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St Mark-le-bone @marklebone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They witnessed a local farmer acting bizarrely
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AlexWattsEsq @alexwattsesq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Feeling decidedly fucked up by the hot weather on this, the 29th September
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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St Mark-le-bone @marklebone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have drunk the milk that was in the icebox and which you were probably saving for your tea Forgive me it was delicious so quenching and so cool
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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 26/09/2026
Tech companies suddenly decide they can, in fact, moderate content on their platforms after all
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St Mark-le-bone @marklebone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Technology used to be good, didn't it? Am feeling relieved that I've never signed up to Facebook, WhatsApp, Instagram, and have all meta URLs blocked
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St Mark-le-bone @marklebone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
With a little imagination the North Circular looked Hopperesque last night
An ex pub on a busy road junction. The building is painted white, but looks peachy in the setting sun. Pinks and blues in the sky behind
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Russell Parker @pussellrarker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Such a sad decline from his Sherlock/Doctor Strange heyday www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow...
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Burst Cumbernauld sewage pipe leaves smelly 'Pringles tube sized keech' on path
The issue is said to have been reported to Scottish Water after a pipe burst, spewing raw sewage onto the path behind Drumpellier Gardens.
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Ray Newman @raynewman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A 1970s poster: Milton Keynes is a great place to put down roots. The main image is of a mother, father and two children standing awkwardly in the garden of a red brick new build house. It's somewhere between nostalgic, melancholy and spooky.
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St Mark-le-bone @marklebone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Let's go back to this
A map from Wikipedia, of AD 200 ish Roman Britannia. Wales and England (to Hadrian's wall) are coloured purple. A red line roughly V shaped line from Chester towards Worcestershire, turning sharply to the Wash divides this purple zone in two. The southern zone is labelled Britannia Superior, the northern zone is labelled Britannia Inferior.
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St Mark-le-bone @marklebone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A farm in Oxfordshire
A modern farmyard, a wooden gate blocks half the entrance. A piece of paper is attached to the gate. On the paper scrawled "FREE KID"A close up of the piece of paper (attached to the gate with screws) "FREE KID"
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Paul @bitoclass.uk · 20/09/2026
#OpenHouseLondon peaked for us today, thanks to @wiilassie.bsky.social managing to snap up a pair of BT Tower tickets last month. You can watch this timelapse on a loop to experience it for yourself, albeit at 30 times the speed we did
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a slug🍚🐝🌱🦌💽🫙🚉 @drunk.moe · 19/09/2026
This is my favorite picture on the internet (Former French Prime Minister Édouard Philippe defeats children in a game of dominoes during a visit to a school, September 2019)
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🐭 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/mouse-trap-130511040
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St Mark-le-bone @marklebone.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Macklemore implies the existence of Macklesufficient
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St Mark-le-bone @marklebone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This chart tells a story
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Gustav Klimt @klimtgustav.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Fir Forest I botfrens.com/collections/109/conten…
In "Fir Forest I," Gustav Klimt captures the serene, rhythmic beauty of a densely packed forest in his signature style, merging pointillist techniques with an ethereal use of color. The artwork reflects Klimt’s fascination with nature’s forms and textures, offering a contemplative glimpse into the majestic tranquility of the forest.
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St Mark-le-bone @marklebone.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I tried putting one of these list together and all I could think was My parents screaming at each other
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St Mark-le-bone @marklebone.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Make a band edible B2
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St Mark-le-bone @marklebone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Brown coloured, loo-named line affected by sewage on tracks
Severe delays on Bakerloo line, due to sewage leak at Watford
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St Mark-le-bone @marklebone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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St Mark-le-bone @marklebone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Well, I've just made my sadly periodic nutter-induced donation to RNLI
Thank you from Lifeboats (RNLI) email header
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A man in a face covering talks to another man who is looking disappointedly at a small box he is holding. Man 1 “What's that?”. Man 2 “Baklava. I misread the WhatsApp”
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David Lewis @davidclewis.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Good news from McCains
AI will cure cancer in our lifetime, claims boss of UK chip giant
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Jan Jęcz @jeczjan.eurosky.social · 07/09/2026
Yes! I got pushback from people for saying it, and that it is the funniest in its supposedly most somber moments, but I understand it - even Jeremy Strong wasn’t convinced www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
When I asked Strong about the rap that Kendall performs in Season 2, at a gala for his father—a top contender for Kendall's most cringeworthy moment—he gave an unsmiling answer about Raskolnikov, referencing Kendall's "monstrous pain." Kieran Culkin told me, "After the first season, he said something to me like, 'I'm worried that people might think that the show is a comedy And I said, I think the show is a comedy?' He thought I was kidding." Part of the appeal of "Succession" is its amalgam of drama and bone-dry satire. When I told Strong that I, too, thought of the show as a dark comedy, he looked at me with incomprehension and asked, 'In the sense that, like, Chekhov is comedy?" No, I said, in the sense that it's funny. "That's exactly why we cast Jeremy in that role," McKay told me. "Because he's not playing it like a comedy. He's playing it like he's Hamlet."
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St Mark-le-bone @marklebone.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
BAPCHILD (detached)
Crop of an old OS map, of an area near Sittingbourne in Kent. Alongside BAPCHILD (detached) are little settlements called Dully, Little Dully and Sundries
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St Mark-le-bone @marklebone.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I Didn't Even Know Napoleon Was Ill
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St Mark-le-bone @marklebone.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Let me guess: he'll have done absolutely nothing wrong, everyone else will be at fault, and this will show once again that the elite are out to get him
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Robert Hutton @roberthutton.co.uk · 04/09/2026
Prison?
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St Mark-le-bone @marklebone.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Cambridge having an absolute shocker of a month.
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Helen Day @lbflyawayhome.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Ladybird wisdom ‘Sounds’ (1975) Artist: BH Robinson
In a suburban back garden, two people on deck chairs try to relax but next door a neighbour is mowing the lawn, someone upstairs is listening to music with the window open and overhead a jet flies by  
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St Mark-le-bone @marklebone.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
One day the US will mature into a real country, and have two - maybe even three - different accents.
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 01/09/2026
I love how Werner Herzog is ALWAYS like this:
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St Mark-le-bone @marklebone.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Larry David Scrooge
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I have not been killed on the escalators or TUBE TRAINS. I have not been drowned in the Thames. I have not been run over by a bus.
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St Mark-le-bone @marklebone.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This is why rail station seats should always have 4 spaces
Drawing: a stick man fella sits in the middle seat of three
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St Mark-le-bone @marklebone.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I will be calling this building at King's Cross the Apple building from now on
Google's new London headquarters
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Job tats
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St Mark-le-bone @marklebone.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Dreamt of outward facing urinals on the rotating top of the Telecom tower
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St Mark-le-bone @marklebone.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This case had legs
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St Mark-le-bone @marklebone.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Wolf Hovel
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St Mark-le-bone @marklebone.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Lib Dems "Winning here!" sign over Ireland
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St Mark-le-bone @marklebone.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Tap to pay is, however, better branding than the nonsense 'contactless'
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Paintings of London @paintingsoflondon.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
'Tower at Night, London Fields' (2012) by James MacKinnon jamesmackinnonfineart.com
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St Mark-le-bone @marklebone.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
News item: James Bond writer tempted to set next 007 movie in surprise locationRomford station entrance with various Romford locals
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St Mark-le-bone @marklebone.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I'm so proud of our big lunged children
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 19/08/2026
all this "ULEZ has made childrens lungs larger" chat makes me think of is
business card for Dr. Crobar's Lung Extensions
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St Mark-le-bone @marklebone.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Bluesky bingo ☑
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 17/08/2026
29th August 1985 - An excited Michael Fish gets to deploy the rarely seen red number as the temperature gets up to an incredible 26 degrees in London!
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 16/08/2026
A former director of BBC News speaks:
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