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hazzyorhasnthe.bsky.social @hazzyorhasnthe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not to minimize the 2009 Ft Hood shooting, but it and Hasan were not exactly breaking news in 2026. Instead of just letting him fade into obscurity in prison he’ll be catapulted to legendary martyr status among ISIS types.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think it's closer to the truth that LLMs *can* save time on *some tasks* which can be valuable *if* you monitor them and check their output. But that doesn't get you a trillion dollars so they have to squint into the middle distance and say stupid sci fi bullshit instead
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Orange Dick Tater Hater @realbiscuitspaw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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hazzyorhasnthe.bsky.social @hazzyorhasnthe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think part of why Mamdani freaks people out is that he just genuinely really enjoys being mayor and hyping up stuff about his city.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The defense contractor who bribed Susan Collins has learned his lesson. by Susan Collins
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hazzyorhasnthe.bsky.social @hazzyorhasnthe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My first thought.
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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hazzyorhasnthe.bsky.social @hazzyorhasnthe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Joe Neguse flies under the radar but is pretty solid.
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Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
FBI: While it may be detrimental to agency morale the threat facing immigration enforcement is of such a serious nature we must inform you that, yes, you are all unfuckable losers.
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hazzyorhasnthe.bsky.social @hazzyorhasnthe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Are they going to start doing this every time a sports team wears throwback uniforms?
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hazzyorhasnthe.bsky.social @hazzyorhasnthe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yeah man, whoever was in charge in April of 2020 was really full of shit.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
every single republican president of my lifetime has started a war in the middle east and destroyed the economy
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hazzyorhasnthe.bsky.social @hazzyorhasnthe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I say this as a Pats fan: fuck off Bob Kraft. www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
espn.com
Patriots' Kraft says Macklemore performance would cross line
Robert Kraft said he had Macklemore removed as an opening act for Ed Sheeran's shows at Gillette Stadium due in part to a "history of antisemitic rhetoric and imagery that we believe has been deeply offensive and hurtful to the Jewish community."
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/09/2026
I said it at the time (and before!), but I truly believe that American voters electing Donald Trump for a second term in 2024 was the dumbest and most self-harming choice made by an electorate in the history of humanity
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hazzyorhasnthe.bsky.social @hazzyorhasnthe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Not the best for the country, the best for him.
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Eleanor Martinez @northstar1939.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Perfectly states what I've been saying for some time, now.
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Democrats @democrats.org · 06/09/2026
58 days until the midterms. 58 battleground House districts. 58 days to win.
A black graphic with white and blue text that lists the 58 congressional districts being targeted by Democrats in the 2026 midterms. At the top is a map of the United States with several states highlighted, and a headline that reads: "In November, America will defeat Republicans in these battleground districts."
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hazzyorhasnthe.bsky.social @hazzyorhasnthe.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
“Inspired by…the Starship Troopers uniform.” They’re basing the design on uniforms from a satire. Is it a requirement that anyone MAGA have the media literacy of a tree stump, or is being dumb their defense against being fascists?
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Jay Lionel @jaylionel.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’ll just leave this here…
The thing about Trump's weird new hair color is that he raped and trafficked children with Jeffrey Epstein, and the entire GOP is covering it up.
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Sean Brodrick @seanbrodrick.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I remember that, too!
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hazzyorhasnthe.bsky.social @hazzyorhasnthe.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
But it’s people who dye their hair who are the unacceptably weird ones.
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hazzyorhasnthe.bsky.social @hazzyorhasnthe.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
What’s a little lie between friends.
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hazzyorhasnthe.bsky.social @hazzyorhasnthe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Can we start tagging “suspected child molester” to Epstein’s pals when they pull shit like this? “Billionaire and suspected child molester Leon Black…” has a nice ring to it. www.rawstory.com/leon-black-e...
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'Huge problem': Katie Phang floored as Epstein pal tries to dodge subpoena
Lawyer and journalist Katie Phang unloaded on billionaire Leon Black after the Jeffrey Epstein associate sued Congress rather than testify.On Thursday, Black filed a 28-page complaint in federal court...
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hazzyorhasnthe.bsky.social @hazzyorhasnthe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
They were never scared of a fascist takeover, just that they would be in the wrong side of it somehow. Look at the demographics of DC and it’s obvious that they’d be singing a different tune.
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Bastard Toadflax @plumicorns.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I get lightheaded whenever I think too hard about how the same people who have been working themselves into a frenzy about the ATF and black helicopters and the new world order for decades are now seeing the actual military occupation of a US city and going "just what they needed! Nice and safe!"
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
not that they’re doing it correctly or well or rigorously or competently, but it is funny how these guys spend all their time doing gender studies
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Trump supporters who think he’s doing this because he cares about them and wants to make their lives better are possibly the biggest bunch of suckers in American history.
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Craig Harrington @craigipedia.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
As @brianbeutler.bsky.social argued, the next Democratic president should send bulldozers to the Supreme Court and tell them they have 15 minutes to decide if the Unitary Executive Theory is real.
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The Canadians wholesomely attacking Trump makes me love them more but also makes the right wing agricultural belt apparatchiks who are being betrayed by Trump everyday look like suckers
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hazzyorhasnthe.bsky.social @hazzyorhasnthe.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
If rightwing positions are so popular why do they always have to be so dishonest about them with voters?
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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This is the report the President is threatening a lawsuit over. #StreisandEffecting www.americanprogress.org/article/the-...
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The Trump Administration’s $1.7 Billion National Guard Deployments Fail To Reduce Urban Crime
New CAP analysis reveals the Trump administration’s costly National Guard deployments have failed to reduce violent crime despite its claims of success.
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Miranda Yaver @mirandayaver.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Now that's a fucking headline. www.newsweek.com/mitch-mcconn...
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Mitch McConnell is getting more paid time off than women who give birth
Senator Mitch McConnell has continued to receive his full salary while being absent from the Senate for medical reasons.
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hazzyorhasnthe.bsky.social @hazzyorhasnthe.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Just from a purely, brutally cynical POV, how do you CHOOSE North Korea as an ally over South Korea? SK has twice as many people, ~100x the GDP, and do billions in trade with the US. More utter buffoonery.
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hazzyorhasnthe.bsky.social @hazzyorhasnthe.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Timely for a Sunday morning!
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Nicholas Sarwark @sarwark.org · 08/08/2026
Orban's Hungary was a European pass-through entity for Russian and Gulf money to influence Europe and the United States.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Your little oopsie "mistakes" had me worrying for a year of my life about my partner going to jail for up to a decade based on lies likely fed to you by the top of the federal government. Show everyone what you're covering up in these emails and texts. There's a reason you don't want them released.
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Boutros acknowledges 'mistakes' in 'Broadview 6' case but says sanctions, special counsel aren't needed
Chicago's top federal prosecutor noted in a court filing that his office has already dropped charges in the case, implemented “robust root-cause changes” and started the process of reviewing over 1,00...
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
lol eat shit
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Breaking News
Kansas voters rejected a ballot measure on electing state Supreme Court justices, a setback for antiabortion Republicans.
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A Loss for the G.O.P.
Missouri voters rejected an attempt to make it harder to pass citizen-sponsored amendments to the state Constitution.
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Sean Brodrick @seanbrodrick.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Yeah, metals trading is insane, and has been for a while.
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The Economist @economist.com · 02/08/2026
As a share of income, Miamians now pay more for housing than residents of any other big American city, including San Francisco and New York. Those who cannot afford these costs are leaving. Discover the full story. Register to read for free
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The tide turns for a Florida darling and California loser
Miami faces new problems as San Francisco makes a comeback
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Paul Waldman @paulwaldman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Burgum should never be allowed to go on TV again without being asked: "You repeatedly went on TV and told obvious lies about mythical 'vandalism' of the Reflecting Pool when everyone knew it was a botched repair job. Now that the administration has admitted the truth, would you like to apologize?"
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hazzyorhasnthe.bsky.social @hazzyorhasnthe.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Yes! Lincoln was also a celebrated wrestler in his youth, supposedly losing only one match. He was actually inducted into the Wrestling Hall of Fame.
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
schindler (seth rogan) what day is it? fuck i gotta make that list itzhak stern (james franco) you got plenty of time schindler: no. i don't. you made me get high all week göth (danny mcbride) i dunno what type of industrial shit you got goin with your enamelwares but i want that list comprende?
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Micah @rincewind.run · 31/07/2026
I can tell the bond folks the exact date Kevin Warsh will start advocating for major rate hikes to tame inflation: January 20, 2029
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hazzyorhasnthe.bsky.social @hazzyorhasnthe.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Trump would rather take the side of a hostile nation we are actively at war with over a state that he didn’t win in the last election. Hear that 47% of the state that voted R in 2024!? Trump says get fucked!
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hazzyorhasnthe.bsky.social @hazzyorhasnthe.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The man loves attention so much, you’d think at some point he would allow even a single authorized camera to follow him around on the course. Let everyone see with their own eyes what an incredible golfer he is. Hell, arm-twist Mark Burnett and make it a prime time special.
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FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Vivek Ramaswamy is booed offstage after telling Ohio crowd, 'The truth of the matter is, people in my generation have already made it. We're gonna be fine.'
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
8 years ago.
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hazzyorhasnthe.bsky.social @hazzyorhasnthe.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Ahh, the old Susan Collin’s move. “I did everything to make it possible that you have rights stripped away and get treated inhumanely, but I’m making a frowny face so nobody is allowed to blame me.”
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Julia Is Waving, Not Drowning @booktweeting.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I am in the funniest possible situation I am trying to go see The Odyssey but may not get there because of transportation delays
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