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Chris Turner

@chrislturner.bsky.social
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Journalist, Mizzou alum, Arkansas native Views my own, not representing my employers

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Micah @rincewind.run · 10h
my dude you flew a stop the steal flag outside your house
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 18h
iso cam on Charissa Thompson as she's forced to listen to praise of a rapist
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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bryce Harper is going the fuck home and climbing into his hyperbaric bloodletting chamber and sipping from raw cow tit. He will never recover mentally
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
finally
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Marked safe from watching the Atlanta Braves season end
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Ben McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Rob Sand can’t keep getting away with this
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
can’t even muster “is that good” as a bit man the leader of one of the G7 nations is saying Russia comin’ it’s so over man
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“What about shy Trump voters” “Undecideds will break heavily Republican” “Double haters will break republican” look at these numbers and tell me I’m supposed to believe that
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Joe Sonka 😐 @joesonka.lpm.org · 01/10/2026
Midterm messaging remains tight
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pooped on mid-diaper change this morning despite an understood verbal agreement with my two-month-old daughter. Who can you trust anymore
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What are we doing man
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This loss is giving 2019 NLDS game 4 vibes so how many runs are we giving up in the first tomorrow
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What a dogshit way to lose lmao
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They could just lose with dignity they have to string us along
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Look if 27 does it again I’ll do the McDonald’s challenge live on twitch
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So what do y’all think is this a seven pitch or eight pitch bottom of the 10th for these three outs
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
See y’all tomorrow
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Where is the Manfred Man? Is he safe?
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fucking Vasgersian
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 30/09/2026
every mid-sized suburban town got that one Local Magician
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh boy. Walt this is interesting. I hope it works
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mike is gearing up for his 11th inning walk off I’ve seent it
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Andrew Paintin’ everything but the strike zone send tweet
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
27 more respectful than me I would’ve walked backwards to first while tapping my head for the challenge
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Guess we’ll just have to win with a walk off this time
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
U.S. Rep Dylan Lee (R-GA14)
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
he’s matt olson, you stupid bitch - but in lowercase
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Maybe if ol’ boy in RF had some 2% milk every once in a while he would’ve caught that ball
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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mahle 🫡
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The Rooster @rooster.info · 30/09/2026
lets get you to Iran brother
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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
America Patch 250.3.1 BALANCE: - Hispanics: removed fall damage - Mitch McConnell: reactivated for all queues with the following nerfs: Reduced movement speed, reduced intelligence scaling.
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Learning about new patch notes for U.S. Hispanics in real time
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nah man if Ossof's response on the Laken Riley Act vote is anything other than "i regret it for the rest of my life and am dedicating my career to undoing that harm and ensuring ICE is crushed" then he's out for 2028, full stop.
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don’t think the Colorado GOP is going to exist after this
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Ben McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
R’s acknowledging via their boy Jake Sherman that 5 house seats, NE02 CA48 IA01 NJ07 and PA07 are lost
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
that’s a big word for Elmo
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
listen everyone, i’m getting sick of all the criticism. this is my first blender project. i’m still figuring out how pivot points work. i am also aware that at frame 860 he teleports to fairfax along the x-axis. i’m working on it
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RAYGUN @raygunsite.com · 30/09/2026
Big news: we just landed the EXCLUSIVE merch deal for America's most secretive college/pro/mens/womens sports team! Only at RAYGUN: www.raygunsite.com PS: don't tell Eric Schmitt.... #RAYGUN #AtlantaHawkeyes
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Well, you see, I have to stay on the White Supremacist Child Porn Rape Victim Doxxing site because that’s where my community is”
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Mikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah ok let's go
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Joe Perticone @cheetah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Eric Scmitt: You were assisted by an FBI agent, correct? Jack Smith: I'm not familiar with this Schmitt: He let you into his Toyota Supra to escape the police. Said he owes you a 10-second car. Smith: I believe, I, uh. I don't recall that but it sounds like the plot to the Fast and the Furious
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it was crazy I saw Jack Smith punch Gunna in the face in the Blue Flame parking lot and they were hugging like five minutes later, it was a movie
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"were you at a Hawks game" sir that has never happened to anyone
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bunch of assholes fucking around for 7 innings and harshing the vibes
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