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Handy Devine 🇵🇸🏴 @almightybob.bsky.social · 18h
Hemingway eat your heart out
r/legaladvice 1d ago u/Mooselet211
Toilet exploded
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wheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He is perfection, Suw
Cat being worn as scarf
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wheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So this is Hobbes. He is so small and cute I want to eat him.
A snowy Bengal kitten, with bright blue eyes, looks up at the camera. He is extremely small. 
The same small cat sits on a cat tree, being illegally smallThe same snowy Bengal kitten is asleep, completely relaxed, on a lap. He is a perfect angel baby.
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wheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
For, like, at least about 5yrs @ginbrogueshats.bsky.social have been talking about getting a second cat to give Fitz a friend
A large tabby cat turns his ears in to aeroplane mode when learning a kitten may join his household
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wheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
YOU WOUND ME (with accuracy)
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wheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Simpsons Bully Yells 'Nerd!'
Alt: Simpsons Bully Yells 'Nerd!'
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wheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dear god, just been told Civilization is 35yrs old, and now I must crumble into dust (while mournfully celebrating We Love The King day)
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wheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He became FitzWallace FitzHertbert FitzWilliam FitzChivalry Wheatley. Or Greb
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wheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@katbrownwrites.com these books are why Fitz is called Fitz btw (but not why Hobbes is called Hobbes)
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wheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Malta, I stg, that girl
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wheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Every first book of a Robin Hobbs trilogy: I hate this particular character, I hope they are brutally murders Every third book of a Robin Hobbs trilogy: I would die for them and never want to read another book that they're not in
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wheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Seconded
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wheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Immediately adding to my own list, such that I might order Kat to read it in future
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wheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh, Kat, this is great. A really good detective story - but it's a book with monsters, and a map PLUS a government hierarchy in the front
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wheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
100% agree. I was advertised a seasonal _rug_ the other day and hoo boy is that a lifestyle/storage set up I do not have
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𝙰𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚜 @killvore.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 03/10/2026
Kyle Reese talking to Sarah Connor in Terminator 1
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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wheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh god, they did @brainmage.bsky.social's poem.
A prom about proper bin men

You kids today, with 'net and games,
I fought in World War 2
You're not content with airfix planes,
I fought in World War 2
In my day (nineteen ninety three),
We didn't have what's yours
Things were much simpler, much less woke,
I fought in World War 2
School lunches, Oh! Pink custard too,
Four channels on TV
Not like the iphones you have now,
Was simpler then, you see?
"Image Macros" were all the rage,
There was no twitch TV
I fought in World War 2, respect
The man who's forty three
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wheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The warning sign for the airbag + child seat is fabulously evocative.
The warning label for a car seat, with three pictures: 
1) a rear-facing car seat with a child in, in front of an airbag. This has a big red circle with a cross through it, indicating not to do this
2) the air bag pushing forward, shown by an arrow, flinging the seat into the air and yeeting the child upwards and forward, head first
3) a hand point at an instruction manual, presumably so you can find out more horrific ways your child can die.
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wheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Coulda been better tbh. 3 stars
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Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
This is my best cursed object
A four of diamonds playing card. It inexplicably has six suit markings
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wheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Getting emails asking for feedback on a car charging point is a new low. Basically a plug asking "how did we do"
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 02/10/2026
Still the absolute funniest "trailer remix" ever made -- as well as one of the very first of its kind, debuting in 2005 Every shot is perfectly chosen God I could watch this all day
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Emily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@hockeyviz.com I found some beautiful data viz for you
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Sarah Manvel @cairdiul.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Opportunities in games journalism, which are indeed paid, for a site owned and run by a woman here
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St Mark-le-bone @marklebone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Reminded me of the delightful match box warning
Photo of the back side edge of a match box. A small stick-child has their left arm on fire, and looks surprised and upset. A warning states "Danger! Fire kills children"
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wheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The warning sign for the airbag + child seat is fabulously evocative.
The warning label for a car seat, with three pictures: 
1) a rear-facing car seat with a child in, in front of an airbag. This has a big red circle with a cross through it, indicating not to do this
2) the air bag pushing forward, shown by an arrow, flinging the seat into the air and yeeting the child upwards and forward, head first
3) a hand point at an instruction manual, presumably so you can find out more horrific ways your child can die.
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Philip Gourevitch @pgourevitch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Prasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables
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Gavin Alexander @gavin83bay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Quite an achievement to get the man's name wrong twice in the same post.
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wheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can you combine with my other favourite line of knockoffs and have a Tate Morleys
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.
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wheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
MOON
Blurry picture of a full moving over a non-descript London street
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Mal Franks @merseymal.com · 26/09/2026
Ummm
Facebook post from Classic FM on 25th September 2026 with text "Happy birthday, Shostakovich! Born on this day, 120 years ago"

There's a black and white photograph with text saying "Born on this day in 1906. Dmitri Shostakovich. Classic FM"

The photograph is of Daniel Radcliffe as Harry Potter.
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Sara Gibbs is Scary Enough Already @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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wheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
100% - it is awful. Haunts me on every bus
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Mark O’Neill 🐻 @radiobeartime.com · 26/09/2026
The point at which you start to sympathise with the Pope rather than Galileo
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wheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
For that I have used www.easy-frame.co.uk and it's worked really well
easy-frame.co.uk
Made to Measure Picture Frames | Custom Made Frames | Easy-Frame
Explore a wide range of picture frames made to measure in the UK. From photo frames to custom framing, find the perfect fit online for your space.
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wheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There's a good framers in Herne Hill who is very happy to engage in a frankly insane conversation about what the vest, period-appropriate frame would be for an oil painting of our cat dressed as Sharpe. But no framers is super cheap I think unless you go online.
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Hey, Crazy! It's Marvin! Your cousin, Marvin Frog! You know that new sound you were looking for? Well listen to THIS!
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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President Werewolf G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
First day as a vampire hunter: This is easy lol First night as a vampire hunter: oh no
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When my wife and I disagree on the pronunciation of a type of antelope and then David Attenborough says it my way on the documentary:
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artnau @artnau.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Piano Teacher, directed by Michael Haneke, 2001. Dina www.instagram.com/topblrrfc/
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 22/09/2026
Me, when my plate is empty but partner still has fries left.
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Rob Friedman @pitchingninja.com · 22/09/2026
Jason Benetti gets absolutely roasted by his own production crew with the camera cut after his Austro-Turkish War reference. 🤣
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