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Jack

@wakeupangry.bsky.social
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😠 Parilani Pie @parilani.sparkle.blue · 1h
not home yet but in the home stretch. feeling pretty solid finally. please give praise and congrats
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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 4h
Is there such a thing as a favorite Ben afleck movie?
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🦋 Frankie 🦋 @frankiemillie10.bsky.social · 17h
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Animal Flix @animalflix.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
The most majestic thing you will see on #bluesky today. 😇
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 05/11/2024
is that a corn dog in your pocket or are you just another fool without an emergency corn dog
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 30/09/2026
now that’s what I call an abomination
A bizarre koala bear Mario sculpture.
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 07/12/2024
[first date] him: what’s the one word that best describes you? me: I’m acerbic him: I’ve never met anyone from acerbia me: no it means I have a sharp tongue him: I bet that comes in handy when you’re chewing your food
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 13/12/2024
computer: enter new password me: eek_eek computer: error—password is two eek
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Spooky Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 3h
listen, I'm a big fan of bullshit.. but the "American way" has always been "don't get caught" and eventually we are gonna need to come to terms with that bullshit
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Spooky Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 4h
enjoy your Russian diesel, cuck
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Ember, Rotten or King 🇵🇸 @therottenking.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Finally managed to get another page of my Welcome Home AU comic done after almost two years of depression, artblock, broken tablets, and a whole lot else. The world may try to beat me down but I will never die
Original and AU versions of characters from the analog horror series Welcome Home, walking into the sunset. Wally, in the foreground (and notably far behind the others) is saying "No one should be left behind."

Would post the full page but it wouldn't make any sense without previous context
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Ember, Rotten or King 🇵🇸 @therottenking.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Y'know what, yeah, I'll post my stuff tonight. Hi, I'm Ember, aka Rotten or King. big into spec bio/biopunk/creature design, and currently also doing an AU comic for Welcome Home! Follow if you're into any of that!
an alien woman (Deepsong) resembling a tentacled elephant whose trunk contains a single eye. What appear to be closed eyes above this are actually mouths for talking. Two tentacles sprout from her sides, and she has a long forked tail. One hand is raised in greeting.a single comic panel depicting a man with elaborate facial markings, turning his head to look towards us with a shocked expression. Antennae are being raised from his head, and sparkles surrounding him indicate the activation of telepathic abilities.an alien centaur composed of many bugs (centipede, beetle, butterfly, scorpion). The text reads "Tiki Ti, darling friend. the mild-mannered myrmecologist is often quite shy at first, but spend time with it and he'll be glad to share bug facts with you. Lacking the ability to speak human languages, Tiki was almost always seen with a translator friend, Izzy in particular having many times overlapped her segments with those of the bug. Barring this, pseudo sign language and paper notes might be used, or just quiet wordless clips showcasing the microcosms of nature."a drawing of an anatomically correct human heart, it's veins glowing gold and golden liquid spilling from the valves. There are flowers around it, and text underneath reads "Forever and Always".
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Blather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Who came up with the name blunderbuss anyway — Squanto? I kid. Anyone with bubonic plague here tonight?” ~ open ‘hear ye!’ night at the Plymouth Jollification Hut
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 21h
Nobody knows what's up exactly at the crossroads. Should you sing, talk about what you want the most, just wait. It's a real crossroads at the crossroads at the no shit. Do you even cross roads bro
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 12h
“Christopher! What’s the rule?” “Don’t eat the Amazon guy?” “The other rule.” “Don’t eat the UPS guy?” “The OTHER rule.” “Stay off the furniture?” “That’s right.”
A man points and seemingly scolds a bear standing on a couch by a window.
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The Handsome Hobo🇨🇦 @thehobo.bsky.social · 11h
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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 11h
Just spitballin’ here, but what the actual fuck.
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The Handsome Hobo🇨🇦 @thehobo.bsky.social · 11h
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Blather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social · 11h
One drawback to being an Evelyn Wood Speed Reading graduate is the ever-present danger that, while negotiating a particularly gnarly run-on sentence, you blow out an eyeball. Bad enough under normal conditions, but going this fast? Goodnight Vienna.
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The Handsome Hobo🇨🇦 @thehobo.bsky.social · 10h
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 6h
youtu.be/ZM5qIJdBtX0
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Cher - The Shoop Shoop Song (It's In His Kiss) (Alternate Version)
YouTube video by CherVEVO
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 6h
plz hold for polymarket odds on the upcoming execution. Not here for that? press two for false flag event
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 5h
what’s your coffee order sugar
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 4h
get in loser we’re lighting candles in a daze
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Phil @distillation.bsky.social · 3h
Cheese is the glue that binds us
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Phil @distillation.bsky.social · 3h
Uh send in some air freshener and light a candle while you’re at it
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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm afraid my haircut makes me look like I know about architecture and it's a lot of pressure.
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FugGHOST The Cl🤡wn ☭🎃 𝕚𝕤 𝕘𝕣𝕠𝕨𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕪 𝕥𝕚𝕣𝕖𝕕 𝕠𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕥 @fuggothaclown.bsky.social · 3h
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FugGHOST The Cl🤡wn ☭🎃 𝕚𝕤 𝕘𝕣𝕠𝕨𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕪 𝕥𝕚𝕣𝕖𝕕 𝕠𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕥 @fuggothaclown.bsky.social · 3h
"I prefer my timbers shivered, not stirred." -Pirate James Bond
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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
*brings pizza to knife fight *all are cauliflower crust *stabbed more than necessary
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hermetically sealed, because you really didn't want what's inside.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 23h
Despite knowing Clint Massie was abusing girls for years, church leaders never reported him to police. It felt like “a group of people who are not just trying to protect someone — but something,” the DA said. “They have enabled something awful here.” (Published Nov. 2025 w/ @startribune.com)
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Young Girls Were Sexually Abused by a Church Member. They Were Told to Forgive and Forget.
In Minnesota, leaders of an Old Apostolic Lutheran Church community enabled a child abuser by telling his victims that once the sins were “washed away in the blood of reconciliation,” they could never...
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Cam Walker @walks30.bsky.social · 14h
There was an old woman Who lived in a shoe She had so many children Her uterus fell out
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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 10h
Nothing says high testosterone than shooting an unarmed man in a wheelchair
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 11h
What‘s next? heads on spikes?
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Salty in the South @saltyinthesouth.bsky.social · 3h
Wait. They think we want to watch ads where people ask their phone’s questions?
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 6h
I’m an alpha. *adjusts panties
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 8h
Six months ago:
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DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
WASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo...
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 7h
Vote like it will kill them when they lose
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Salty in the South @saltyinthesouth.bsky.social · 1h
Just saw some straight up propaganda paid for by me. I want off this timeline
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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Appreciate the simple moments. Return the gentle touches. Give your hugs freely. Time is never on your side.
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 18h
me: this has been an exhausting week i might get an early night my brain: youtu.be/_5Su3HjBRPk?...
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The Funk Soul Brother, Tom Jones.
YouTube video by David Villanueva
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 19h
it's not that i don't want to it's just that i am not willing to accept what the implications might be of my wanting to and also i don't want to
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 19h
gonna sneak upstairs and put a rug brochure under my neighbour's door because i don't know but if i had to wear heels at work all day i'd probably take them off when i got home rather than tap dance around in them for a few hours on my floorboards or y'know put down a rug JUST GIVE IT A TRY YOUR MAJ
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 18h
Blade Runner font and image with text:
One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere, like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time...
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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 2h
Are you enjoying HBO Max app? No and I’m not telling you why David Ellison.
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Dude Perfect: Sunglasses Cool
ALT: Dude Perfect: Sunglasses Cool
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Toes @monotoes.bsky.social · 2h
Oh you like bad boys? I never rate apps when they ask me to.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 08/10/2026
It's Artificial Intelligence. It's Twitter. It's the Gulf of Mexico. It's Lake Ontario. It's the Department of Defense. It's the Kennedy Center.
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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 2h
Maybe I should have a drink or two tonight so I can clear out this draft folder
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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 2h
WetFlix
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