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Oops𓅓

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💥 @oops@mindly.social Two-handed battleax My skeets: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7x…

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Marshall Shepherd @drshepherd2013.bsky.social · 7h
#HurricaneIsaias has reached 120 mph and Cat 3 status. My update as of Friday morning www.forbes.com/sites/marsha...
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Hurricane Isaias Has Become A Major Hurricane. What’s Next?
Hurricane Isaias has reached at Category 3 intensity before landfall. Will it remain that strong and what are implications for U.S. Gulf Coast and Southeast?
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Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 7h
Today's hat patch and a sticker.
This is fine dog and i voted sticker
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 7h
My MAGA focus group felt betrayed by tariffs, high gas prices, and inflation. I asked if there was any way Republicans could win back their support, and they replied only if they could prove that the pain had fallen harder on Black people.
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Oops𓅓 @vodkula.bsky.social · 7h
Dan Halen
4 mustahio'd men astride a cement bench at the park
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 17h
our world doesn't get a spider-man (too cursed), but we did get an endangered spider-parrot
a striking red and blue bowling ball ass parakeet
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 16h
instead of saying “bye,” a fun little bit you can do with your avoidant situationship is saying “talk to you in 3-5 business days” after experiencing any form of emotional intimacy
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hailey @hailey.at · 20h
hrm. a before and after from november 2024 to now
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Oh Elle 🌌 @whinemixer.bsky.social · 17h
I need time to myself at night to do my secret wanderings and scuttle about in the silent dark, so yes, I DO need everyone to go to sleep RIGHT now
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 18h
Republican candidate: I think for myself. I don't have to do what the president says, I can disagree with him-- Trump (tweeting): Everyone has to call Congress "Toilet" now! Republican candidate: --and that's why I'm running to be your next Toiletman
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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 18h
Souplace! is right there, man.
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 18h
careful, if two blueskiers ever unexpectedly overlap in meat space, it releases a burst of atprotons
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Daily Mothra ʚïɞ @dailymothra.bsky.social · 18h
Today's Daily Mothra! 🦋 📚 "Mothra: Queen of the Monsters" Issue #4 (2025)
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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 18h
My coworker announced her pregnancy with some cookies from a local bakery. Today she announced the baby’s gender with some cookies from a local bakery. I am wondering what else we can find out about this baby because this is going well. 
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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 18h
Here it is. Another chance for a lucky person to drive me out to the middle of nowhere on the pretext of seeing the aurora borealis, but murder me instead. *crossed fingers*
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
𝘣𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘴𝘬𝘺
the slanted side of an office building. it splits the image into two halves: the building on the left and the faded sky on the right.
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 17h
GOP: 😡 TRANS GIRLS SPORTS BAD Dems: 😤 ur corrupt!!! Libertarian subplot:
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Breaking - From campaign of Libertarian gov. candidate, Don Kissick. His campaign Mgr, Steve Perkins, says Kissick was shooting a campaign commercial on the Maumee in Toledo this morning and, along w/ others, discovered a dead body there.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 18h
t h e e x e c u t i o n w i l l b e t e l e v i s e d
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 17h
Seriouslye, how fucked uppe ys that shytte?
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anti-leaf blower account @eboldy.bsky.social · 17h
reminder that it’s penny dreadful season and if you haven’t seen it you’re doing your life a disservice
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 21h
jesus christ i have never heard a democratic talk this bluntly about an opponent
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 17h
Oof
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feral streep @feralstreeep.bsky.social · 23h
i said i liked it. i didn’t say it was good. post yours!
Captain Marvel
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Jono with the good mo(hawk) @jono.gay · 23h
I said I liked it. I didn’t say it was good. Post yours!
poster art for the 2017 Power Rangers movie. In the foreground are the rangers in their iconic coloured armour suits. From left to right: black, yellow, red, blue, pink. Behind them, their Zord vehicles fly: large mechs designed to look like prehistoric creatures. Near the top, Rita Repulsa surveys the whole scene looking beautiful and menacing. The Power Rangers title text with its lightning bolt logo completes the poster.
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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 17h
the thumbnail sounds like a horror film setup
youtube thumbnail

image of thin meat in chopsticks and text  says

CHILIS CAME IN 1591
WHAT CAME BEFORE?
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Shepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 19h
Ok so like the neighbor thing because I don't think I've told the full story. Our previous neighbors were far right Trump loving conspiracy theorists it was kind of difficult to live next to. Then they decided to retire from hay farming and move to Tennessee.
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Shepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 18h
She is, obviously, not obligated to keep her cows in a fence at all. But watching her try to do it and fail after she spent 3 days blowing up my phone telling me to fence in my goats is the most delicious schadenfreude.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 18h
the execution will be televised
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
284th historical items post to inspire your writing or dnd Ancient Roman Statue of a Child Satyr Wearing a Theater Mask of an Old Satyr
A stone mini dude with a huge old man stone mask with its hand thru the mouth
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BUG-EYED HELL CAT @californiahorst.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
no one wants to sit next to me when they fly but in my opinion if someone stuffs you in a metal tube and sends you hurling through the sky it would be far weirder to not be screaming the entire time
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How I feel when a car lets me cross the street
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you sneeze, fart, and cough at the same time you restart in recovery mode
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don’t understand El Niño, and from what I can gather asking around, very few people understand El Niño
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I was told that when the pacific gets warm enough it farts, and it takes like four years for the atlantic to get over it
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
just ran out maybe you could call my pharmacy? need some narcs and benzos too thanks pal
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 08/10/2026
Ask me how happy I am about this. It’s pretty happy
A Richard Case remarque on a Doom Patrol paperback
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Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
An adorable raccoon.
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 08/10/2026
@literallyjustadog.online have you seen the latest Onion cartoon? i think you'll get a kick out of it, love you plane posting btw :)
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Darach Ó Séaghdha @darach.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
FD was a twitchy man with eyebrows like toast crusts. He took it personally if he was overtaken while driving and the cyclists in the office would slap his car and laugh at him as they overtook him in heavy traffic. One day he was racing a cyclist to work and he crashed into the side of the office.
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ceej @ceej.online · 08/10/2026
waymos are driven by the ghosts of people who died in debt
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The Amazing Worlds of Doctor Who @worldsofdrwho.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Have Daleks invaded Scotland?" "TV21" issue 90 (dated 08/10/66). #DoctorWho
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The Amazing Worlds of Doctor Who @worldsofdrwho.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"THE DALEKS" ("TV21" issue 90 (dated 08/10/66)). Art by Ron Turner. #DoctorWho
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Jason Cann @zurichcrow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Today I got sized up by a crow #cawmunity #crow #corvid 🪶
A crow on the wall of the lake garden looking me up and down.
The crow has finished its moult and is almost shining in the early morning sun.
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the hurricane is stored in the balls
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
has anyone seen the kool-aid man since?
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"Spooky" Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 08/10/2026
Was thinking about a face lift but then I saw John Cusack.
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Given up on the garden, I’ve thrown the trowel in.
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Chantal James @chantalalive.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
Being a fascist white supremacist white woman in Trump's cult be looking rough. This woman looks like an amateur's wax doll that's melting in the sun with a $5 wig that came in plastic at Spirit Halloween on. And folks, she looks that way because she wants to. I just could never.
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
SWEET DREAMS. www.newsweek.com/fire-bull-se...
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Massive Semen Explosion after Blaze Hits Bull Artificial Insemination Farm
Fire at Yarram Herd Services in Victoria, Australia described as a "major blow" for farmers.
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Brosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You can’t please all the people all the time, but a lot of people suck. I wouldn’t worry about it.
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