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Lonk, Hero of Thyme

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A description would feel self-congratulatory, somehow. From NJ, not PA.

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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
as we continue to celebrate 40 years of Zelda i’d like to say that i sincerely love the existence of the official timeline. Nintendo got backed into a corner by forum nerds and said “oh you want a real timeline? here’s some shit that’s way more stupid than you expected”
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Casey Stegman @caseystegman.com · 20/02/2026
The Supreme Court:
Community meme: I CAN EXCUSE FASCISM.
BUTI DRAW THE LINE AT MERCANTILISM.
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
“Hotel California” has Your Roommate Wrote A Screenplay energy
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
When you get visited by three Puerto Rican ghosts
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G Elliott Morris @gelliottmorris.com · 07/02/2026
trump creating the incentive and permission structure for democrats to do insane 2010-era gerrymandering of their own may turn out to be one of the biggest self-owns of all time. dems are now pretty likely to emerge with an advantage from the 2025-26 redistricting wars
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Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
unsubscribe where is the manager
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Mr. Legendarium @legendarium.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Happy February everyone!
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 01/02/2026
it might have. how would anyone know
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Wild that there was an open lane called "what if we just explain things clearly to people?" and he's the first one to ever fill it
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
The new CBS contributors
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Yo' momma's so stupid she's lettin' folks tell her what her own eyes are seein'.
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Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I got fooled by someone who is famous for being a conman until it was too late. Here’s why that’s actually smarter than seeing it coming:
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Tanya 🧚‍♀️👑 @faeryqueene73.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
A coworker took this from her apartment. I haven't seen a crowd this size before. Maybe the first Women's March? But it was much much warmer that day. ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA!
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 24/01/2026
Scrooge from Muppet Christmas Carol: You there, boy! What day is it?

Bean Bunny: Why, it’s Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil, sir!

Scrooge: Then I haven’t missed it!
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Krakenoid @krakenoid.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I know you may consider being a global power as a postion of strength but have you considered: a woman laughed at me once and no matter how much ketamine I take the hole inside won't close?
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hazzyorhasnthe.bsky.social @hazzyorhasnthe.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
The last decade of politics has been a long drawn out Republican backlash to 1. America electing a black president 2. That black guy doing a mostly good job. They’ve never gotten over it and Trump is their poster boy.
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David Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
A man goes to doctor and says he's depressed. He says life is not worth living. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple, the film “Paul Blart: Mall Cop” is playing at the cinema down the street. Go and see that, it’ll cheer you up.” Kevin James bursts into tears and says “But doctor…”
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
hearing from sources that Amelia Bedelia has been arrested in connection with the water-pouring assault. "but it was ICE headquarters," she said
moron whining about people pouring water outside the driveway of ICE headquarters
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
He's actually the only president who kinda *does* make me feel ashamed of this.
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Kate Ross @kateross.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Ladies you “Zumba-ed” too hard!
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DELUDED WINE MOMS ARE COMMITTING DEADLY CRIMES, NOT SIMPLY 'PROTESTING'

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STOP THE MADNESS: "What we are seeing across the country as organized gangs of wine moms use Antifa tactics to harass and impede ICE agents is not civil disobedience. It isn't even protest. It's just crime," writes David Marcus.
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
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Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
The thing about the Boston Massacre— the fruits of arbitrary power— was not that the colonists were universally in the right. Things were thrown at the soldiers. But, the presence of a standing army escalated conditions. The use of force that night was not proportional. Citizens died needlessly.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 09/01/2026
i just watched this video and the fact that they believe this to be exculpatory is genuinely insane
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The Joe Gross @joegross.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/01/2026
american innovation continues unabated
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Got CTE from Playing Peek a boo @doubledoinkrigged.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
The Panthers and Bucs now basically have a pokemon battle using the saints and falcons
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Shoe-per Intelligence @shoe.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Schumer is up to the challenge of being a Walmart Greeter.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Grosdoriane
@Grosdoriane
This is NOT what America is about. America is about *opens history book*

uh oh

*Frantically starts flipping though pages*

uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh
3:51 PM • May 24, 2019
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Michael Kagan @michaelgkagan.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
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radda @radda.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Liz Lemon: What a year, huh?

Jack Donaghy: Lemon, it's January 3rd.
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Mr. Buddy @alexfirer.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
"Hi it's me the gun. I'm sorry I shot someone :("
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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Bragging that you just passed your 3rd dementia test is a great way of telling us they've made you take 3 dementia tests
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Attractive Nuisance @junebug.northsky.social · 02/01/2026
A comic: the top reads “Journalist visits Twitter” and shows a figure traipsing along while other figures shout things like “black people suck” and “trans people suck”. The figure is unaffected.
The lower half is labeled “Journalist visits Bluesky” and the figure’s traipsing is interrupted by someone shouting “you suck!”  The final panel shows the figure cold, sad, and fetal in a dark alley, along with a hand written note saying “Today, I went to hell…”
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
NYer cartoon: "These smug pilots have lost touch with regular passengers like us. Who thinks I should fly the plane?"
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Can’t see what could go wrong with the chatbot that tells people to kill themselves also pushing DraftKings
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
And Schrödinger’s Tiny Tim, who both DID and did NOT die,
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Charredasperity (commissions open) @charredasperity.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Evangelion title card that says "And tiny tim... who did (not) die."
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Scream Kings Podcast @screamkings.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
ONLY YULE
Sigourney Weaver 
Text: THERE IS NO XMAS
ONLY YULE
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Claire E. Aubin @ceaubin.com · 25/12/2025
Merry Muppets Christmas Carol Eve to all who celebrate!
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
if I were Scrooge, Jacob Marley showing up in chains would have been all it took. message received, thank you Jake, I will give Bob Cratchit a raise
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COBBLER: Oh woe is me! I'm too poorly to finish these fine leather shoes! ~next day~ COBBLER: Goodness! My work was finished overnight with perfect craftsmanship by kindly elves! ~that night~ COBBLER: (loudly) Oh how dearly I need to shave my armpits, pubic mound, legs and anus with no razor burn!
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
The British are coming! You
know? The guys you used to
be but now you said you’re
not? Anyway they look mad!
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
(final thought as i'm swiftly slain by a band of ninja assassins) kind of a crazy amount of ninjas to hire for this
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
kash patel has plummeted to his death in apparent attempt to storm out of interview
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 17/12/2025
Since the end of the Cold War, democrats have created 50M jobs and republicans have created 1M.
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
swarnpert
my favorite theory about anything ever is that the titanic sank because too many people time traveled to that place to try to stop the titanic from sinking
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