twick or twheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Yo, most cinema chains seem to be supporting National Cinema Weekend with some form of discount. All of Odeon, Vue, and Cineworld - along with my beloved Ritzy and the Picturehouse chain - are doing £4 tickets. Go see Coyote Vs ACME and then join my campaign to get Animaniacs on a streaming platform

Exterior of the Ritzy cinema in Brixton, with the marquee text saying
"National Cinema Weekend
"Saturday 5th & Sunday 6th
"All tickets £4"

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twick or twheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Yo, when did kids yogurts get fully weird?

The inside of the lid of a child's yogurt - it depicts a strawberry, grinning with its tongue lolling out, as it extends a leg towards a foothold on a sloped wall. Below it is the word CLIMB

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twick or twheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Currently lost in Stratford station, need to find a tiny door with three knobs, send help

Stratford underground station at 8.50am this morning with absolutely zero people in it, extremely Backrooms (2026)

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twick or twheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Copper-based gag in Civilization VII alert

Photo of a civ VII screen saying
"Complaint to Ea-Nasir
"+1 Economic Attribute Point.
"sub-standard copper is unacceptable"

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twick or twheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Here is a possessed Greb saying happy birthday/hail satan

A cat, on its back in a fighting pose, eyes reflecting yellow like he has been taken control of by a mid-tier demon

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twick or twheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

The most insane headline to put on the story that Hulu is getting the rights to Star Wars (New Hope).

"Harrison Ford's $775M Sci-Fi Hit Officially Releases On Hulu After Making 70x Its Budget"

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twick or twheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

I really don't know what I expected here

A plastic tub from a takeaway. On the lid is scrawled "fried egg* in black marker. Inside the tube is a single fried egg, taking up a about third of the space

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twick or twheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Loved it - and my non-drawing kid has already designed multiple megalomaniacs. Cristalis will turn things into crystals and then humans will be spellbound by them.

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twick or twheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

A rough week infinitely improved by my post today with these absolute beauties from @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social and @jamiedrew.bsky.social. Buy art from talented people! Join the cat of the month club here www.infinitebacon.com/printclub and buy some prints from Jamie here jamiedrew.front.photography

A black and white cat tilts his head to the side with a little mouse dangling by the tail from it's mouth

A stunning photo of a mountainous skyline with the stars sparkling above

A fiery red sun rises, illuminating the clouds above

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twick or twheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

I have closed all tabs. I have fully closed down the app. I have restarted the phone. WHY WONT THIS DOT GO AWAY

Screenshot of an android home screen, zoomed in on the icon for the Chrome bowser. This icon is being permanently haunted by a notification dot.

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twick or twheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

This name, for someone advising people to eat more fibre and wholegrain, is really too lazy by the screenwriters, please.

Screenshot from a BBC article about eating more fibre, reads:

And make sure to drink plenty of water, she recommends.

While Wheatley-McGrain is "really happy" fibre is finally being taken seriously on socials, she does not want to add additional pressure on young people who are constantly met with a barrage of different diets and eating regimes.

"We need to navigate that to make the best choices for ourselves," she says.

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twick or twheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Hanging on to the spirit of Christmas until the bitter end

A TV screen showing an episode of Sharpe

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twick or twheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

I think this was my proudest ever avhievement

Four boxes of cheap supermarket mince pies, gaffer taped together, with the numbers 1-24 jumbled up, written in wobbly black marker. Numbers 1 and 2 have been hacked open and the mince pie below removed. The whole this is a mince pie advent calendar and will not be beaten.

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twick or twheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

This is basically seeing Beyoncé for 7-12yr olds, based on the length of queue and hype levels of those around me @jamiesmart.bsky.social

Union Chapel - a large screen over the stage showing "Bunny Vs Monkey Superfan Event" . A packed house waits for the show to start.

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twick or twheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

This chic little number is not what I expected from something called "Kotor, The Backpack"

Screenshot of a promotional email advertising "Kotor, The Backpack", seemingly nothing to do with Knights of the Old Republic.

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twick or twheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Chill your jets, lads; it's september

Shelves in a supermarket stickers with asserted Christmas-themed chocolates. Photo taken on the 5th September

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twick or twheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

I left the country for a week and this happens?? I can't leave you alone if you can't be trusted

A pile of Jaffa Cake boxes, in a new flavour called yuzu lemon. Across the top is written "not your average citrus".

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twick or twheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

It is 2025. I book and pay for a holiday and add @ginbrogueshats.bsky.social's details to the booking. Somewhere in the underworld, the demon stirs, knowing exactly the way to drive me crazy.