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Toes

@monotoes.bsky.social

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Cat dad Autistic Agnostic Nerdy Probably avoiding something else. bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gia4z2letu…

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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Men be like “I’m fighting demons no one knows about” and it’s just about washing their ass

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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

The only thing that keeps me going is pure stubbornness. And maybe a little hope. It's day to day.

Toes @monotoes.bsky.social · 2h

Oh you like bad boys? I never rate apps when they ask me to.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

i get all the exercise i need by hanging on by a thread

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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 18h

if you have a problem with me its important to let me know so i can make somebody else fix it

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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

Unicorn in the streets Cthulhu in the sheets

Toes @monotoes.bsky.social · 15h

It's hilarious that no matter what I post there's this middle aged 'pick me' egirl that'll somehow make it about her to get attention because she needs money instead of just working harder like a normal person.

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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 22h

i got the call of cthulhu wish he would just text

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

*flicks cigarette* yeah i know the muffin man

Toes @monotoes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Help I sat down too long and now I don't want to get up

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Not killing the mood but punching it a bit

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Social anxiety is a turn-on. Like yeah babe let’s leave

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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

*wanders off into the sunset after reading my last free article

Toes @monotoes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

It's exhausting being so adorable

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NOT Lenny Bruce 🏳️‍⚧️🌈 @notlennybruce.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Toes @monotoes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Living for the weekend because the rest of the week is so terrible gets really old.

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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

let me out of here

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Sorry for hanging up on you I shouldn’t have picked up in the first place

Toes @monotoes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

It's October which means all the unstable bitches are going to act like they're this way for the season. Hi

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James @james.tarnation.lol · 06/10/2026

having a vasectomy would fix me

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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I get my cardio in by repeatedly pushing the envelope.

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orinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Wherefore art thou, Bromeo

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🍑Noob Yambot✨🥷🐉 @funsizesnicker.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026

I don’t understand sometimes and that’s okay

Toes @monotoes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Holy shit. Craigslist is still around?! Maybe it's better than Marketplace. *an hour later "Hey I really like that chair you're selling. I'm out of town right now but can I write you a cashiers check??" Nevermind.

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Toes @monotoes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Went to a work event last night and they had UFC playing and I swear if someone put their nasty ass feet in my face I think I would give up on life. Imagine if one of them had athlete's foot??

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 03/10/2026

what if I'm always hungry like the wolf what then

Toes @monotoes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Suddenly everyone wants you in their life when you contemplate taking yours.

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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

A power outage as a kid: oooooh this is fun A power outage as an adult: fuck did I pay my electric bill

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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

My weekend itinerary: eat, drink, nap, be hot, be annoying

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Staying alive out of spite.

Toes @monotoes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If you hear thunder in the distance that's just my butthole recovering from the pretzels I had before bed.

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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I wonder if Medusa’s friends ever felt taken for granite

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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

all the best people are at least a little unhinged

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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i need a vacation from myself

Toes @monotoes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Mirror mirror on the wall Cook some dinner you dumb bitch. I'm starving.

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YTJF. @thewayoftheid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The shit I have to deal with because this goofy ass country decided to elect a sentient Call of Duty lobby to the White House

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The gay women next door gave recently me a wrist timepiece for my birthday. Pretty sure they misunderstood when I said “I wanna watch”

Toes @monotoes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Happy birthday baby girl. Love you so much♥️♥️♥️

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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Jeeves, my finest of dick shorts, please

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MYST & Co. (Ultimate Car Spotter!) @mysteriarchs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"Your order is marked as shipped" YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Puppet's Shocked Aaaaaa!

Alt: Muppet running excitedly

Toes @monotoes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I miss who I was before I was tired

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It’s not you it’s me I say, looking in the mirror.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Ask your doctor if jeopardizing your health to make the rich richer is right for you

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

DOCTOR: This prescription might change your personality MY HUSBAND: Oh, thank God! *starts sobbing*

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i’m an accident that keeps on happening but the coffee seems to be helping

Toes @monotoes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Walking in the rain. Maybe I'll drown. ngl.link/monotoes38325

Anonymous messages!

Anonymous messages!

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Toes @monotoes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I loved you and you loved me distracting you from your reality. I got attached and you moved on. Honestly sometimes I wish I just left you where I found you. I feel like I walked into a trap. But I made you smile. That much was at least real. I don't regret that.

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Jez @jez1.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

My last words will probably be “fuck it”

Toes @monotoes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Me too bro

Toes @monotoes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Marked unsafe from overstimulation.

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